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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, January 25, 2013

Fun Friday






An invisible man married an invisible woman...their kids were nothing to look at
I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro - what a rip off!
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.


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SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:

I believe this with every bone in my body!  And then some.



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79 comments:

A Quiet Corner said...

These are so funny...and I agree with so many the "grandma tide", the amount of self esteem a child needs!...:)JP

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Ha, I like the pants cartoon!

Shelly said...

Hilarious! The one with the father's pants especially made me crack up-

Gloria Hood said...

Good ones!!!!

jack69 said...

Okay I've laughed my.. ....... . . .head off! I cracked up at the squirrel and lost it at the dog telling the cat jumps!!

My coffee came thru my nose!!
Love from Wild wood and thanks bunches for the laughs.

jack69 said...

(((HUGS))) from jack. I had to hurry the system it on and off.....

Lady Jane said...

All good ones. Thats how I like to start my morning with a good laugh. I love grandma surfing the ironing board....

Cheri said...

Ii am feeling like the "I don't want to be an adult," sounds good to me. Some how I don't think my kids would let me get away with that.

Sandra said...

love all the funnies, and i wish i could forget my age, my body will not let me....

Stephanie said...

LOL Hard to pick a favourite today! Perhaps the "I know longer want to be an adult" I could use a week of fruit loops and cartoons! Have a great weekend!

Optimistic Existentialist said...

The one-liners made my morning. Thank you :)

Jeanie said...

These are all really good today, Sandie. The dad's pants made me laugh especially hard.

Melanie said...

Those are so funny, Sandie. :-)

Susan J. Reinhardt said...

I needed a good laugh today,Sandie. You gave me a bunch!

I'm mostly known as 'MA' said...

All good thoughts there today. Some laughing going on here for sure. I do think like you do in so many ways. The last quote about children is good one for all of us to remember. I think if nothing else a loving home is the place to start reinforcing just how much our children are loved. Hope you have a fantastic Friday!

TexWisGirl said...

reading the list of puns, i could only think of the comedian, stephen wright, delivering those lines.

Gail Dixon (Louisiana Belle) said...

Oh my gosh! These are hysterical. I had to star this post to go back to it again. Thanks for the laughs to start the weekend!

BECKY said...

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE ALL OF THESE!!! Too funny!! Thanks, Sandie for the laughs, grins, and groans! :)

Renae at simple sequins said...

okay funny Sandie! For some reason the MELON COLLIE sent me into hysterics. I still can't contain myself. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jackie said...

I am still laughing. I love them all. I can really identify with the first graphic!

And of course the sweet saying about children is so so true. I wish more parents were aware of the fact!

Happy Friday and thanks for the smiles! ♥

Laurie said...

oh my gosh they are all the best but the one about the pants is so funny, I'm showing this to my grandson!

Nonnie said...

Those are all so funny, I kept thinking the next was funnier than the last. However, I like the multitasker old lady!!! And the ironing board surfer!
Happy Friday and thanks bunches for the smiles.

Bev said...

You made it a fun friday!!

Ginny said...

LOVE LOVE LOVE this today Sandie! I agree, the last thing, I am going to type it up, it is SO TRUE!!! Love all the one liners, they remind me a bit of Stephen Wright. Hope you have a great weekend! It is snowing here and schools are out two hours early, Phil has gone to pick up Ella.

Ginny said...

Forgot to say I LOVE your Valentine header and background!

Linda @ A La Carte said...

Sandie I love the one of the dog eating the magnets...cracked me up! All funnies today! We grandma's will protect those babies of ours is right!
love ya,
Linda

The Brown Recluse said...

haha! I loved this post!

Miss Debbie said...

Lots of good stuff...don't know which I like best! :-)

thisisme said...

Oh dear, that certainly was a lot of funnies for us on this Friday. So agree with the one about the child's self esteem. Have a great weekend.

Theresa said...

So cute! Thanks for the giggle. Enjoy your day dear friend. Hugs.

Cheryl @ TFD said...

Funny stuff, Sandie! I'm getting more familiar with the multi-tasking granny speaks of than I'd like. LOL! Love the melon collie, too.

Beth said...

Great post! I enjoyed the funnies.

Sharon said...

OK, I am *ROLF*ing big-time!

This was hysterical today. You know that I'm a bit of a wordsmith, so the list of puns was awesome!

I shared it with my sons - they really liked the one about Moses.

Here's one my dad used to say: "You know what they say about a campfire in a teepee - The heat's intense."

:)

SweetMarie said...

You've got me cracking up!!! There is so much fun here! I love the pants one :) I've got to show this to hubby tonight and I can laugh again. :) Fabulous, Sandie!
Marie

Ms. A said...

Good ones!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

So much funny here! I can't imagine getting up on my ironing board and I don't think it will hold me either :(

barbara l. hale said...

LOL! I'm quite the multi-tasker myself. And my sister would love those puns. She has a sick sense of humor, bless her.

barbara woods said...

you always make me laugh

SweetMarie said...

I also love the baby squirrel!!!

EM Illustrator said...

Gosh that's hilarious - I am still laughing here. I love the one about Moses making his tea...absolutely brilliant!!

Eva

Grandma Bonnie said...

I sure did need this laugh today. Thanks for sharing.

Marsha @Spots and Wrinkles said...

Chatty,
Once again, you delight us with your wit, even if the jokes are "borrowed" or re-purposed, or whatever the current vernacular is - we LOVE them.

...and you! happy weekend.

Dee said...

Sooooooo funny....alllll of them.I am going to glean a few for my face book page. Love your Fun Friday....I can just picture you chuckling the day away as you prepare them for your blog.

Cranberry Morning said...

Ah, Sandie, what fun you give us on Fridays! Thank you so much.♥ Love the magnetic dog one best of all. lol

Daisy said...

Hahaha! You always make the day worthwhile. Thanks for all the smiles you give us. Have a great weekend! :-)

Ginny said...

My header is the new fountain they have at Disneyland. It is computerized and it displays holographic images out of the water drops, like the characters from Disney and the movie scenes. No, I have not been there, I snapped in when it was on the news.

Betty Manousos said...

LOL!
these are all great!

i can always count on you for a good laugh!

Susan said...

Hi Sandie...Fun Friday was a hoot as always. Fun fun fun. Thanks for sharing.

So many times I see teenage boys with their pants wayyyyyy too low. Maybe their dads ought to do that, too, like the guy in the cartoon. Funny! Susan

Ann said...

This post is overflowing with good stuff today. I couldn't stop laughing

Blondee said...

What a fun way to end the week. Enjoy your weekend, stay warm!!

Jill said...

Love your new look and your new signature! YOu are so clever!

That corgi :) said...

LOL the multi-tasking as we age (there's truth in that one) and the cat having to jump nine times.....so many good laughs this week, thanks Sandie for doing these!

betty

That corgi :) said...

LOL the multi-tasking as we age (there's truth in that one) and the cat having to jump nine times.....so many good laughs this week, thanks Sandie for doing these!

betty

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

BAAAHAHAHAHAHA! You KNEW I needed that didn't you! Sending you a huge hug!! :)

Sweet Tea said...

Laugh.Cough.Sneeze.Pee.
It's only funny ahen someone ELSE does that!
Thanks for the giggle!

menopausal mama said...

These are FABULOUS!!! Where did you find them all? I especially like the picture of the squirrel--I'm a big fan of squirrels and collect anything squirrel related! Thanks--you just made my day!

Love Of Quilts said...

Laugh.Cough.Sneeze.Pee.....me!

Paula said...

Wow Sandie you just get better and better. Love all of them.

Tanna at The Brick Street Bungalow said...

LOL! I am still laughing at the Melon Collie and I loved the magnet one, too!! LOL! And, yes, ma'am, that bucket needs to be constantly filled! blessings ~ tanna

Hilary Melton-Butcher said...

Hi Sandie .. these are great fun - well worth quoting ... definitely a few laughs here ..

I love the one about the pants - they don't like us oldies joining them do they .. I want to rush down the street pulling them - I'd be put away though!! And that would be the wurst!!

Cheers and have a good weekend .. Hilary

Carol Z said...

I laughed and laughed. I'm not sure where you find all of these funnies, but this blog buddy says thank you.

rubyslipperz said...

ROFL!!! that's me too!...after reading all your fun pics/stories. =)

I decided long ago, while still in my youth (about 10 years old), that I didn't want to become an adult. I don't mind growing old so much. I just didn't want to grow up. But, I do have to admit...it's my immaturity that I strive to get rid of. =(

And, I do agree with filling a childs cup with self-esteem. Sometimes I tend to worry more about my grandkids...and I should also still be thinking about filling the cups of my grown kids too. =)

hugz,
annie

Tree Hugger - Suzan said...

Oh Lordie!! I'm still laughing!! Wonderful comic of being able to cough, sneeze and pee at the same time!! DITO :-//
And the one of Dad watering the yard with his pants down and Mom knitting! I don't understand how they walk with their pants down so low---it looks like they have a full diaper!!

Charlotte Wilson said...

Sandie, Thanks for the smiles...I needed them today!

LL Cool Joe said...

Ha ha I love them all. I've seen a couple before, like the dog eating the magnets, but still laughed again. Thanks!

Rick Watson said...

I hope there is not Pop Quiz. Why I autta :)
What a hoot.

Dar said...

where do you come up with these...ya gotta love the German joke and Moses. But, grammatude and feeding self esteem are grand. You'd think the Father's Pants should do the trick.
BlessYaGirl

JeanMac said...

I need your "smiles".

Nancy Claeys said...

Thanks for the smiles, Sandie -- and I so agree about self esteem. :)

Harry Nizam said...

Very funny, I like the grandma surfing on an iron board

Mevely317 said...

Oh my gosh, Sandie ... I loved each n' every one of these. I'd sure like to (be able to!) tell the folks in my office I'm through being an adult -- and head for my tree house w/ my crayons. (Can anyone else identify?)

Has Disco forgiven ya'all yet? That post about Max just cracked me up. Hope the little guy is lucky to find a good home where he, too, can be an "only" dog.

Have yourself a great week!

Patricia Hinkel said...

Every one of those was funny. You have made my night.
Thank you!!!
Pat

Jim said...

The dog magnet and the low riding pants cartoons were the best, Sandie. Did you read every one of your 'one-liners?' I stopped midway but may return later.
..

Catherine said...

I hope you had a fun filled weekend!
xo Catherine

Wendy said...

The one about multi-tasking... This could be me! :)

Lynn said...

That refrigerator magnet cartoon is hilarious!

Granny Annie said...

Good job Sandie!

Annesphamily said...

Sandie, where do you get this stuff??? I am still chuckling! LOL!

Pedaling said...

so funny. i'm totally saving some of these to pass along!