Wednesday, March 28, 2012
wednesday- Hump Day
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
3.. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
4. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
5. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
6. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
7. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
8. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
9. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
10. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
ANY OTHER IDEAS FOR WHY IT IS GOOD TO BE A WOMAN?
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!
My reason it good to be a woman - you can be more comfortable in your own skin as you age.