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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, July 15, 2011

Fun Friday

FUN FRIDAY


MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN !!
Thanks Angela

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman, in particular,loses it... Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.

'I'm too young to die,' she wails.

Then she yells, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!'

Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment there is silence.

Everyone has forgotten their own peril.

They all stare, eyes riveted, at this desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a cowboy from Alberta stands up in the rear of the plane.

He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.

No one moves.

He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps.

He whispers . . .

"Iron this. Then get me a beer."




4 Worms in Church (Thanks Angela)

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results:

The first worm in Alcohol...Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke...Dead.

Third worm in chocolate syrup...Dead .

Fourth worm in good, clean soil...Alive .

So, the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this Demonstration?"

Maxine quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!

Thanks Angela




YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS - YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD!
Thanks Jerry.







Thought for the day:



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28 comments:

Life is good! said...

gotta love that maxine! i'm following your advice and getting a canon camera. when my son, who is a photographer read my blog and saw that i was even considering a nikon he let me know that i was not getting a nikon! thanks for your advice!

Susan said...

Oh Sandie, that was good. Nice to start the day off with a chuckle. The "make me feel like a woman" story was a hoot and a half. Have a great day. Susan

Tanna at The Brick Street Bungalow said...

LOL! enjoyed my good chuckles this morning, Sandie! And, I have been lovin' those swimming photos! Makes me happy just to see them! Have a great weekend. blessings ~ Tanna

Linda @ A La Carte said...

You know I love Friday and the funnies! Oh I am a Maxine fan for sure. Happy Friday Sandie! hugs, Linda

nick said...

All good. Like the computer terms.

Flora said...

That first quote...is exactly what I am feeling!!

EvaMarie Sa said...

I love your Friday funnies !
Thank you for the funny things - the computer terms was good :-)

Have a lovely Friday!

Belle said...

I love the opening quotation, and the jokes are hilarious!

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Oh how I love Maxine, Sandie... She tells it like it is for sure!!!!!

Cute joke about the worms....

Cute video also...
Have a great weekend.
Hugs,
Betsy

Rebecca said...

Giggle. Giggle. Giggling....

You KNOW I love Fridays!

xoRebecca

Doris Sturm said...

That was fun, Sandie - I LOVED that Clark Retirement Home video! I want to go and retire there! It was very uplifting to see all these elderly folks having fun!

Have a wonderful weekend!

Love you,
Doris and Gizzy!

Love Of Quilts said...

That video was the cutest. Trish

Sally said...

I'm a little slow getting here today, but I LOVE the first one; just like a man. LOLOL

Love Maxie too!

Have a wonderful weekend; it's pouring rain here again. :)

Angela said...

Hey Sandie!

Those are some great funnies for Friday! Loved them all!

Have a Wonderful Weekend!
Angela

Ginny said...

This video has totally taken everything else out of my mind!!!! It ROCKS!!!! Especially that little broom closet scene at the end. So what is the story on it, do you know? What was the occasion? Isn't that the place where we would ALL want to go when we are unable to stay at home anymore?

Sandy said...

Iron this and get me a beer....HAHAHAHAH.. i need that laugh.

Now back to packing!!

thanks for your funny blog. some day I'll have time to come here for a daily dose of laughter...

Sandy said...

LOVED that video - i'll repost it at my place...thanks.

Sweet Tea said...

"Iron this then get me a beer" LOL I didn't see that coming!
This was a "Fun Friday".
Thanks for the laughs!

Ann said...

Love the Maxine. She cracks me up every time. That was a funny video too.
Have a great weekend

Michaele said...

I LOVED the worm joke. Love how you can find jokes I can repeat to my girls. Great Friday post - once again! Have a good weekend.

sarah said...

Hey Chatty...I'm sitting in a hotel computer area laughing from your jokes. First...love that picture above you post. Hilarious. And Maxine is the funniest...next to you of course.

That corgi :) said...

I'll come back and watch the video later tonight; on my way out in a few minutes (community group at church, small groups, life groups, every church that has them calls them something different). Anyway, I loved the Maxine cartoons; her humor is just too funny and so true!! Loved the life before computer too; so funny how we have incorporated those words in this technology age!

enjoy the weekend!

betty

Mevely317 said...

Ya know, I soooo look forward to your Friday funnies ... was all I could do today, not to "cheat" and jump on-line from the office. (Budget time = boo, hiss.)

As always, thanks for lifting my spirits!

Thisisme. said...

Hi Chatty. Sorry I'm a bit late, but I guess better late than never!! These funnies were just hilarious. My favourite was the man on the plane, who was more than willing to make her feel like a real woman! LOL!!

Debbie said...

I saw the video on the news. That's spunk!

My favorite part this week was the "Make me feel like a woman" one.
Hilarious!!

Carol said...

MADE me laugh out loud!

I agree with Maxine...I sometimes feel forgetful, however I do have too much going on in my head. I feel better now.

Love, Carol

Karen said...

I had to giggle when I read that one about the cowboy! Just loved the video, too! That's how I'm going to be when I'm 90. Thanks for the laughs, Sandie. btw, you asked if I'm still blogging. Yes, finally got back at it today after a month off. Thanks for asking.
blessings, k

Sharon said...

What a hoot to return from vacation and be able to have a laugh at Chatty's place! Loved this post...

Still smiling about the cowboy on the airplane. Thought maybe he was going to tell her to sit down and be quiet - seems that happens to us women too much, too...

Hmm...