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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, November 26, 2010

Fun Friday with a little help from my friends . . .



He who laughs, lasts.- Mary Poole











Now how does he do that?


Have some fun and give this a try!
Just click the word Chinapaint

Now this is bad but it is funny!




Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

Pregnant Turkey - Thanks Melanie

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.

When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!


Chatty

19 comments:

Pat MacKenzie said...

Thanks for the laughs!

Debbie said...

Hind Link maneuver.... Oh my word...you're bad.


You're funny, too.

Hope the new grandson is doing well and you all had a great Thanksgiving.

Life is good! said...

too darn funny! hope you had a great Thanksgiving. have a wonderful weekend and keep us laughing!

That corgi :) said...

Okay, how did David Copperfield do that? My card was gone. I liked the ChinaPaint thing too; it was right about some of my characteristics but not all. Too funny about the pregnant turkey! Enjoy the day!!!!!!!

betty

Linda @ A La Carte said...

Funny! Love the pregnant bird! Hope you are enjoying that Grand baby!

Velvet Over Steel said...

Those were so Funny!!! Esp. the hillbillies... I've never heard or read that one before!! LOL

Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving & enjoying those grandsons to pieces!!!

Hugs,
Coreen

Stella said...

You are so funny and so bad. Think you take after your mother. Have a good weekend. Stella

Susan said...

Oh Sandie...The hillbilly joke was hysterical. I burst out laughing at the kitchen table and couldn't stop. Wondered if my husband was going to come in to see what was so funny.

The whole post was a hoot. You sure know things to put that tickle a person's funnybone. (Good think I wasn't choking...ha ha ha hahaha)

By the way, HOW in the bazooers did David Copperfield DO that? HOW HOW HOW HOW? Do you have any idea?
Thanks for giving me the biggest laugh of my day, amidst cleaning and decorating. Susan

Doris Sturm said...

Thanks for the funnies, Sandie. I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving yesterday! It's raining here and Gizzy and I are sleeping the day away. I'm tired!

Hugs,
Doris and Gizzy

Ginny said...

Funny stuff, but the card game worked!!!! Do you know how it's done??

Buttercup said...

Hind lick...bad, bad! But I laughed. Hope you're having a great weekend.

Angela said...

Ok, my card was gone and so was my daughters. We had different cards picked out. So I studied on it and figured out how he did it! lol

The hind lick maneuver made me laugh out loud! I had to read it to everyone in the house. Funny!

Have a Great Weekend!
Angela

Carol............. said...

Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving!

What an entertaining post (love D. Copperfield!) Thanks.....

Annesphamily said...

Sandie you are bad, really really baaaaddd today! Hee Hee!

FishHawk said...

I don't remember being taught that "hind lick maneuver" during First Aid training while I was in the Boy Scouts, which is probably a good thing. For I would have undoubtedly tried it a few times (regardless of whether the sweet young thing was choking or not) back during my wilder days if I had of known about it.

Nick said...

Elizabeth Taylor tried the same trick, only using pictures of all her ex-hubby's. Didn't work so well, I hear - none disappeared.
But the card version is cool and just proves how easily fooled the human mind is. Enjoy Cinci.

DaCraftyLady said...

I loved the pregnant turkey story.. I laughed so hard I almost cried... :) Now I want to know how David C does that???? Because he kept getting what I was thinking right????? What a great post...I sure hope I never need the "hind lick maneuver.... lol....gobble gobble to ya....Debb

GWENDOLYN KAY said...

I have the card trick figured out... none of the cards are the same... look at the last one first , then go look and see that none of them are in the first picture. I hope I didn't spoil the fun~:)
Blessings
Gwenny

Melanie said...

What a funny post, Sandie. The hillbilly one had me in tears!! LOL!