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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, November 05, 2010

Fun Friday with a little help from my friends . . .

Just a reminder - I'm running a giveaway - see yesterday Novemeber 3rd. blog And I have to remind you - you must be a follower of my blog. Thanks and good luck to everyone. It is a $55.00 gift certificate to CSN!


"Loving, like prayer, is a power as well as a process. It's curative.
It is creative." ~ Zona Gale

SO IS LAUGHTER!

Be open, be available, be exposed, be skinless. Skinless? Dance around in your bones.
- Wallace Stegner

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
- Doug Larson



Wonder if this guy knows his picture is circulating out there. . .



IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT GETTING OLD . . .

Shoot!..... Now I forgot what I was gonna tell ya . . .

Girlie Wisdom!

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. (LOVE IT!)
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.
I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my pants.
Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like... 'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
LIVE SIMPLY.....LAUGH OFTEN....LOVE DEEPLY

Ain't it the Truth!!!
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
How much do you weigh?' she asks.
'115,' she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 140 (I wish).
The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
'5 foot 8,' she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'.
She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' she screams, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'


Flour and Water
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?..
and then you add eggs
and
sugar...
and you get cake?
Where did the glue go ?
NEED AN ANSWER?
You know darned well where it went!
That's what makes the cake
Stick to your BUTT!

12 STEP PROGRAM OF RECOVERY FOR WEB ADDICTS
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.
2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3) I will get dressed before noon.
4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.
5) I will sit down and write a PAPER letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.
6) I will call someone on the phone whom I cannot contact via the Web.
7) I will read a PAPER book.
8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear my music on the Web.
9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.
12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime...and the Web will always be there tomorrow!
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Love,Sandie

22 comments:

varunner said...

I like the Thanksgiving picture :-)
I'll go enter your giveaway. I've been having computer issues but after the help of FOUR IT guys (luckily, through my part time job mostly) I'm back and running. Now to catch up!

Jo said...

Sandie I love your sparkle, Thanksgiving wishes,hehehe,good job.And I had to borrow the 12 to post on my blog,so funny.Have a great weekend.
-JO

Angela said...

Hey Sandie!

I need to do the 12 step program! lol Or should I say I do the 12 step program! hehehe

Please enter me again in your giveaway!

Have a Great Weekend! Thank God it's Friday!

Angela

The Quintessential Magpie said...

Thanks, Sandie! I have to agree with this one:

One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

Now, let me see, where did I put that box of chocolates??? ;-)

XO,

Sheila :-)

Debbie said...

Laughing all the way! I really love to come here. It never fails to leave me just a little bit cheerier!!

This is my favorite:

"Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like... 'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!"

Linda @ A La Carte said...

I always love Friday's funnies but the 12 step program was such a hoot! I read it to Carter as I am sitting here in my robe (it's not noon yet) both of us on our computers! Thanks for the great Friday laugh!

Together We Save said...

Great pictures!!

Chambray Blue said...

The Cake and Flour made me laugh till I cried. Thanks...

Ginny said...

I am back from sick leave, pumped up like Armold Swartzenegger on steroids, and ready to rock!!! Yes, enter me!! So cool of you to do this for us!! I love your sparkly header!! And the first cat and dog picture, did YOU take that?? Are you becoming a pet wrangler now!! Time for a tetanus shot along with the flu shot!! These quotes are just the best EVER, I am reading them aloud to my hubby and son and we're all laughing!! I'm printing them!!

Melanie said...

That is such a cute picture of the dog and cat. :)
I don't know how people forget to eat either!
I love reading your posts. They're always great and funny.
Hope you have a fabulous weekend!

That corgi :) said...

LOL with the 12 steps! I'm so guilty of a lot of them (like eating in front of the computer which is what I am doing right now :)

all great laughs today Sandie!

betty

Anonymous said...

Entering the giveaway.

Sharon Kirby said...

I don't know where to start - I'm laughing too hard!

Can I add a number 13?

#13 - I will admit that I am addicted to blogging - but only on the web!

Love your sense of humor, Sandie - you make me smile (which is a good use of the middle-aged face wrinkles!)

xoxo

Life is good! said...

funny funny funny! have a great weekend!

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

The 12-step program is funny (I think!) -- I need to get on it!

Congrats on learning something new on the contest, I like your spirit!

Not entering b/c I don't blog on google, so I can't be a follower and also, most importantly, I don't have room for anything '>)

But way to go on doing it and somebody is going to be happy when they win.

Pat MacKenzie said...

Love the Friday chuckles. Please enter me again in your give-away.

Mevely317 said...

Here, a minute ago I thought I was too pooped to crack a smile.
These are hysterical!!! My fav is that pix of "tomato-nose-man" ....priceless!

DaCraftyLady said...

I love reading your quotes they are hilarious and make my day. Thanks for sharing.. :) I made sure I am a follower... love the Thanksgiving wishes... :) I love the 12 step program!!!

Jacalyn @ rmebathproducts.com said...

Thanks for the laughs! You can change your font at the Cutest Blog on the Block. They have great free stuff there!

Hugs,
Jacalyn

Homemade Quilts by Granny said...

The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
This one is so true for me. Trish

BECKY said...

Always such great stuff here, Sandie! I love coming to visit!

Annesphamily said...

Sandie I come here to smile! I am always so happy to stop over. You post the best stuff! Keep it up! Hugs Anne