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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, March 02, 2012

Fun Friday - with a little help from my friends!!!

Okay Jim was my winner yesterday - email me your address. I have to think harder for this - I have all women stuff - lol.





ENGLISH LESSON

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that's easy to understand.

Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

I beg to differ because there is:

When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE"!

And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"!

And if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ...

"COMPLETELY FINISHED" !!

Thanks Jerry and Ann




Why, Why, Why

Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet paint, you have to touch it to check?


Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?


Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the first end you try?


How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?


Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?


The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends.

If they're OK, then it's you.

**A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine! And a day without sunshine is
like night. **
Thanks Sharon N.

Here is how the puzzle works from yesterday:
http://askville.amazon.com/game-work-http-www-quizyourprofile-guessyournumber-swf/AnswerViewer.do?requestId=14695438

THIS IS SUPER FUNNY and just one minute long! You will love it.



Thanks Eva

Thoughts of the day - keep on dreaming . . .

No one should negotiate their dreams. Dreams must be free to fly high. No government, no legislature, has a right to limit your dreams. You should never agree to surrender your dreams. ”

Jesse Jackson



My niece took me out to lunch today and bought me this frog - nice and blingy!

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38 comments:

Shelly said...

Ha! Love the quotes and the frog-

dr momi said...

Why do we press harder on the remote control when the batteries are gettig weak??? (I do that! LOL)

TexWisGirl said...

loved the video and the complete/finished. :)

Marti said...

Cool frog! The video made me crack up. And yes, I have been known to touch wet paint. Thanks for all the giggles. Have a great day.

TARYTERRE said...

LOVED it all. Made me chuckle. Glad I discovered your site. It's priceless. Take care.

Anna Smith said...

Oh no those poor sailors haha! I can never open plastic bags I have to get someone to do it for me, so lame :P

Melissa Ann Goodwin said...

I love the laughing seal picture! Love the learn English video! Happy Friday :-D

Linda @ A La Carte said...

Cute frog....love the Bling!! Always fun on Fridays Sandie! hugs, Linda

Cheryl @ The Farmer's Daughter said...

Hi Sandie, Happy Friday to you and thanks for the chuckles. I love your cute little froggie!
Be sure to stop by my blog today, I left something there for you!
Have a wonderful day and weekend, too!

CalamityJr said...

Thanks for the funnies. That's a great frog, and when you look at him, think of your niece and also remember to Fully Rely On God!

The Boston Lady said...

The dreams phrases are so true. Ann

Eva Ason said...

What are you "sinking" about???? HAHAHAHA! That is a classic, I laugh hard each time I watch it.
I love the frog - Great post today!
Thanks for the fun!
Have a lovely weekend!
Big hugs
Eva

Just Stuff From a Boomer said...

Loved the video and Maxine. She's my hero.

Rae said...

That was fun. Enjoyed reading them all.

Karen Lange said...

I love the explanation of finished and complete! Thanks, Sandie, for sharing these goodies.

Have a great weekend!
Karen

Gloria Hood said...

Great post! Since I love frogs, I sure like yours!!!

Belle said...

I love frogs. I have a few in my back yard. Why, Why, Why was very funny. I've wondered before why they wipe alcohol on the arm of a person they are killing. It seems redundant.

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

Thanks for the chuckles and I'm not even gonna ponder the sanity one:@)

SweetMarie said...

LOVE the baby seal! Thanks for all the laughs! You always make our Fridays!

Sally said...

Such a fun post, Sandie! Love your little "bling".

Have a great weekend.

Grandma Bonnie said...

Very cute frog. Have a great day!

Ann said...

I wish someone could answer the one about the bugs in the enclosed light fixture :)
Cool bling frog

Blondee said...

Fantastic quotes today! Thank you for the laughs, it was a long day here, so I really needed them! :)

Betty (picture circa 1951) said...

When remote controls were still kind of new my aunt brought hers to the TV repair shop to be fixed. She didn't know it took batteries. The guy said, "Did you think it was magic?"

momto8 said...

thanks for another fun post!!

Leontien said...

See it is good to be back here, i have been smiling at least 5 minutes (the whole time i was here on your page)!!!

Thank you sweet lady and i hope to be back here lots LOTS more!

Big hugs
Leontien

silverthoughts2 said...

I totally want that frog!

Jean said...

Love the quotes and the Frog!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Cute frog! Some fun stuff today. You are always good for a laugh.
That video was cute.

Rob-bear said...

What an interesting collection of fine thoughts, plus a frog!

Jim said...

Why do we drive faster when we are about to run out of gas?

This is a great post, Sandie! :)
I like your frog too. Is part of Sandie's BDay celebration still?
Everything you said is true!

Thanks for the 'winner plug' for your contest yesterday. I will e-mail you my address although recognition on your blog is enough of a prize.

Linda O'Connell said...

Funny stuff today Sandie. BTW, I have four grandkids and Bill has five and they are all OURS. He has two daughters; I have a daughter and son...and three fifteen year olds this year!

Tanna at The Brick Street Bungalow said...

I'm still looking like that cute little seal in your header after reading the difference between complete and finished! LOL! Hope you have a wonderful weekend, Sandie!! blessings ~ tanna
ps love your little frog! sweet niece.

Shanda said...

It always makes my day when I stop by here! Thank you

Changes in the wind said...

My daughter likes frogs because they stand for F-ully
R-relying
O-n
G-od
I gave her a watch one year for Christmas that was a frog:)

Rhonda said...

Congrats to Jim! And I love the frog.....tooo cute....good reading for Saturday morning revival...LOL

✿ⒹⒺⒺ✿@ A Lapin Life said...

Hi Sandie,

The video is so funny. The frog is adorable!

Dee

Sharon said...

OK, there might be only one thing that I hate more than games like the little grey box from yesterday. A solution that is so simple that I couldn't FIGURE IT OUT!

Froggy is adorable!