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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, October 28, 2011

Happy Halloween - okay we'll pretend it's Halloween - humor me will you?

And this is for every one - especially for Kim. Since you guys can't take Halloween cake and candy corm maybe you can handle where jelly beans come from . . .






Okay this might be the reason dogs might get a little mad at their people! lol Thanks Angela.






For a little Halloween fun, try Cat Bowling

When it points to where you want the ball to go,

Hit the space bar ... Have fun!

GOOD LUCK !!!!!! You will NEED it!!!

Thank you cousin!



A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his
Leg, So he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit.. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right
as a pirate.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his
Wooden Leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he
Receives another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume.. The long robe will cover your
Wooden leg and, with your bald head, you should really look the part.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
Wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the
Company another nasty letter of complaint..

The next day he gets a small Parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,
We have TRIED our very BEST
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your
Wooden Leg down and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Thank you Sharon.
Thank you Marydon. Now this isn't bad - it's funny - so hang in there.






Thanks sis and Suzy.



An E-Card for you - http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/preview/flash/bws8Shell.swf?ihost=http://ak.imgag.com/imgag&brandldrPath=/product/full/el/&cardNum=/product/full/ap/3125133/graphic1>




Thank you Angela













A man is walking home alone late one foggy night.
when behind him he hears:

Bump
BUMP
BUMP

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP
BUMP
BUMP

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER
FASTER

BUMP
BUMP
BUMP

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP
clappity-BUMP
clappity-BUMP

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!

The coffin stops.




Another reason dogs may not like their owners around Halloween - thanks Angela.






And where would I be without JERRY!




"The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life." ~ Euripides ~ "Let my heart be wise. It is the god's best gift," he wrote.

Enjoy and laugh TODAY!

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50 comments:

FishHawk said...

It's good to see you supporting the president's efforts to get the budget under control.

Cheri said...

Loved these.

Sandra said...

wooden leg is funny

Kim said...

LOL You are truly twisted - I love it.

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

I've never seen the porky pooper, but we do have a reindeer pooper for the Christmas season :-)

Jill said...

I love that dirt devil commercial! There were all great. Enjoyed the giggles this morning.

SweetMarie said...

Thanks for the LOL'S! Happy Friday Sandie!

Jeanie said...

As cute as they look it always bothers me a little to see dogs dressed in costumes, though people who do it say their dogs love it.
Lots of good funnies today.

ArtyMarti said...

Thanks for the morning giggle.

laurie said...

you always make me smile,,this was great!!

Knitty said...

The lion dog would definitely cause me to look again...a little too realistic!

Remington said...

Smiling in Minnesota....thank you, my friend!

TexWisGirl said...

you are really scary...

My Journey With Candida said...

Hahahahaha..... Now you made my day.... I am laughing my butt off. Did you know laughter is healing? I think I am going to really like visiting you.

Have a GREAT weekend. Happy Halloween!

Linda @ A La Carte said...

"the coffin stops".....thanks for the smiles and laughs today!
hugs, Linda

Thisisme. said...

Hi Chatty. Thanks for ALL the laughs in your post today, especially the halloween type ones. Loved all the pictures too. Enjoy your weekend my friend.

Wanda's Wings said...

Great pic & laughs

Sr. Ann Marie said...

Loved those jokes--I needed a good laugh today!

Kim @ Stuff could... said...

Funny ...wooden leg too

Granny Annie said...

Me thinks someone altered the final response from Acme Costume Co. about what to do with the wooden leg:)

Just Stuff From a Boomer said...

Loved the lion mane on the doge. It was so simple and regal.

Belle said...

Great Halloween post! Love the photos and the jokes.

Ginny said...

Lots of good stuff here today, Sandie. Gosh, the things people do to their pets, the tank dog is cute, though.

Walking on Sunshine... said...

These were great. I especially loved the dirt devil one! That's how I picture myself looking when I vacuum! HA! Hope you had a great day. I see you passed 300. :)

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Love the jokes. The bowling game is so much fun. Have a fun weekend and a Happy Halloween!

Sarah (Nikki) said...

That dirt devil...freaky but pretty funny and those poor pups.....You always make my day. Hugs to you Gayle!!!!

Betty Manousos@ Cut and Dry said...

lol!
love all of these.

..and thanks for the lovely halloween card!

have a happy halloween!

Eva Ason said...

Loved this post - a lot of funnies. The e-card was brilliant :D Happy Halloween my friend! Enjoy your weekend. Hugs x

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

Love the little porky pooper and the dog costumes are too cute! Happy Halloween Weekend-have fun:@)

That corgi :) said...

LOL with the joke about the wooden legged man, didn't see that coming. That was so cute with the commercial for the dust devil too. Amazing with the pumpkin carving! All great to get us in the Halloween mood!

Have a great weekend Sandie!

betty

Carol said...

Oh I just LOVE Friday FUN! Just when I think you can't top the week before you do it!

Love to you!!!

Pat MacKenzie said...

Thanks for the Friday fun. I loved the little Yoda dog.

Michaele said...

This was more fun than a party! I even watched the scary video, against my will but because you told me to.
Very fun and very much appreciated!

Susan said...

Oh my GOODNESS, Sandie. There were so many cute things today. All different, too. Very unique post. Susan

Ann said...

I've seen those candy dispensers at Christmas time. I bought one for my son one year, it was a reindeer...lol
A couple of those dogs look like Duke.

Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybe said...

I need one of those Dirt Devils.

Love Of Quilts said...

Sandie that was a most entertaining post. I liked the video. Have a great Halloween. Trish

Journeyin' Lady... said...

OK, I don't dress my Bichon Dulee but have to admit those were pretty cute costumes!
Happy Halloween! You are fun and bring smiles to my face.

Angela said...

You always find the funniest things for us on Fridays! I remember the bowling and I love that game!

Happy Fun Friday!
Angela

Munir said...

So many laughs today. Yoda dog is awesome. Thanks:)
You are one cool grandma!
Have a great weekend.

DaCraftyLady said...

oh my...I laughed out loud after the coffin man story...lol... too cute...those dog costumes are a gas....Have a Safe and Howling Halloween weekend...Debb

Linda O'Connell said...

That was very enjoyable, Sandie.

Debbie said...

They were all great. I laughed at every dog costume, but Canine Yoda was my favorite. Poor pooch.

My favorite part of the post?
Caramel Apple!!!!!

My Journey With Candida said...

Just wondered if you knew you disabled comment in your new post. Public Service Announcement

The way the new blogger is, I have clicked the wrong thing meaning to disable the links. Just wondering.

Humberto Dib said...

Great blog!
Cheers from Argentina.
HD

Wanda's Wings said...

You'er latest blog won't allow comments.

Catherine said...

It's hard to believe that Halloween is just round the corner. I guess I better get some candy bought ~ ha!
xo Catherine

Catherine said...

Dear Sandie, You never fail to brighten my day, in this case evening. Thank you. I am so glad that I know you. Blessings, Catherine xo

Annesphamily said...

Ha Ha Ha! THis was soooo great! You crack me up Sandie! Hugs Anne

Tweedles -- that's me said...

How fun these are. They made us laugh!
love
tweedles