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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, January 29, 2010

FUN FRIDAY


A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.

So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her
email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read

To: My Loving Wife Subject : I've Arrived Date: October 16, 2007 - I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.

I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here.



I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.

I told them to kiss off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!









Silver in the Hair

Gold in the Teeth.

Stones in the Kidneys

Sugar in the Blood.

Lead in the Ass.

Iron in the Arteries.

And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.

I never thought I'd accumulate such wealth...



Subject: 10 rules for men to follow for a happy life

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.

2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.

5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.

6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.

9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.

10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other.

Sincerely,

Tiger Woods





Happy Birthday Ann Jillian - Do you remember the show "Jennifer Slept Here"?

Battle with cancer
The 35-year-old actress made headlines when she was diagnosed with breast cancer and she became a vocal advocate for cancer research and prevention. Leaving It's a Living after the 1985-1986 season, she focused on beating her cancer, with treatment including a double mastectomy. Her battle with the disease was chronicled in the top-rated 1988 made-for-TV film, The Ann Jillian Story, in which Jillian portrayed herself. Jillian received her third Emmy Award nomination, for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Special, and won a 1989 Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actress in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for TV.

She seems like a nice lady.
Love,
Sandie


From Angela at West Virginia's Treasure

16 comments:

Susan Wicker said...

Great post, Sandie. I definitely had my first chuckle of the day and that feels good! Have a great day. Sincerely, Susan from writingstraightfromtheheart.blogspot.com

Linda said...

Sandie, Love that first story! I have read that before and it cracks me up! Love Ann Jillian! Very Courageous person.
Always, Linda

The Quintessential Magpie said...

Thanks for the smiles. I'm about to take off in a few.

XO,

Sheila :-)

Marjorie (Molly) Smith said...

LOL, you have made my day, I needed the laughs.
Hope your day is going well.
Molly

Life is good! said...

oh how you make my day! soooooooooooo funny. thanks!

ClassyChassy said...

Great sound video and hard to believe that it would be a true recording! So funny!

Angela said...

I laughed out loud the entire post! I might just live a couple of years longer because of it!

Hugs,
Angela

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

Thank you for finding this funny stuff and for sharing it!

Thena said...

Sandie,
Thanks for the laugh.

That corgi :) said...

and if I remember correctly, Ann Jillian had a baby after her breast cancer was all treated; truly a courageous person

enjoyed all the Friday laughs :)

betty

Knitty said...

Each one of those chuckles were great! I especially liked the answering machine message. :-D

Stella said...

Sandie, You just brightened up my Friday. So funny. You asked about the scripture on the mirror in my post. Yes, it is on my mirror. I bought it at home party.T hen when I brought it home I realized that I had rough stucco walls and there was no way it was going on my wall. Thus the mirror. And I like it there. Sometimes second plans are the best. Thanks for asking.

jeanmac said...

What can I say? I just love your posts!

Carol............. said...

Yup..your post made my day!

I may get the giggles in the middle of the night!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

After reading all your smiles, i know we will sleep better happy tonight.
love
tweedles

Buttercup said...

Thanks for the thoughtful things and the funny things you share with us. I'm still thinking about what I'll get for my tattoo. Have a great Sunday.