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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, February 13, 2009

Sister Myotis preaches on the topic of "Thong Panties". Amen!!!

Sister Myotis preaches on the topic of "Thong Panties". Amen!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xv7REV2HEY&feature=email
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What is a Grandparent ?

(Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds)

Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people's.

A grandfather is a man, & a grandmother is a lady!

Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.

When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.

They show us and talk to us about the colors of the flowers and also why we shouldn't step on 'cracks.'

They don't say, 'Hurry up.'

Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes.

They wear glasses and funny underwear.

They can take their teeth and gums out.

Grandparents don't have to be smart.

They have to answer questions like 'Why isn't God married?' and 'How come dogs chase cats?'

When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for the same story over again.

Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us.

They know we should have snack time before bed time, and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we've acted bad.


A 6-YEAR-OLD WAS ASKED WHERE HIS GRANDMA LIVED.

''OH,'' HE SAID, ''SHE LIVES AT TH E AIRPORT, AND WHEN WE WANT HER, WE JUST GO GET HER. THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE HAVING HER VISIT, WE TAKE HER BACK TO THE AIRPORT.''

GRANDPA IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH! HE TEACHES ME GOOD THINGS, BUT I DON'T GET TO SEE HIM ENOUGH TO GET AS SMART AS HIM!

It's funny when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.

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The Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged,one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went

My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you.'
Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
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Games from AARPS:

http://games.aarp.org/

Have a fun day.
Chatty

12 comments:

Tammy said...

OH MY GOODNESS....I just about peed in my good Christian panties with the white panel!!!!!

Good gracious gal!!!!

Oh...the link to the Hollywood Solitaire did not work for me.

^..^ Corgi Dog Mama said...

Oh golly, I'm still laughing! That
Southern fried humor is great...I'd pay to go see that lady, wouldn't you? Looks like a very good time.
Loved the grandparent stories and the black bra thing was right on target what a husband would say!!
Very, very good post today.
Whatta hoot!

Chatty Crone said...

Thanks - I thought it was funny too. I redid the game site in my Blog - thanks for the heads up.

http://games.aarp.org/

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