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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, May 06, 2011

Fun Friday with a little help from my friends . . .



What do you see?








http://www.maniacworld.com/which-is-the-guilty-dog.html
Guess which one is the guilty dog! (Thanks Melanie)



TV: Just click on a date...sit back and enjoy!!!
Pick your favorite.
This is awesome, pick out one of your favorites from below and give it a try...
1. JACKIE GLEASON ON THE ROCKY MARCIANO SHOW THE MAIN EVENT (1960)
2. JAMES DEAN: HIS FINAL TV APPEARANCE (1954)
3. ELVIS SINGS BLUE SUEDE SHOES (1956)
4. A TRIBUTE TO ELVIS PRESLEY, THE KING OF ROCK & ROLL (1959-62)
5. THE EDSEL INTRODUCED ON NBC (1957)
6. BOBBY DARIN'S "MACK THE KNIFE" (1959)
7. WESTINGHOUSE DEBUTS HI-TECH "ADVANCED TV" (1951)
8. WILLIAM BENDIX AS LOVABLE CHESTER A. RILEY (1956)
9. ICONS I: WHAT MADE 50'S TV GOLDEN (COMPILATION, (1952-60)
10. THE PATTI PAGE SHOW (1958)
11. BLOOPERS FROM THE HONEYMOONERS (1957-58)
12. THE CENSORED JERRY LEE LEWIS HERE UNCENSORED! (1957-59)
13. A TRUE 50's DOO WOP TV CLASSIC (1958)
14. FAMILY AFFAIR (1966)
15. ALAN FREED'S BIG BEAT DANCE PARTY DANCERS (1959)
16. THE STEVE ALLEN SHOW (1957)
17. The Inventor Of TV Sketch Comedy ERNIE KOVACS (1954)
18. THE RED SKELTON SHOW (1959)
19. ICONS: THE DELINQUENCY RAMPAGE! (COMPILATION, 1957-60)
20. FATHER KNOWS BEST (1953)
21. PETTICOAT JUNCTION (1962)
22. OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST BOB MATTHIAS (1956)
23. DANCES OF THE 1950's: THE HAND JIVE (1957)
24. GROUCHO MARX YOU BET YOUR LIFE (1959)
25. DRAGNET (1959)
26. THE IMMORTAL MUSICAL COMEDY OF VICTOR BORGE 1951
27. EDDIE FISHER SINGS A MEDLEY OF HIS BIGGEST HITS 1953
28. ABBOTT & COSTELLO: WHO'S ON FIRST? 1951
29. MORE DANCES OF THE 1950's THE JITTERBUG 1958
30. THE HONEYMOONERS ... IN COLOR! 1969
31. THE ORIGINAL FLASH GORDON SERIAL theatres-1939; TV-1960's
32. THE LONE RANGER 1955
33. THE ENDEARING GRIMACES OF EDDIE CANTOR 1952
34. BOBBY DARIN NERVOUSLY HOSTS A BEAUTY CONTEST 1957
35. MORE DANCES OF THE 1950's: THE LINDY HOP 1959
36. SHAKE, BABY, SHAKE! IT'S THE KILLER AGAIN! 1958
37. THE DANNY THOMAS SHOW 1958
38. SID CAESAR: YOUR SHOW OF SHOWS 1957
39. HERE COMES TOBOR! 1954
40. THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN 1954
41. THE ADVENTURES OF FLIPPER 1964
42. SPIKE JONES 1951
43. CAPTAIN VIDEO & HIS VIDEO RANGERS 1950
44. THE LIBERACE SHOW 1952
45. MEDIC 1954
46. THE BIG VALLEY 1965
47. THE ROOTS OF TV BASEBALL 1950-57
48. Mc HALE'S NAVY 1962
49. HOPALONG CASSIDY 1952
50. DARK SHADOWS 1966
51. FADS & FANCIES OF THE 50s & 60s
52. I LOVE LUCY 1952
53. THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW 1962
54. THE BEATLES FIRST TELEVISION APPEARANCE 1963
55. BAT MASTERSON 1958
56. MARTY ROBBINS ON THE JOHNNY CASH SHOW 1964
57. FRANK SINATRA SPEAKS CANDIDLY 1954
58. PASSWORD 1962
59. STAR TREK TV ON DEMAND 1966-present
60. MORE DANCES OF THE 50's: THE SWINGBACK 1958
61. THE LIVE TV FRIDGE COMMERCIAL CATASTROPHE 1954
62. THE ARTHUR GODFREY SHOW 1957
63. BUILDING THE 1958 DODGE 1957
64. FIGHT CLASSIC: ROCKY MARCIANO vs. JERSEY JOE WALCOTT 1952
65. AND MORE GREAT ICONS OF THE 50's VOL III 1952-59
66. ALFRED HITCHCOCK PRESENTS 1959
67. SATURDAY NIGHTLIVE~~ BEFORE SNL 1954-58
68. FELIX THE CAT 1959
69. THE DONNA REED SHOW 1958
70. THE GOLDBERGS 1952
71. LUCILLE BALL & CAROL BURNETT 1965
72. THE LITTLE RASCALS 1955
73. HIGHWAY PATROL 1956
74. LOST IN SPACE 1966
75. BEULAH 1951
76. BEWITCHED 1966
77. I DREAM OF JEANIE 1966
78. SEA HUNT 1957
79. DYNAMITE JOE RINDONE 1954
80. THE MILTON BERLE SHOW 1957



TEXTING FOR SENIORS

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Centre
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where're The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
(THANKS JOYCE)



The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just got married for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation."He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
(Thanks Jerry)


Which man is the tallest?








Good-bye Grandpa

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.

"The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?

'The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy cow" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side.

"Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life.

"She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"
(Thanks Angela)



A woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished. Why? (Answer at end).



What would my blog be without a quote?

"Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you." – Nathaniel Hawthorne

Love,
Chatty

Anwser - They were Siamese Twins

31 comments:

Debbie said...

I just read that list of text abbreviations with my hand over my mouth to keep from giggling out loud and disturbing my husband. We're in a hotel room,and he's trying to work.

They were SO FUNNY!!! I just kept giggling.

I loved TTYL and WTFA.

sarah said...

Hey Chatty girl...love that cat tickle. So funny. And the mother's day one too. That pic....I want to know what I'm supposed to see...I think it's a man????? Those test messages...funny. Have a great day out there and thank you for always posting all these great fun stuff.

Kim said...

That kitty video was the best! And the seniors texting had me laughing out loud.

Susan said...

Sandie....HILARIOUS. I got a quadruple laugh, right after my morning coffee.

The motherhood rap was hysterical....how can people devise such funny things?

Loved your post today. Hope you keep laughing all through the day.

Be sure to check out my "doll" post today and tell me which one is your fave. Susan

Changes in the wind said...

The kitty video was the best!

Remington said...

Oh my! This is GREAT! The work you must have put into this....but was just GREAT! Thank you! Have a fun weekend!

Thisisme. said...

Too many to mention individually, but I loved the whole post, Chatty! Brilliant! A wonderful way to end the week(or start the weekend, whichever you prefer!). Have a good weekend over there.

Jo said...

Hey friend!..my fav was the little girl "good-bye" joke,I cackled out loud!
Thanks for the laughs.
Hope and pray you have a wonderful Mothers Day!
Blessings to you my friend.
and remember,HAVE FUN!laugh out loud!
~JO
LazyonLoblolly

Sandra said...

I used to watch Jackie Gleason and loved his show back then, tried to watch reruns and thought Why did i think that was funny back then.
the kitty tickle is adorable thepuppy was cute to, the kitty was the best.
in that first thing it looks like a ugly silloute of a man or woman to me.

Linda @ A La Carte said...

This was a very funny Friday!! hugs, Linda

Doris Sturm said...

I see a human face, but I know there's something else, but I can't see it (I'm tired today) and that kitty video is adorable...I watched it three times. Kittens are so much fun.

Thanks for your uplifting post, as always, and enjoy your Friday, my friend. I need a nap!

Angela said...

Those were some good funnies Sandie! Loved the one about the woman who married 4 times! That was funny!

Happy Fun Friday to you!
Angela

That corgi :) said...

that was so cute with the texting for seniors! loved the abbreviations! I tell you, I have never mastered texting, probably because of the phone I have, it takes me so long to text, LOL!

too cute with the lady and her husbands, cute punch line!!

in the picture I saw a face with a tear coming from the eye......

have a great weekend!

betty

Sr. Ann Marie said...

You gave me my laugh for the day! Loved those texting abbreviations! I was sorry I couldn't view the clips from the 50s--my computer wouldn't let me access them. When I was growing up I loved watching Father Knows Best and the Danny Thomas Show!

Shanda said...

This is one of the most fun sites I have found. I especially liked the abbreviations for seniors!
Thankyou for stopping by my blog. To answer your question: my husband worked for Chiquita Brands International and we constantly relocated. He was laid off, however, 3 years ago and we have settled in Southern California, at least for a while:)

Melanie said...

I enjoyed your post, Sandie...too funny!
Is the first picture the face of a liar??
The good-bye daddy joke caught me off guard! :)
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, my friend!!
((Hugs))♥

Jeanie said...

I see a man's face and the word "liar'...very interesting.
I will have to come back and click on some of the links. So many of them hold a memory for me.

Kim said...

I just had to come back a 2nd time today to watch that kitten video.
:)

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Best Friend Fainted - BFF. LOL!!

Happy Mother's day :-)

Tanna at The Brick Street Bungalow said...

LOVE the texting for seniors! LOL! Thank you for the good chuckle! Hugs and blessings ~ tanna

The Boston Lady said...

Sandie, I have saved this post in my favorites so I can go back and click on some of those old shows at my leisure. Loved the Golf Pro story and everything really! I saw LIAR, so what does that make me? Have a wonderful Mother's Day. Ann

Ginny said...

Funny post today! I love the little kitty and the senior texting!! Bye for now, GCO!!! (granddaughter coming over)

Cindy Caudle said...

As always you make me smile. I loved the bloopers from the honeymooners. In the first picture I saw a face and the word Liar. Have a happy mothers day.

Marydon said...

Have a beautiful Mother's Day weekend. Still chuckling ... Love ya!
Marydon

Alfie said...

hello, thank you for dropping by my blog! you have a beautiful layout! great post, definitely put a smile on my face :D i enjoyed the seniors texting haha

-Alfie

Mevely317 said...

I am soooo enjoying these "old" TV links ... especially Petticoat Junction and The Beatles!

DaCraftyLady said...

What a great post. I laughed my head off at the little girl saying goobye, and then the rap mom's day was excellent,and the kitty of course and I watched several of the TV links wonderful programs. Loved I dream of Jeannie Have a wonderful Mother's Day Sandie...hugs, Debb

SavannahGranny said...

Thanks for making me laugh uncontrollably. I especially enjoyed the text abbreviations.
Thanks for your visit and hopefully you will follow and visit again.
Have a Happy Mother's Day. Ginger :)

Sandra said...

I SEE THE LIAR. came back when you told me what it was... hummmm

Annesphamily said...

Sandie you are such a blessing making us laugh and smile everyday! I was posting the Anti Renroe video on my FB page. Hee Hee She is one talented lady! I love the texting codes for seniors. They are so funny! Yu are so loved. Hugs Anne

Sharon said...

Oh, how you make me laugh!!

The first image - I saw a profile of a face. But...ta da...I also saw the word "LIAR" on the diagonal. Don't worry, I know you and your clever little puzzles - they're never to be taken at face value - OH! I made a pun!

Loved everything else in this post. I think my favorite was the lady and her four husbands! Cute.

xo