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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, May 08, 2009

Fun Friday

Cardiologist Funeral-

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said,

"I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral......I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.
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Natural Highs -

Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end of #44.

1..Falling in love.

2.. Laughing so hard your face hurts.

3.. A hot shower.

4..No lines at the supermarket ....

5.. A special glance.

6.. Getting mail.

7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.

8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.

9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. !

10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.

11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry or coffee).

12. A bubble bath.

13. Giggling.

15. The beach.

16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.

17. Laughing at yourself.

18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you

19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.

20. Running through sprinklers.

21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.

22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.

23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS

24. Accidentally overhearing someone! say some thing nice about you.

25. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.

26. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).

27. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.

28. Playing with a new puppy.

29. Having someone play with your hair..

30. Sweet dreams.

31.. Hot chocolate.

32. Road trips with friends.

33. Swinging on swings.

34. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.

35. Making chocolate chip cookies.

36. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.

37. Holding hands with someone you care about.

38.. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.

39. Watching the expression on some one's face as they open a much desired present from you.

40. Watching the sunrise.

41. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day. ;!

42. Knowing that somebody misses you.

43.. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.

44. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

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Red Neck Carnival Ride

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYF-3R47_VU&feature=email
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CHOCOLATE CALCULATOR....

Don't tell me your age; you might be tempted to tell me a falsehood anyway - but the Hershey Man will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute...
Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is just something fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10).

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator.

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759...<> And, if you haven't, then add 1758

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should now have a three or four digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number
(I.e: how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are:

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK
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Dance!
Chatty

3 comments:

ClassyChassy said...

Hurray for CHOCOLATE! And the picture topping today's post is a hum-DINGER! Thanks for the smiles!

Changes in the wind said...

You had me from the top picture LOL

^..^Corgidogmama said...

Greetings Chatty! We're in NC, and I'm at April's until Tues. afternoon. Very muggy here, and since the campground is deep in the woods, the dogs are already getting ticks! Jim will have to be very diligent in checking them. He's looking forward to a few days of no competition using the laptop, and a few line of cable channels, alone!
Emmy was giving me belly laughs tonight, what a hoot she is. Loved your lists, and jokes today. Your Friday posts are always great. How's your week going?
I'll be able to get online here at April's so will be checking in on ya.
Take care.