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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, August 10, 2012

Fun Friday with a little help from my friends...

FUN FRIDAY! 













CAN YOU GET 3 RIGHT ?
      
     
WORLD'S  EASIEST QUIZ!
(Passing requires only 3  correct answers out of 10!)

Only total  thicko's will fail !! 
    

1) How long  did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which  country makes Panama hats?

3) From which  animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which  month do Russians celebrate the October  Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair  brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in  the Pacific are named after what  animal?

7) What was King George VI's  first name?

8) What color is a purple  finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries  from?

10) What is the color of the black  box in a commercial  airplane?

Remember,  you need only 3 correct answers to  P
ass.

Check  your answers below.
 
     
ANSWERS

1) How  long did the Hundred Years War last  ? 116  years

2)  Which country makes Panama hats  ?
  Ecuador

3)  From which animal do we get cat gut  ?
Sheep and  Horses

4)  In which month do Russians celebrate the October  Revolution ?
  November

5)  What is a camel's hair brush made of  ?
Squirrel  fur

6)  The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named  after what animal ?
  Dogs

7)  What was King George VI's first name  ?
  Albert

8)  What color is a purple finch  ?
  Crimson

9)  Where are Chinese gooseberries from  ?
New  Zealand

10)  What is the color of the black box in a  commercial airplane ?
Orange (of  course!)

What do  you mean, you failed?!!


Me,  too...!!!



           
                 
  Now...I understand my problem!
 
   
 
The question is, What does a 320-pound woman   look like?


 Not exactly what you were expecting, is it?
 The tallest/best-proportioned woman in the world lives in Holland .
 
 
She is 7'4" and weighs 320.
 
What a relief! Now we ALL know we aren't overweight; we're just too short!











COMPUTER REPAIR
Caller : Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?

Caller
: Mouse is jammed.

Customer Service
: Mouse?
Printers don't have a mouse !
Caller: Oh really?... I will send a picture.
Scroll down !!!!





















THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
 
 Love, Chatty

61 comments:

Sandra said...

so this is a woman for Michael Phelps, the tall one i mean. and the questions prove what i said about the English language, now even the names of things are crazy.

mybabyjohn/Delores said...

Great selection of funnies today.... and by the way.... I failed the test miserably.

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

I have never seen that tallest woman before - interesting!

Jeanie said...

I knew the answers to the questions weren't obvious, but I didn't know the right one for very many.
Happy Friday Sandie.

Granny Annie said...

The only one I got right was King George VI. As soon as I got there I realized I was probably wrong on the others.

Where in the world do you get all these great funnies? They are the best.

Debbie said...

I failed miserably! Now I have to check to make sure if I can walk and chew gum at the same time. LOL!

Godsgalnj said...

Hahaha!! I bombed that test! lol

Cheri said...

I love the first photo and will try to remember that if I get stopped by a cop. LOL
Good ones today. This is always a good way to end the week.

Shug said...

Not sure which is my favorite today...for sure, I failed the test!
so glad to know that I am not fat...at 5'4 I'm just way too short...I'm pulling out the Heels today.
Have a great one..
shug

Blondee said...

I loved the test!! Doing that one on the kids this fall when we start school again! lol Happy Friday!

Karen said...

That header picture is precious...

And I loved that closing quote!

Helen said...

Never happier to fail a test! I also love your header, it's precious + true!! Happy Weekend Sandie!

Melanie said...

So enjoyed your post today. Your blog is a happy gift! I love all the great stuff you post. Hope you have a wonderful weekend.♥

sparkle100-havealook.blogspot.com said...

Love your funnies once again.

Laughing, laughing.


Happy Friday Sandie

jack69 said...

Great entry. I am still laughing at the 'stinking test'. Now I must start studying at THIS AGE? LOL
The cartoons are great.
Melanie said your blog is a happy gift, SHE B RITE!
Love the smile thought. So true.
From the Catskills, Love!

Linda @ A La Carte said...

You crack me up Sandie! Hugs, Linda

Shelly said...

I failed the test, too, but those sure were funny cartoons!

Changes in the wind said...

Totally amazing that woman and love the thught for the day...

Gloria Hood said...

Oh no! I am a failure also! Sure got a laugh out of the rest of the things! Gotta wonder what size bra that "big" girl wear lol!

TARYTERRE said...

FUN stuff, indeed. My neighbor sent me a picture of that lovely BIG woman a while back. She is definitely beautiful at 320lbs. Wish it worked that way for the rest of us. LOL take care.

Sally said...

I've never heard of the tall girl! Nor did I know the answers to those questions!!

Good ones today!

Jo said...

Thanks for the laughs my friend.

LL Cool Joe said...

Ha ha I had a good laugh at your whole post, thanks! :D

Bev said...

How interesting!! Its such a relief to know my only problem is that I am too short...so pass the chocolate:)

Mary said...

Haaahahaa. another fun post from Sandie. I FAILED that quiz. And I am way too short.

TexWisGirl said...

i liked the barbed wire fence. :)

Cheryl @ The Farmer's Daughter said...

Thanks for the chuckles, Sandie! Loved it all...even the test that I flunked! I did get the purple finch one right and that should have clued me in on the rest. :)
Have a great day!!

Paula said...

Lots of funny cartoons here today. I thought that test was too easy. lol

Wanda's Wings said...

Nothing like a test to humble you! I guess I just way too short. lol

Thisisme. said...

Hi Sandie! Really good funnies for us again today. You always bring a smile to my face, which is great! Yes, I failed those questions as well. I was whizzing through them, thinking, crumbs, this is SO easy! Ha! That will teach me. I got every one of them wrong!

Renae said...

i love all of those!!!! thank you!!!
When ever I read Friday's Funnies I always remember I discovered you on a Friday and it brings back memories of me laughing OUT LOUD!!! (too cheesy?)

and...
I loved your comments to me (24/7 for your grandson's sleep over) and that you got to own your Grandmothers Jewelry Box. awesome.

Say What? said...

Your blog is the BEST! It's so much fun to visit. LOVE all the pics.

Have a wonderful weekend.

Alice Arthigton said...

OMG and i thought i was tall at 5'11"

Rob-bear said...

OK; so, we all know that Bear is not the brightest critter in the bush. However, I got six points on the World's Easiest Quiz: Hundred Years War (actually, I was off by a year, but who's counting), Russian Revolution, Purple Finch, KIng "Birtie" and Black Box. I also gave myself an extra point for knowing the Canary Islands are in the ATLANTIC, not Pacific, Ocean. (See, even when you're posting a quiz, you get by the help of your friends, Sandie.)

The rest of your stories were delights, too! And you proved that a fence is what you take when people insult you.

Blessings and Bear hugs.

barbara l. hale said...

Lots of good laughs today! Thanks!

Nonnie said...

Oh my goodness! Thank you. I needed that today. Thanks for all the smiles and laughs.

(I was beginning to feel my lips are permanently pursed today)!

Catherine said...

Dear Sandie, Thank you for the smiles and encouragement. You are a blessing.
Have a beautiful weekend.
Blessings dearest. Catherine xo

The Café Sucré Farine said...

hehe, you are like the ever bubbling fountain of great, funny, thoughtful posts! Thanks Sandie

A Quiet Corner said...

I failed! And I think my favorite are the roosters portraying men!!!LOL!...:)JP

The Baking Gypsy said...

Hello Sandie! =)
This post brought the biggest smile to my face! And that quiz really threw me for a loop!!!

Happy Friday darling!

Toodles,
Tammy<3

Terri Buster said...

I barely made it past the first picture- LOL! Aww, thanks for the chuckles again- I'm having one of those weeks and I always feel better after visiting your blog.

DearHelenHartman said...

One. I got ONE right on the quiz. What a fun post - I learned, I laughed, I looked a second time!!

Butterbean Row said...

Sandie,
I had to call my husband in the room to see a 320 lb. woman. Boy was he surprised! He thought I was tall at 5'10". Ha! Wonder where she can get clothes that fit.
Thanks for the smiles.

♥charlotte

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

Very nice, thanks for the smiles! Yep, I flunked:@)

Dee said...

Flunked...I hate that.:( In context to thought for the day...I do feel you show people every day how to smile. :)

HOOTIN ANNI said...

....I must say, I did NOT know that gooseberries came from New Zealand!!

Grammy Goodwill said...

I hate failing a test!

Retired English Teacher said...

Oh my but you found some good ones today! I knew I couldn't be right when I got all those questions right with the 'duh' answer. That is a good thing because my bubble wasn't too broken when I discovered I got them all wrong. : )

Susan said...

H-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s! Got a hoot out of every one! Susan

Lois Christensen said...

These are so cute! I love visiting here on Fridays. I need to share that first one! So funny. Hope you're having a great Friday!

Cranberry Morning said...

What is it that they feed kids in the Netherlands?? I loved this post, laughed all the way through, and I needed a good laugh before putting my computer to bed for the night. Thanks, Sandie! :-)

Ann said...

good ones today. That sign about shopping is sooooo true :)

Sweet Tea said...

My favorite was the very first one, the woman speeding to where she is going before she forgets her destination. I wonder if a policeman would take that as an excuse. (it might depend upon his age). :-)

Angela said...

I think you out did yourself this week on your funny Fridays! They all were hilarious! Wonder if I can grow taller! lol

Have a Wonderful Weekend!
Angela

SweetMarie said...

That senior driving fast is hilarious! I think the rooster pics are so funny! Hubby and I were cracking up!!! Hope you have a great weekend!

Lynn said...

I did not get one of those answers right. :) Ha!

Fiona said...

Hi Sandie

I am sorry that I have not been around for the last week or so. but I have my Mum staying with me at the moment and feel guilty if I don't give her my time and so haven't been on the computer much.

Hope all is well with you.

I will have so much catching up to do
when Mum goes home that it will take me until Christmas
to get through all the posts I have missed!

Have a lovely weekend.


x Fiona

EM Illustrator said...

So sorry I'm late again :( I failed miserably in the quiz lol! Hua that is a tall woman...I am suddenly feeling like a midget in comparison with my 5'10" hehe. Lovely post my friend and thank you for the giggles. Enjoy your weekend.

Kathy ... aka Nana said...

I didn't get a single one right on that quiz. ha!

Thanks for the laughs!

Tree Hugger - Suzan said...

ALL your cartooons are GREAT!!! Put a smile on my face!!

Kim said...

Mouse is jammed........HAHAHA