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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Saturday having some more fun . . .





Thank you Madsnapper!




A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.


He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.


The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.


Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.


The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.


A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.


She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.


"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter
Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."


The blonde says,"Don't worry."


She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.


The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.


Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.


The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,


"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"


The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.


It says..


(Are you ready for this?)


(Are you sure?)


(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)


It says,


"Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."


Happy Easter!!!
Thank you Kim at Millie's Mats





All I need to know
I learned from the Easter Bunny!
LOVE THE LORD THY GOD WITH ALL YOUR HEART!

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There's no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
Some body parts should be floppy.
Keep your paws off of other people's jelly beans.
Good things come in small, sugar coated packages.
The grass is always greener in someone else's basket.
To show your true colors, you have to come out of the shell.
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey..
May the joy of the season fill your heart.
AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU!

JELLY BEANS?


Love,
Chatty






I do not at all understand the mystery of grace--only that it meets us where we are but does not leave us where it found us.


-Anne Lamott

23 comments:

Buttercup said...

Thanks, Sandie, for laughter and something to think about. I especially like the Easter Bunny learning. I haven't seen it before. Hope you're having a great weekend.

Marjorie (Molly) Smith said...

Wanted to stop by and wish you and yours a very Happy and Blessed Easter.
Molly

blueviolet said...

That is so silly and fun! :))

Happy Easter, my friend!

Thisisme. said...

You've excelled yourself with this one Chatty. The story about the Easter Bunny was just SO funny. I appreciate all the smiles you bring into my life dear friend. Wishing you a very Happy Easter.

Sandra said...

i fixed the cartoon for you and added shoot. that is one fancy rabbit you found, he is really dressed up for tomorrow. Jelly beans are BAD, now I want a few RED ones

Melanie said...

That was a cute little joke!
Happy Easter. ♥

Susan said...

Hello Sandie...Great to start my day with laughter. Thanks! Love that last little bunn bunn, sniffing jelly beans. Take care and have a super day. Susan

Linda @ A La Carte said...

Love the bunny story! Funny! Always fun to read the cute stuff you find. hugs, Linda

Kim said...

It is always so much to visit here. The chick and the fried egg.....Love it! LOL
P.S. Thanks for sharing my joke. I'll send any other cute ones your way.

mo said...

Girl, you are too funny!


I LOVED it!

You had me laughing out loud on this one. (really.)

I still have a smile on my face.

Thank you for that.

Easter blessings to you and yours.

*hugs*

mo

Terry said...

Howdy Sandie
Blessings of joy to you my friend.
I am so excited after the past two months of blogger issues I was finally able to get logged on today ! It still doesn't show the blogs I follow :(
Oh well .
I'm just so happy to be here It's okay for now.
I have missed reading your wonderful words so very much .
Happy Easter weekend to you my sweet friend .
May your Easter basket overflow with many wonderful blessings .
Big hugs with love coming to you from Texas.
Until next time
Happy Trails

Home Made Quilts By Granny said...

Great post. Have A Happy and Blessed Easter. I really liked the video. Hugs Trish

Ginny said...

Love the post today! I wish you the best and brightest Easter ever, Sandie!!!

Sharon Kirby said...

Installment comment here:

I thought I was ready for the Easter Bunny punchline - I wasn't - what a (delightful) groaner!!

Loved the "All I Need to Know..." - isn't it amazing how much truth is in that? My favorite - everyone needs a friend who is all ears. (And I'm so thankful for yours!)

And, the Annie Lamont quote - simply profound. Praise God that He meets us - and picks us up, dusts us off, and helps us along our way!

Happy Easter!

GOD BLESS!

That corgi :) said...

I liked that Anne Lamont quote, Sandie!! Isn't God's grace amazing?? Too cute with the Easter Rabbit joke!!!

hope you and yours have a great Easter!!!

betty

Marydon said...

I'm still giggling ... this has been hitting the internet all week ... love it.

Have a beautiful & happy Easter, my friend.
TTFN ~
Hugs,
Marydon

Michaele said...

Happy Easter Chatty - this was a fun Easter post.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

these words spoke to me today

"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. -Mother Teresa"
love
tweedles

Barb Hodges said...

Sandie, thank you so much for these laughs. We need it here in St. Louis. Many people need our prayers. I love the Easter Bunny story. I laughed so hard. Have a wonderful Easter Sunday.

Cindy Caudle said...

Happy Easter. I knew that joke was going to be a good one.

FishHawk said...

I AM SHOCKED!!!

LADY JANE said...

Sandie...Easter Blessings to you and yours! May your basket be full of love and your life be sweet as chocoate....HUGS...Jane

Whosyergurl said...

Happy Easter, Sandie!
xo, Cheryl