Come on in today - it's fun Friday and I do it with 'a lot' of help from my friends.
Okay which one of you drives like this? It sure wasn't me! I don
t think I'm a good enough driver to get it in there.
Thank you Kim at Millie's Mats
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
˜ What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
HUSBAND DOWN!, HUSBAND DOWN!, AISLE 7
Do you ever order from the catalog and do you get this? I have, but I am better about not being temped as much - IT NEVER LOOKS LIKE IT DOES IN THE BOOK ON ME! NEVER!
Anyone for a swim?
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow draw and says, "Better think it over..........women like that are hard to find."