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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, April 27, 2012

Fun Friday - with a little help from my friends.

Come on in today - it's fun Friday and I do it with 'a lot' of help from my friends.


Okay which one of you drives like this?  It sure wasn't me! I don
t think I'm a good enough driver to get it in there.


Husband Down   
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
 
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
 
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
 
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans'
    he replies. 
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
 
˜
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
 
 
HUSBAND DOWN!, HUSBAND DOWN!, AISLE 7
Thank you Kim at Millie's Mats




Do you ever order from the catalog and do you get this?  I have, but I am better about not being temped as much - IT NEVER LOOKS LIKE IT DOES IN THE BOOK ON ME!  NEVER!

 
Anyone for a swim?  
Thanks Sharon.


Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow draw and says, "Better think it over..........women like that are hard to find."
Thanks Monica



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:




Little Katelyn who we prayed for before in my daughter's class - has brain swelling and is having surgery and is having a rough go.  Would you send up a tiny prayer for her - she is just 3. Thanks.

54 comments:

jack69 said...

Hahahahaha Thanks for the morning's laughs. Just wondering how the person opened the doors to get out of the car? LOL

Most of us husbands do not know when to keep our mouths SEWED SHUT!

Beautiful morning here. Hope your day goes great!!!!
Love from North Carolina

Clint said...

Funny---THANKS!---I NEEDED THAT! :)

Sandra said...

ha ha ho ho he he. all are great today, that is why i don't shop with my husband. i shop alone

Nancy said...

Loving the Wal Mart joke -- make me smile. :)

sparkle100-havealook.blogspot.com said...

Thanks for the morning laughs with my Cupa Coffee.

You have a good day also.


Hugs

Bless you

Shelly said...

That croc is something else- whew!!! Thanks for the warm laughs today!

Rose said...

I like that thought for the day!

Betty Manousos said...

haha! thanks for the giggles!
i needed that!

have a wonderful weekend, my friend!

xo

Sally said...

LOL!!

I don't think that guy will be buying beer again!! :)

Gloria Hood said...

Thanks for making a happy friday morning!

Shug said...

sure enjoying my Friday morning visit with you...my sweet friend!
Makes my day.
shug

Wanda's Wings said...

Well so much for the beer.Have a great weekend!

Maple Lane said...

A very cute blog; I'll share these with the hubby and brother! Wishing you a nice weekend.

Rob-bear said...

I think it is going to be a long tim until things are all right. Most are usually half right — and half left.

Don't take men food shopping. It could be a deadly experience. The picture is proof. Leave them in the hardware store, or section.

Cranberry Morning said...

So fun, Sandie. :-) Thanks for the laughs.

TexWisGirl said...

awww. good thoughts for your sweet little friend. and i like the thought box just before the end.

SweetMarie said...

I do prefer to shop without hubby. :) That crocodile is huge!

Prayers for Katelyn...

Pondside said...

I've copied and pasted a lot of today's smiles to send to Brenda, who is recovering from yesterday's successful surgery. We all need a smile!

HOOTIN ANNI said...

LOLOLOL....I can't get over the husband/wife shopping vs. beer and beauty cream. What a hoot. You made my morning Sandie.

TARYTERRE said...

LOVE that door with the flower. I want one. SERIOUSLY I do. So pretty. FUNNY about the husband and wife in Walmart. Glad you put up the CATALOG LADY I had on my blog. So true. Every piece of clothing I try on always looks BETTER on someone else. LOL Have a GREAT weekend. Take care.

BelovedBomber said...

My family will be praying for Katelyn and her family. Have a blessed weekend!

Jill said...

Love that door!

Praying for sweet little Katelyn. Bless her heart.

JeanMac said...

Your blog uplifts me Sending love one blogger to another!

Ginny said...

Awww, poor little thing! I love your jokes today, especially the beer and moisturizer one! Hope you have a great weekend!

Cheri said...

I love the Husband Down...funny stuff. Will say prayers for little Katelyn.

Linda @ A La Carte said...

Praying for Katelyn! I always enjoy Fridays...Husband down cracked me up!
hugs, Linda

Paula said...

Yes more prayer for sweet little Katelyn. I love that door with the flower on it.

andy said...

There's my laughs for today!!! Have a great day and weekend

Just Stuff From a Boomer said...

Love the poppy on the door. Scared of that croc/aligator...that thing is huge.

Nancy's Notes said...

Oh my, your blog posts are as great as ever, Missy! I'm now laughing my head off!

Oh poor little sweetie Katelyn, will pray, absolutely!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Some funny stuff here....LOL....and I love the husband down! Yes the outfits never look as good on me and boy do the prints look wild in person! Have a fun weekend.
Love, Debby

The Café Sucré Farine said...

Thanks for the great laughs Sandie - you always have something wonderful to share. I just said a prayer for Katelyn, so sad.....

Grandma Bonnie said...

Thank for all the joy today. I will say a prayer for Katelyn.

That corgi :) said...

Poor little Katelyn, will say a prayer.

so cute about the husband down in WalMart. And my that was one huge alligator!

have a great weekend!

betty

Susan said...

Hello Dear Sandie....Immediately said a prayer for the little girl, asking God to surround her with His angels and also to touch the hands of the doctors.

So many funnies in your post today, too, Sandie. You are a RIOT. Susan

Tracy said...

Oh poor little Katelyn...I will definitely keep her in my thoughts and prayers...bless her heart! and love the format of showing the highlights of other's blogs, but about that big croc--EEEGADS! No thank you!

Retired English Teacher said...

Thanks for the smiles. Loved the two cute jokes about husbands and wives. Also love the photo with the comment about something being so cute in a catalog.

Haven't all of us had that happen either by taking an outfit off the rack, or by ordering it from the internet?

Debbie said...

I will join the prayer warriors and pray for Katelyn.

And these were funny. I loved the one about the husband and wife in the store the best.

Bev said...

Great...like the quote!!

Lynn said...

These are all so funny. :)

And I will pray for wee Katelyn.

Coloring Outside the Lines said...

Prayer sent! Hey that is one mean looking gater!

Have a great weekend!

Susan J. Reinhardt said...

Praying for Katelyn.

Loved the husband down in Aisle...

Angela said...

Those were some really good ones this week Sandie! The woman shopping is so me! lol But I don't shop online. I usually buy it at the store and bring it home and get a good laugh at myself! hahaha

Happy Friday!
Angela

DeanO said...

husband down...sounds reasonable to me

Cheryl @ The Farmer's Daughter said...

Funny stuff today, Sandie! Will say a prayer for Katelyn. Keep us posted. Have a wonderful weekend!

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Hi Sandie, Love the thought for the day... PATIENCE is the right word--and that's hard for me!!!!

Laughed at the Bubba joke and the Walmart shopping joke.
Hugs,
Betsy

Eva Ason said...

I'd love to have that door, it's beautifully painted!
That's a huge crocodile.
Have a lovely weekend!

Eva

Agata said...

These are really adorable shots :) The car is my favourite,
Have a great weekend

Granny Annie said...

Thank you for taking time to make us laugh. Thank you for taking time to direct our thoughts to one in need.

Arkansas Patti said...

That is why I NEVER order from catalogues:))
I am so sorry, I am praying for that little girl and her family.

Tanna at The Brick Street Bungalow said...

Prayers for Katelyn!! On it.

Thank you so much for the chuckles this morning, Sandie!! A good dose of medicine, you are. ;) Blessings ~ tanna

Wendy M said...

Tee hee! Wot you like? ;D

Thank you for sending more love and laughter our way ;D

Martha said...

Ha! Great post. I especially enjoyed the walmart joke, too funny!! I will definitely send out a prayer for Katelyn.

Sharon said...

Yes, I must admit that I have trouble with that *eventually* stuff! However, when I replace that word with eternally, well, it gets a lot better!

Everything is going to be alright - may not today but eternally!

AMEN? AMEN!

GOD BLESS!