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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, April 05, 2013

Fun Friday with a little help from my friends.





Starting it with some laughter!


I don't have to worry about losing the google page - I have a lot of help here at home!  Lol


I sure have with my blogging friends ( and some men friends too!)

















 I know this is true!
 





 
And this is from Sheila:



Dave feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. So, not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking volume see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.'

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.

Then in a normal voice he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?

No response.....

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'

'For crying out loud, Dave, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'





Well I sure hope something tickled your funny bone today and I will see y'all on Monday.




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71 comments:

Shelly said...

Haha!!! Loved all of these. The one of the two elderly ladies about girlfriends is priceless!

Optimistic Existentialist said...

I have really come to look forward to look forward to these on Friday mornings!

Gloria Hood said...

Great funnies this AM! By the way, I am going to be 65 this summer, so yes, I am in the winter of my life! lol

Tree Hugger - Suzan said...

Love - Love - Love the cartoon about girlfriends!! TRUE!! and the pets sleeping on the bed!Have a great weekend!!

Debbie said...

My favorite of all is the one about baptizing a cat. That is TRUE TRUE around here!!!

I love fun Fridays. I usually share it with my husband when he gets home.
Believe it or not, he lets me.

Terri D. said...

Thanks for the morning chuckles!!

Jemma said...

Great laughs and smiles for a sunny Friday! As always you brighten my days!
Happy Friday!
Jemma

Maggie Ann said...

The duck one is my favorite...and the one about naps...how true. And..I'm glad our kids are adults and Not teenagers anymore..lol.

Inger said...

As a dog owner and frequent bathroom visitor, I could relate to what the guy found upon his return to his bed. All of this is funny and a nice cheer me up on a Friday morning. I'm off to walk the dogs, have a great day!

I'm mostly known as 'MA' said...

Reading your Friday fun post is a great way to end the week. Hope you have a fantastic Friday and a wonderful weekend!

Sandra said...

love the baby oil and i don't have teens that know it all but i do have a hubby that does...

jack69 said...

Always a surprise here. A good read. This one hit home with the animals and bed. Once when back packing I got up in the middle of the night, went into the woods and came back, a fellow hikers wet dog was in my sleeping bag. true story! We did get a laugh out of it 'months' later. LOL
Thansk for the entertainment.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. I love them all and especially the last one again.

Have a fabulous day and weekend. Big hugs. ☺

Sr. Ann Marie said...

Absolutely love the one about the hearing test! I'm deaf and wear two hearing aides and with some people I could wear six (if I had six ears) and still not hear them!

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

Yeah, I have had my suspicions about baby oil.

Cheryl @ TFD said...

Funny stuff this morning, Sandie! Thanks for the laughs. I really loved the hearing test! Hope you have a great day, I'm heading out the door in a few minutes and see what I can get into! ha ha!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Enjoy your weekend :) I love the dogs in the bed....so true!

The Quintessential Magpie said...

LOL. Loved them ALL.

Glad you could use mine. ;-)

XO,

Sheila

Gail Dixon (Louisiana Belle) said...

Love my Friday funnies from you! Thank you so much for brightening my day. Love the cartoon of the man returning to bed to find animals in his place. Can so relate to that! Have a great weekend!

Annmarie Pipa said...

haha good stuff! am repeating the google and teenage wisdom!
Happy weekend!

TexWisGirl said...

some cute ones. :)

TARYTERRE said...

LOVED everything. But that cartoon of all the pets on the bed touched a nerve here. SO TRUE.

andy said...

Love fun Friday !!!! Have a wonderful day and weekend

Jim said...

Good one for Friday again, Sandie!!!

One, the finding girl friends, reminded me of my mom. When I was young and single, and then again thirteen years later, Mom would tell me, "You don't find nice girls in bars."

Well, at least I didn't disappoint her although I did find Mrs. Jim waiting for me (It didn't know her or that she was waiting for me) at a monthly dinner the apartment lady gave. My roommate's girl friend told her that I might come. About 90 minutes later I showed up to eat the plate they had saved for me.

What makes your jokes funny is that most are true

Coloring Outside the Lines said...

Good ones again! I've about decided I have to go buy SOMETHING sea foam blue/green. That color is just gorgeous!

Donna said...

Hahaaa...the animals in the bed made me laugh out loud!Hahaa...too True!
Happy weekend friend!!
hughugs

Beth said...

I LOVE the bathroom cartoon!

Carol said...

Happy Friday to YOU!!!

I lovee ALL of funnies...most especially the Vacuum cleaner joke. Still laughing.

Happy Weekend to you!

Paula said...

I like them all but especially the hearing test.

Susannah said...

Really good ones again this Friday!!!!!!

Susannah

Ginny said...

I like all the cartoons. Hope you have a great weekend!

Jackie said...

Such a wonderful place to come to, your blog...
I read....smile....read on...smile again. And the happy cycle continues.
Love LOVE LOVE "House." You couldn't have put a photo on your blog that brought me more smiles than Hugh Laurie. There's just something about him....uhhh hmmm... So thank you from the bottom of my heart for that!!
Love,
Jackie

Jo May said...

i've been reading all the post,and trying to catch up,sorry I've not visit more often,but this great weather has had me OUTSIDE.
Thank you for all the laughs.
You always come up with some fun stuff.
Hope you are LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST!!!
hugs to ya FRIEND!!!

Lady Jane said...

Laughing, laughing laughing!!!

cube said...

Thank you for the grins and chuckles... the one with the hearing impaired husband made me laugh out loud... yes, I just spelled out LOL!

BTW here via Granny Annie.

Beth @ E. lizard Breath Speaks said...

awww, thanks for the great laughs. to cute. i think the one i remember the most is spiderman & i could use him often. get those clothes hung out. too fun!! he would come in handy. what about cleaning the gutters or other high up items. neat!!

have a great weekend. ( :

Renae at simple sequins said...

Oh Sandie! I loved the hearing aid story the most. Poor ol' deaf guy! hahahahaha.

I am snatching your 'word verification say No' thingy, okay? It's is cute!

Hug to you my friend. Reply to email at your leisure and see you on Monday, too.

Karen Lange said...

Yes, I'm thinking I'd like to take time off from being a grownup too! Thanks for the smiles!

Happy weekend! :)

Jo-Anne Meadows said...

Ok the hearing aid one really struck a cord with me, I have hearing aids but I can hear hubby when he says he needs me from his room and I am in the lounge room but of course he can't hear me when I say call loudly for him to come to me

barbara l. hale said...

LOL!! I love the "What's for dinner?" joke. That could be me and Greg.

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

Love the girlfriends pic! Have a great weekend:@)

Linda @ A La Carte said...

Lots of laughing and smiling gong on here! The Girlfriends is so true!!
hugs,
Linda

Lynn said...

Love all the blue in your header today. And that baby's face...

Jill said...

So funny! Spiderman really made me giggle.

Ann said...

I totally agree with Donald Duck and now I'm going to take a horizontal life pause....lol

Susan said...

Hi Sandie...That was a definitely good post and yep, laughed a lot. So thanks. Hope your weekend is splendid. Susan

barbara woods said...

you always make me smile

Marsha @Spots and Wrinkles said...

Ah ha! No longer do I need to feel guilty about naps - they are reborn as "horizontal life pauses" .

Yeahhhh !!!

Jazzi said...

Those are pretty funny cartoons. I like the one where the guy goes to the bathroom, that happens around here too, LOL

Diana

Miss Debbie said...

I've heard the one about the hearing aid before, but it is still funny! One of these days, I'm going to figure out how to work in one of those "horizontal rests"!! :-) Have a happy weekend. We are celebrating a first birthday...Woohoo!!

EM Illustrator said...

Ha Ha! I loved that hearing aid story, too funny. And of course I love Garfield :)
Hope you have a great weekend!

The Boston Lady said...

I love the hearing test! LOL. Have a great weekend, Sandie - was seeing Jurrasic Park in 3D worthwhile? Happy bday to your GS. Ann

Catherine said...

Some excellent Friday funnies! I like the girlfriend/husband one. LOL!
xo Catherine

Theresa said...

Friday favorites:) Thanks for the smiles! Have a blessed weekend, HUGS!

Grandma Bonnie said...

Lol, thank for all the great laughs. Happy weekend!

Maggid said...

Oh my Fur & Whiskers!!!
You made me laugh so hard . . .
love & love,
-g-

Journeyin' Lady... said...

Your Blog ALWWAYS tickles my fancy and today was no exception!!

Carol Z said...

Love the Donald Duck funny! Hope you're having a great weekend.

Granny Annie said...

As always, it is a happy time here on Friday...even when it's Saturday.

Micupoftea~ said...

HAHA...loved the google one, the pets in bed, ...when I read the 'calm down' one I had to laugh! My pet peeve is 'lighten up'.
Happy weekend :)
shawn

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Happy Saturday
love
tweedles

Rob-bear said...

Oh, my. Delightfully funny. And, for the record, I have never tried to baptize a cat!

Blessings and Bear hugs!
Bears Noting

Nikki (Sarah) said...

just love all these. your the absolute best for making us feel so darn good. Hugs to you chatty girl.

....Petty Witter said...

Loving this selection of howlers, you have made my day.

My Journey With Candida said...

Really cute. I liked the one about Google!!

Ivy and Elephants said...

I loved the funnies, the hearing aid one was just priceless! I laughed out loud.
Thanks for brightening my day.
Hugs,
Patti

Susan J. Reinhardt said...

Oh, Sandie, I can't even pick a favorite. They were all sooo funny.

Tanna at The Brick Street Bungalow said...

LOL! I love the one about trying to calm a woman! LOL! Fun chuckles, Sandie! wishing you a wonderful week. blessings ~ tanna

Decadent Housewife said...

Baptizing cats - I had a five-year old who tried all the time to do that.

SweetMarie said...

I missed this post because I was celebrating my birthday! :)
I'm still playing catch up!

mail4rosey said...

You put up the best funnies. :) I missed this place while we were on vacation. :)