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Joy is the serious business of Heaven.
C.S. Lewis

Friday, December 28, 2012

Fun Friday with a little help from my friends.

“Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.”
Josh Billings (1818-1885)


HOLY  E-MAIL 
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on...So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.
When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.When the angel returned she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'

God was not pleased.

So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

 
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.


EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out
from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.
Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where
you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms
straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.) 
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

Fran

 

Holiday Reminder

With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.
As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after"social session" out with friends.

Well two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine.
Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.
That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home.
Sure enough on the way home there was a police roadblock but since it was a cab they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it....
Jerry at As The CrackerHead Crumbles




Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?


Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?


Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?


Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?


EVER WONDER ...


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Thanks Joe.







THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:









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51 comments:

Jeanie said...

Thanks for the laughs....I'm going to start the exercise plan right now. :)

Kim said...

Oh oh I I didn't get one of those behaving emails either! (Snicker)

Nonnie said...

Great questions to ponder this morning. And you bring smiles to me. Thanks. Hope you are feeling very well this morning. Have a great weekend. I am off now to exercise with those potato bags.

I'm mostly known as 'MA' said...

It's always good to start the day with some smiles. Just like your quote about kindness SMILES are free too. You are a blessing! Hope you have a fantastic Friday!

jack69 said...

Thanks for adding to a Good Friday. Enjoyed the read. Again, I love the side board.

I have wondered about many of those things listed. LOL one being junk in garages and cars outside. LOL

Love from down here...
Sherry & Jack ((HUGS))

Ruth Kelly said...

LOL

BlueShell said...

hahahahhaha...Funny!
You are a good soul...
Thank you dear!

Wishing a prosperous and very Happy New Year, full of joy, and God’s Blessings!
BShell

TexWisGirl said...

mouse flavored cat food. :)

Linda @ A La Carte said...

I had some good laughs today! Happy Friday Sandie!!! hugs, Linda

Renae said...

YAY SANDIE! Thanks for the laughs. I love Friday Fun Day with you.

Gloria Hood said...

LOL Will be doing that all day now just thinking of these jokes!

Renae said...

hey, I could've sworn I got that email from God? hmmmm? now where did it put it?

Wanda's Wings said...

Nothing like a good laugh.

Dee @ A Lapin Life said...

Great jokes Sandie! My favorite one was the Holiday Reminder :)

xo,
Dee

~Lavender Dreamer~ said...

Kindness is free...that's my motto! I love all of the funnies today! Hubby will be stopping by after lunch! Sweet hugs!

Knitty said...

Dang woman, I ate all the potatoes to get those bags and gained weight before I could start exercising! Surely it wasn't Christmas cookies that caused that!

We are having typical late December weather in Michigan but since my state is a peninsula just like FL, I expect to have balmy weather (even though they are feeling a chill too) so I am bundled up and still chilly. Thank goodness your posts always warm the hearts of your readers.

Daisy said...

Happy Friday to you, Sandie! Thanks for the giggles today. :)

Debby@Just Breathe said...

What a fun Friday!!!
Love the Green Crayon....
Have a great weekend. xoxo

Optimistic Existentialist said...

You know, now that you mention it I have never driven in a cab before either lol

Ms. A said...

Drat... I didn't get one of those emails, either! It must be my bad attitude, because other than that, I don't do anything!

Beth @ E. lizard Breath Speaks said...

funny ones today ...

how did you get the new rose signature? so cool. ( :

Susannah said...

You are so cute, Miss Chatty!! These are very funny!

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

No e-mail for me either... Thanks for the laughs! Happy Weekend:@)

Martha said...

These were so funny! Thanks for the laughs today :)

barbara l. hale said...

Love that over 50 exercise. I may have to try that one!

Ginny said...

A wonderful list of whys today! And finally an exercise I can DO!!!

Dee said...

Oh my gosh these are all so funny...and yes I have wondered why on most all those questions...LOL I love the exercise with the potato bags...that is one I can do . Love your humor.

Ann said...

The giggles from your fun friday posts are always such a great way to end the week

A Quiet Corner said...

Laughter is contagious...:)...folks tell me that about my laugh!...:) JP

Blondee said...

LOL!!! LOVE the email joke!

Shug said...

Kindness is free and I love it....great things to think about today.

Retired English Teacher said...

Now, I've had my smile for the day.

Jill said...

Ha! Now that is MY kinda workout! ;)

Paula said...

Still have company and not much time for commenting but I'm reading when I get a chance and your blog is the best.

Renae said...

Chatty! You crack me up! No snow is Georgia? Seriously? If I lived in anywhere there was no snow I would only have those low boots, too. When I lived in Seattle for 4 years I didn't have any boots and when I moved back to Utah the first winter I had to buy about 4 styles of boots just to be sane. hahahaha.

I love the Red and Blue crayon giving birth to a Green crayon. so funnnnnny!!!!!!! "Red and Blue make Green". so LOL funny!

Sweet Tea said...

Smiling at my computer at this moment. Love these!!

Angela said...

Those were some good ones Sandie!

Happy New Year!
Angela

Tree Hugger - Suzan said...

Love the exercise with the empty potato bags!! That's my speed! and I've also wondered by we have to have mosquitoes!! what on earth are they good for???
HOpe you had a wonderful Christmas!!

SquirrelQueen said...

Aw shucks, I didn't get one of those emails either.

My cats have wondered the same thing, why no mouse flavored cat food?

Thanks for all the smiles Sandie!

Granny Annie said...

The birth parents should have been a Blue and a Yellow:)

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Funnies!

I just ordered A Pug's Tale, the sequel! I got a gift card to Amazon for Christmas from my brother. :-)

Susan said...

ha ha ha hahaSaturday morning and I'm just catching up on yesterday's posts. Hilarious, as always. Thanks, Sandie. Susan

Mary said...

Hi Sandie, dear....lol. I had so much fun reading your post. CMy computer is dead...I hope to be back atit 2nd week in Jan. love ya, M

Mary said...

Hi Sandie, LOL. I had so much fun reading your post! My computer died, hoping to be back 2nd week in Jan. Love ya, M

Mary said...

Oops.. See what happens when I use iPad. M

nancygrayce said...

I love you! You brighten every single day!

Happy New Year!

LL Cool Joe said...

Ha ha, these all made me laugh!

Dar said...

You made my morning, and just when I thought I couldn't lift my arms this morning, you gave me hope...shucks, thanks.
BlessYourHeartSandie

Betty Manousos said...

the quote for the day is so very true!

those were too funny!
they all made me laugh out loud!!

Lynn said...

Hmmm - I'm concerned that I wouldn't be able to do that potato exercise. :)

Annmarie Pipa said...

another fun post...thanks!!!
Happy New Year!!