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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, March 04, 2011

Fun Friday with a little help from my friends . . .








“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. ”
—J.R.R. Tolkien

The Haircut

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.

The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair ~ ~ ~ and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'

You're going to love the Dad's reply:

'Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?'
(Thanks Angela)





(Thanks Marydon.)

If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy. (Thanks Molly and Monica.)



http://funstufftosee.com/brocolli.html

(This is cute - thanks Marydon.)



(Thanks Molly and Jerry).

This a good one for keeping your brain sharp.
http://www.chezmaya.com/jeux/game33.htm

And may I say Good Luck - hehe).

Hope this touches you the way it touched me!

GOODBYE, MOM

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved and smiled back at him..

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into some one's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much? I only bought 5 items."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too."
Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.

Don't trust Little Old Ladies!!!



"BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE "LIGHT"!


Love chatty

"Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light"


This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.
You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.
Well .. .. . my job is done. Your turn!
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend.. just as I've done.
I don't care if you lick windows or take the special bus.... you hang in there sunshine, you're special...
Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back.
Today's Message of the Day is:
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."
(This was so cute I had to use it - thanks Linda and Angela.)

So thanks to all my friends for making Fun Friday funny . . . .

31 comments:

Cheri said...

Hey Kate,

I about fell off my chair reading some of these. Hilarious friday.

Sydney

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

After nursing 3 boys I should try that yoga pose. LOL.

Jane said...

Sandie your a riot! I laughed and laughed,I don't know which part was the funniest-they all were! Thanks for sharing,hope you smile today. Blessings jane

Sandra said...

ok, so after the misunderstandig from the kissy photo yesterday you post another old lady photo for me to comment on. i will not. so there. I love roadrunner and the wily coyote... that little cartoon brought back memories.

Angela said...

Hey Sandie!

Another great Fun Friday post! I loved the pig in the shower! Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong. I need to get the dishwashing soap in my shower too!

Thank God it's Friday!
Angela

Susan said...

You had some good ones, Sandie. Thanks for sharing. Hope you have a great day. Susan

Shanae Branham said...

I love the yoga comic! I do yoga and I laughed and laughed and laughed. Thank you for always making me laugh!

Marjorie (Molly) Smith said...

Love the Good bye Mom one, that's one smart old lady...lol..hope you have a great week-end. I miss dropping by everyday but things will get better.

Linda @ A La Carte said...

Sandie you know how much I enjoy these Friday funnies! The yoga pose cracks me up! hugs, Linda

DeanO said...

My Grandpa said he wouldn't take any long hair grandson fishing...that didn't last. My mom and dad said I'd only have to keep it clean and washed. I did. Now...at 50, I can't stand to have a hair over my ear. Funny what time does :) As always - a funny post.

The Boston Lady said...

Sandie, what a great collection of fun. I loved the "bottle choir" - somebody's been having lots of fun in that group!

I was actually choking up about the older lady and the young man when I got to the punchline - you got me!

Ann

Home In The Hollow said...

My favorite is how some mornings are just not worth chewing through the straps!...Still LOLing...:)JP

Thisisme. said...

Really funny stories, Chatty. I love your sense of humour!

Ginny said...

Lots of good stuff here, Sandie!! I copied down the soap and shampoo thing, that's too good!! The number thing didn't sharpen my mind as much as make it dizzy!

Sue @ Not the Good Scissors! said...

Thanks for the laughs on this Friday. I think something is in the air today because I was getting some very funny emails today too.
Have a great weekend!

Sue

Tanna at The Brick Street Bungalow said...

ROTFLOL!! Thank you so much!! I needed this! Hugs ~ Tanna

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I love this one
BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE "LIGHT"!

love
tweedles

Carol said...

So much awesomeness rolled into one entry. LOVE everything about today's post. Love the pig in the shower, that has to be my problem too.

You are a bright spot in my day!

Love, Carol

Cindy Caudle said...

Your blog makes my day. I can always count on getting a good laugh after reading it. Thank you Cindy

Starry Dawn said...

Hey Chatty,
You have got such a lovely blog in here with so much to talk about...
Thank you for visiting my site, sweetheart!!
Well, my journals will be the one that I shall use more often. Anyway, I only post on monthly basis. My poetry corner is good too. Welcome Aboard at anytime, sweet Chatty!! I joined your blog.
God bless you always, sweetheart!!
All the Best,
Starry.

Barb Hodges said...

You've done it again!!! Thank you for the laughs. Have a wonderful weekend.

Life is good! said...

tooo darn funny. i can't even say which one made me smile bigger. Thanks once again for the funnies!

That corgi :) said...

its cool that others send you things to include on your Fun Friday posts Sandie!!

LOL about the "mom" getting "her son" to pay for her groceries!

betty

Home Made Quilts By Granny said...

GOOD LAUGH! TRISH

Kim said...

Those were great! Perfect way to start a Saturday.

Sharon Kirby said...

This was so much fun, I've just got to leave a few comments.

The dad/driver's license story - very cute!

I'm flying to Chicago next week - maybe I can cancel my mammogram appointment currently scheduled for when I return. Colonoscopy?? Might have to skip that one. Sounds like a pain in the...

Totally hooked me on the Mom/market story - you bad girl, you.

Played the "find the numbers" reaction thing - I am SOOOO slow!

As far as contacting one unstable person I know - all I've got to say is - I'm HERE, aren't I?!?!?

xoxo

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

You (and your friends) are great! Thanks 4 the laughs. As usual just as funny on Saturday ;>)

jeanmac said...

Oh my gosh, thanks for the laughs!

Whosyergurl said...

Love the yoga cartoon. Love Maxine! xo, Cheryl

Whosyergurl said...

Love the yoga cartoon. Love Maxine! xo, Cheryl

Whosyergurl said...

Love the yoga cartoon. Love Maxine! xo, Cheryl