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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, November 28, 2008

Fun Friday


If you treat every situation as a life-and-death matter, you’ll die a lot of times.-Dean Smith

Cup of Tea One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was "just the cutest thing!" My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up. Then she says, (as only a mother would know... :) Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?



Signs To Make You Smile!

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

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In a Podiatrist's office:
Time Wounds All Heels.

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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals-on-Wheels

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At a Proctologist's door:
To expedite your visit, please back in.

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On a Plumber's truck:
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed

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On another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!

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On a Church's Billboard:
7 days without God makes one weak.

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout.

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At a Towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.

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On an Electrician's truck:
Let Us Remove Your Shorts

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In a Nonsmoking Area:
If we see you smoke, we will automatically assume
you are on fire and take appropriate action.

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On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push!

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At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place.

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On a Taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff.

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On a Fence:
Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!

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At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.

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Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

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At the Electric Company
We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, YOU will be.

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In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in
and get fed up.

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully! We'll wait...

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At a Propane Filling Station:
Tank heaven for little grills.

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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
Best place in town to take a leak

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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises

That's about the truth!

Love, Chatty

3 comments:

JeanMac said...

What a riot of laughs!

Sherry said...

Those are funny. I love 'em!

Chatty Crone said...

Thanks, I love to laugh too.