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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, June 08, 2012

Friday's Fun with a little help of my friends in photos - and no these photos are not mine - lol

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Happy Friday to you!




 My new motto!  lol


 


I AM A NILLIONAIRE!


 





Two little old ladies, Dorice and Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The short one, Jackie leaned over and said,

'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!' 

'You're on!' said Dorice, holding up a $10.00 note.

So Jackie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show. 

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. 

Finally, the smiling Jackie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd. 

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement... !'

(Thank you Marydon!) 






What you going to do about this?










  My Disco does this.






 


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

Without friends, no one would want to live, even if he had all other goods. - By Aristotle


THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND!


Ann thank  you for following me - I can't find your blog though.  Please send it to me if you have one.

58 comments:

Changes in the wind said...

Great post today:)

forgetmenot said...

Sandie, Thanks for the nice comment on my "Kansas wheat". Love all your "funnies" for today. Nice to start things off with a smile(thanks to you). Have a terrific weekend. Mickie :)

forgetmenot said...

Sandie, Thanks for the nice comment on my "Kansas wheat". Love all your "funnies" for today. Nice to start things off with a smile(thanks to you). Have a terrific weekend. Mickie :)

Catherine said...

So many smiles and giggles here this morning. A perfect start to the weekend. Have a good one!
xo Catherine

Mary said...

That is a fun filled read through your post, again. You do a great job of making me laugh. I's a please to come here. Mary

Kathy ... aka Nana said...

As always, you made me laugh. That joke was hilarious!

Shelly said...

Ah, such great stories and pictures- loved them!!!

mybabyjohn/Delores said...

Ah that was great...good laughs...especially the dried arrangement.

lailani said...

Mooohawhawhaw! nillionaires and dried arrangements...love it!

Susannah said...

The two old ladies at the flower show ..made me cackle for about 10 minutes!!! Thanks, once again, for a happy morning!

TexWisGirl said...

thanks for the laughs. enjoy your weekend!

Terra said...

Fabulous jokes and cute photos.

Sandra said...

love that last shot of the shoppers walking together, i am getting there fast and am already to the dried arrangment thing.

jack69 said...

I like the dried arrangement!! and also it is nice to be a Nillionaire! Now I feel much better!!
(MY spell checker wants to change that to Millionaire, I said okay but bring the money also!!!

Love from here!!!!
Thanks for the education and fun read!!

val's alentejo blogspot.com said...

I look forward to reading your Friday post Sandie,
Its always so great. You have a knack of just putting things or phrases where they should be.
I love the little pooch dog.. he is so cute.
lucky ladies. !
wishing you a blessed happy weekend Sandie,
Thank you
val xx

Paula said...

Good entry today. Like all your quotes and the joke was great.

Mamabug said...

You made my day Sandie! I got a good dose of laughter this morning. I'm definitely a nillionaire too!

laurie said...

you make me smile every time, I thank-you for that, dried arrangement, oh my gosh that's so funny!!!!!!

Gloria Hood said...

hehe, dried arrangement, I am so giggling!

SweetMarie said...

Very cute post! I got a lot of giggles here today! I just love that last pic...very sweet! Hope you have a wonderful weekend with your family!

andy said...

Thats funny! !!! I love the cracker one! Have a great weekend!

Ginny said...

I hope you have a wonderful weekend, Sandie. Oh, and try not to go to any flower shows, because I think you may be a spontaneous person!

Rose said...

Sleep till you're hungry and eat till you're sleepy are definitely words to live by!

And I enjoyed the dried arrangement joke a lot!

EM Illustrator said...

I vote for the sleep until I'm hungry syndrome - I feel very tired this evening. Just Chillin' for the evening.
Great post again :) THank you for the giggles.
Big hugs
Eva

Walking on Sunshine... said...

Love the story of the two ladies and the flower show! I'm having a problem with some followers also. There's no way to find them! OH well. Enjoy your Friday!

Kim said...

Those were cute! I always look forward to the giggles here.

Blondee said...

You completely brightened my day! I had a negative experience with the Mom of the phone call pranksters from last week, and this just made me giggle!

Have a great weekend!!

Arkansas Patti said...

Have I told you lately what a delightful, fun blog you have? I haven't?? Then consider your self told.
That cat reminds me of island time. "Eat when you're hungry, sleep when you're tired and play all the rest of the time."

Grandma Bonnie said...

We should start a nillionaire club.That hamster looks so funny. I hope you are enjoying your day.

Cher' Shots said...

Friends are great ~ even those we only meet through the wonders of the internet :) Thanks for the laughs.
'love & hugs from afar'

Susan said...

ha ha ha ha ha Hilarious Sandie. So many funny things in your post today. Flowers at the top with all the sparkles are pretty, too. Great job! Susan

Love Of Quilts said...

The dried arrangement was so cute.

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

Your blog was exactly what I need lately!

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

Oh..and THANK YOU for being my friend, Sandy! You cannot begin to know how much it means!
Mona

Terri Buster said...

Sandie- have a fantastic weekend & thanks for the laughs!

Bev said...

Cute cute cute!!!

Ann said...

Best dried arrangement, LOL, that is too funny

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

Hey-I'm a Nillionaire too!!!Love that and while it's unintentional, I may be living by that puppy's motto:@)

Renae said...

Man I can ALWAYS count on you to bring me to tears of laughter EVERY TIME!!! thank you Chatty dear, thank you. (parenting handbook and dried arrangement were my LOL favs)

Dolores said...

I sure needed a good laugh today and you supplied the goods....thank you!!

Grammy Goodwill said...

Thanks for the laughs. My favorite is the "dried arrangement". hehehe

sparkle100-havealook.blogspot.com said...

Funny as usual ! Thanks.

Sue said...

wonderful quote about having a friend....great post as usual....Sue.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Thanks for all the laughs!
Love,
Debby

Tweedles -- that's me said...

We love the photos of the older ladies!!
love
tweedles

KC said...

Yay, I'm a nillionaire too!

Ahh, I remember just like it was yesterday, playing peek-a-boo with my son, so I giggled lots at that adorable photo and equally adorable question :)

JeanMac said...

Ok, that had me laughing out loud!

Jean said...

You got me with the "Nillionare" joke...but it really is not a joke...
P.S. Just added that "new" word to my dictionary.:)

That corgi :) said...

LOL with the two old ladies joke :) my brother streaked when we were in high school; it was really popular back then....

I think I'm a nillionaire too :) but you know what, our real treasures are in heaven and with Jesus we are so rich :)

betty

Dogmom Diva said...

Hi Sandie, what a great post, you find the BEST graphics, they always put a smile on my face! I'm sorry I have not checked in as often as I would like, stuff going on with me but hopefully I am pulling out of it..I miss blogging and reading and commenting so going to try to do a better job of it!

Have a blessed weekend,
Barb

BlueShell said...

Hi dear, here I am ...an I cant stop laughing! I feel GOOD ...Coming here is great for the soul...
Thank You!
BShell

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

I'm a nillionaire too.

Cute pug pic.

Rhonda said...

Perfect thoughts and giggles to get my Saturday started...always found at your place....have a most blessed weekend Sandie....

HOOTIN ANNI said...

Love the parenting handbook. In fact, I could still use it a few times on my grown-up, adult, kids.

And the best dried arrangement....that was truly a HOOT!!!


A CLEAN BREAK is my post today.

Debbie said...

I want to howl at the dried arrangement one!! I guarantee that one will be repeated by my mom at her Garden Club. That's so funny!

~Lavender Dreamer~ said...

I'm glad we are friends. And what do you mean you can't find my blog? heehee!

SquirrelQueen said...

Love the Dorice and Jackie story!

TARYTERRE said...

GREAT stuff. Had me smiling from cheek to cheek. THANK you.