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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, May 01, 2009

Fun Friday

The above picture originally moved. As soon as the girl goes past the guy on the left, he starts to breathe and his stomach goes out and knocks the table and drink over!

(Any body know why when I copy a picture and put it on my Blog the movement doesn't come over with it? I've had that problem before. Thanks)
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Today is International Disturbed People's Day

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done.

I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself..
You hang in there sunshine, you're special

Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Today's Message of the Day is:

Life is short,

Break the rules,

Forgive quickly,

Kiss slowly,

Love truly,

Laugh uncontrollably,

And never regret anything that made you smile.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance.

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Things Never To Say To Your Wife:


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SIPPING VODKA

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.'

So next Sunday he took the Monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Big Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'Take this and eat it for it is my body.' He did not say 'Eat me'.

12)The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'..

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

Happy Friday!
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African Booze Tree (and I want to go there and get me some (lol):


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCu5s80uAMQ&feature=email

(I could use one of these trees!

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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her..

She said, 'I have some really great news!'

I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!'

Then she said, 'There's more.'

I asked, What do you mean there's more.

She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!'

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....

(You're going to love this!)

'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!'

Love,
Chatty

3 comments:

ClassyChassy said...

Oh good grief! That last one was a humm dinger! Never saw it coming! Have a great day!

^..^Corgidogmama said...

Oh what a fun post today!
I don't know where you find this stuff, but it is terrific.
Fridays are so fun here at your place. Each day is unique.
Temps are 94 in Largo today. Traffic is so scary. I drove to Dunkin' donuts for my coffee, and was so terrified I drove right
back to the RV to drink it! Small town gal forever I guess.
Take care, happy weekend.

Olde Dame Penniwig said...

Oh man, WHERE did you get them all? Too funny!

AS TO YER ANIMATION NOT WORKING: Google does not upload animated gifs directly. That's what the animation was, a type of file called an animated gif. Google will upload the FIRST frame of the gif and display it.

To display the entire file, the entire animated gif, you must upload it to a different spot on the web and call it up from there. It's easy. Just get a free Photobucket account and upload it from your computer to your free account. Then you can call it up or place it in your post in Blogger and it will "run." Let me know if you need any help with it.