Pumpkin Simulator (Check it out - draw your own pumpkin face)
There are witches in my mailbox.
What am I to do?
I found them there this morning,doing things they shouldn't do!!
How the witches got there,I haven't got a clue.
But they won't be there much longer because I'm sending them to YOU!!!!!!
You've been Witch Kissed!
Before the warts begin to spread, pass the kisses on instead!
You've been 'butt kissed' - sorry - but this is funny (hope you think so too!).
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have any guts.
Q: What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A: A Boo-ick.
Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A: Dead ends...
Q: How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: What did the little monster have in his rock collection?
Q: What does Frankenstein serve for dessert?
A. I Scream.
Q: What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
Q: Why are vampires like false teeth?
A: They both come out at night.
Q: What type of dog does Dracula have?
A: A blood hound.
Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?