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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Wednesday, August 22, 2007


My Space by Brad Paisley


This is so funny and I bet so much of it is true!



I work down at the pizza pit

and I drive an old Hyundai

I still live with my mom and dad

I'm 5'3" and overweight

I'm a Sci-fi fanatic

mild asthmatic

never been to 2nd base


But there's a whole other me

that you need to see

Go check out My space


Cause online I'm down in Hollywood

I'm 6'5" and I look damn good

I drive a Maserati

I'm a black belt in Karate

and I love a good glass of wine


It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

Cause even on a slow day

I can have a three way-chat

with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online

So much cooler online


I get home, I kiss my mom

and she fixes me a snack

I head down to my basement bedroom

and fire up the Mac


In real life, the only time

I've ever even been to LA

Was when I got the chance

with the marching band

To play tuba in the Rose Parade.


Online I live in Malibu

I posed for Calvin Klein,

I've been in GQ

I'm single and I'm rich

and I got a set of six pack abs

that'll blow your mind


It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

Cause even on a slow day

I can have a three way-chat

with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online


When you got my kinda stats,

it's hard to get a date

Let alone a real girlfriend

But I grow a third

and I lose a bunch of weight

every time I log in online


I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6'5"

and I look damn good

Even on a slow day,

I can have a three way chat

with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online


I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online
Are we who we say we are or not?
Love,
Chatty


1 comment:

shirley twofeathers said...

Yeah! I'm cooler online too!