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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

wednesday- Hump Day



It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
3.. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
4. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
5. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
6. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
7. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
8. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
9. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
10. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

ANY OTHER IDEAS FOR WHY IT IS GOOD TO BE A WOMAN?

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!



My reason it good to be a woman - you can be more comfortable in your own skin as you age.

Love, chatty
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51 comments:

Susan said...

Hi Sandie!

Thanks for the start-the-day-with-a-chuckle post! Yes, it IS good to be a woman, lumps, bumps, and all. ha ha ha

Hope your day today is splendid. My reading for the day was "sing a new song." Think I'll do that. Susan

Sandra said...

you forgot to ask my permission to use my photo on that last one... ha ha

Jean said...

It "is" good to be a woman. All of the reasons are good...but #5 is really great!hahaha

✿ⒹⒺⒺ✿@ A Lapin Life said...

Hi Sandie,

I have one for you:
Being a woman is like having Her/MY cake and eating it too:)

xo,
Dee

Jill said...

Amen, sista!

Nancy Claeys said...

Haha! Love this!

As my hubby says, we are the superior race. :)

Linda @ A La Carte said...

Love these funnies! Happy Wednesday!
hugs, Linda

Sally said...

LOL!!!

I read this morning that eating chocolate actually makes you thin. Who knew? :)

That corgi :) said...

LOL on all of them, but #9 is so true!

have a great day Sandie!

betty

Shanda said...

Haha..great way to start my day!

The Brown Recluse said...

All so true! That chick in the 'kini, though...she shouldn't get too comfortable!! haha

jack69 said...

I reserve the right to comnet later. LOL hahah(wink)

Remington said...

Oh my! Smiling in MN!

TexWisGirl said...

too cute. :)

Paula said...

Yep that is a good list of why its good to be a woman.

Shelly said...

I'm so glad God made me a woman, and I love your lists-

~Tablescapes By Diane~ said...

Hi lovely lady.
I love the lady in the bathing suit!!
Thanks so much for your sweet comments on my Spring Tablescape. I see I do follow you can I follow one more time HAHAxxoo. I hope you have a wonderful week with your family.
XXOO Diane

Love Of Quilts said...

Is that a picture of Maxine at the beach.

TARYTERRE said...

Nice list. I personally like yours. I embrace my old age with pleasure and feel comfortable with it. Except for all the health problems, of course. Take care.

andy said...

Well I guess I'm out of the conversation on this post :) but have a great day

Eva Ason said...

I love it's good to be a woman list - made me giggle.
Hope you're having a great day! Big hugs

Eva

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

LOL to the forgetting about shaving. That's true!

Cheryl @ The Farmer's Daughter said...

Hi Sandie, you know I don't like to have my picture published!! Ha! I loved those reasons why it's good to be a woman. I especially laughed at #5! How many times do you see a man scratching, adjusting or doing
something "down there"! LOL! Thanks for the chuckles today!

Knitty said...

After seeing that picture, I am soooo glad I didn't buy that bikini! LOL!!!!

The Boston Lady said...

Love the list Sandie! You always make my day. Ann

Deb said...

you said it Sister...great post...

Lynn said...

Oh my - all true things in that list! lol!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Thanks for the laughs.
Hugs,
Debby

Betty (picture circa 1951) said...

When Reid went on his cruise I told him to forget all that "women and children first" stuff. :)

Ginny said...

Love these, Sandi!!!

Tammy said...

Now there's a lady who is comfortable in her own skin! What makes it so funny is that it is so true!

Journeyin' Lady... said...

Loved your Hump Day blog today. . .lemons and particularly becoming more comfortable in your own skin - quite a challenge some days!

Sr. Ann Marie said...

I have a lot of faith in the "older and better" concept!

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

Very funny, thanks for the chuckle:@)

Crystal Mary said...

Your wonderful, you give a smile to all of us!!! I'm glad to be a woman. But men are probably glad they are who they are also.. I agree also with Sr Ann..

Debbie said...

haha....happy hump day, it awesome to be us!!

Shug said...

Oh girl...you keep me laughing! I do love all the cute little cartoon pictures that you come up with..
Have an amazing evening.
shug

Ann said...

A good middle of the week laugh to get me through till Friday. Thanks :)

Wanda's Wings said...

I am women hear me roar!

Joey said...

Funny...

I have been fighting it to the bitter end, and now I'm noticing that my husband (the utmost workout king) has a stomach and love handles.

He told me that we need to start eating right, which is the truth... but we do laugh at ourselves.

I came to your page so I could laugh. I cried last night and I've laughed and sort of danced with my dogs today.

Thank you for your kind comment. Aunt Doris will be fine. I choose to believe that.

Love you,
Joey

Michaele said...

What IS it about those butt slaps anyway? lol to all of these!

Debbie said...

These are great! My favorite is #8.

I wonder if we would get off the Titanic first these days? Hmmm...

I hope the school interview went well! I didn't think I had missed a chatty post, but I see that I did. I better go make sure there isn't an update.

Maple Lane said...

I love this, Sandie!

Sweet Tea said...

#2 and #7. LOL!!
Loved it, Sandie!

Rob-bear said...

Not so sure about the woman stuff in the post. Not being a female Bear, I'll leave well enough alone.

But the bit about lemons is right on. When life serves you lemons, you can
• make lemonade,
• start a lemon orchard,
• ask for tequila and salt,
• create a new sore throat medication.
The options are truly almost unlimited.

Grandma Bonnie said...

Thanks for the laugh. I need to come earlier in the day and get cheered up. Some days need a pick me up. Have a great night.

Jim said...

Those are pretty much true, Sandie. LOL :)

I did see a lady basketball player on TV pat another lady (college team) on her rear this weekend. It was after a really good play.
..

Arkansas Patti said...

Really laughed at #5 since I am a baseball fan. Those guys have to check every 5 minutes to make sure all is still there and to rearrange:))

Blondee said...

LOL!! Now this is a good one!! Love your list!

Vee said...

Hysterical!

Randy said...

Wonderfully funny post.