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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, August 28, 2009

Fun Friday



Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four.
We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."

1- Find the C below.
Please do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999


3 - Now find the N below.. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist.

I was going to clean house today...
but then I saw this and changed my mind!

Click on: I don't do windows




THE ROSE
This is the most truthful observation I have ever read. It is so very relevant for we, who are classified as the "older" members of our society and it most certainly touches my heart. Having read it and absorbed it, I'm a better person now. If only our younger loved ones could learn this lesson earlier on!

AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLDER.



Well, SHOOT ! !
Now I forgot what I was gonna say ....


Officer and Krispie Creme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp-ClzU7rwo&feature=email



I was confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies.

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant... But today, I overheard two farmers talking,
And one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those Agencies are doing to us.
Now you are as enlightened as I am.

Love,

Chatty
And if this doesn;t make you laugh so hard you'll pee in your pants - I don't know what will. I've used it before, but if you didn't get to see it.


4 comments:

Terry¨*♥ ♥*¨ said...

lmaooooooooooooooooo ok ok. Yes i tinkled a little. Awesome chatty, I loved it all xoxoxo

ClassyChassy said...

Loved the easy target deer - you know I love critters! Thanks for the perky post!

^..^Corgidogmama said...

Kneeslappers...all of 'em.
Thank God I passed my test~was thinking I should go have an alzheimer's evaluation done!

Chatty Crone said...

I love, love, love Fridays. Thanks for your responses. I like to make people happy.