'JERRY' SAID THAT ALIENS ARE COMING TO EARTH TOMORROW . . .
THEIR MISSION IS TO ABDUCT ALL GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY "OLD" PEOPLE.
I'M JUST E-MAILING YOU TO SAY GOODBYE.
I'VE GOT TO GO PACK AFTER THIS BLOG!
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best little piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.
Well, I thought this was kind of funny - thanks Jerry.
Six Truths in Life - thanks Katie.
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face .
I sincerely apologize about this but I found out I was an idiot and I wanted some company!
GREAT GEOGRAPHY LESSON
It is amazing how often we speak of these countries and don't really know where they are. Drag the country's name onto the map. There is no humbling score nor time limit; this exercise is a learning tool. Don't fear making an error. Once you finish the puzzle, you will be far more educated about this very intense section of our world. You think you know the countries? Wait.
Go to the web site listed below, and check it out.
Just enter your name, city and province (bottom of list) to see if yours is on file.
After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please remove."
This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.
Love ya, Chatty Alien - signing out to pack!
WHEN GOD PRESENTS MORE CHALLENGES THAN YOU CAN HANDLE, DELEGATE TO GOD. HE NOT ONLY HAS THE ANSWER, HE IS THE ANSWER. Tavis Smiley