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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, August 23, 2013

Fun Friday With A Little Help From My Friends and Feline Friday!


I borrowed  no stole this from Linda Eller!



You know I am a dog lover - but I am a cat liker too!  I think they loos so soft and cuddly   I just can't get too near them for I just can't breathe.  So join Sandee over at Comedy Plus for a day of Feline Fun.

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?" 

The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?" 

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother" 

The fairy godmother replied, "It is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?" 

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had." At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish; what shall it be?" 

Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says: "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind, and handsome, young man." Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful, the likes of him neither she, nor the world, had ever seen. 

The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life."

And with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared. For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each others eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man, she had ever seen. 

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and; held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath, as he whispered ... "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered." 

Thank you Sandee!  Comedy Plus


 Ever have one of these days?




I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Nature is truly breath-taking!

A FALCON NESTING IN A TREE

Thank you Monica. 







With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have  you   ever  seen a Twenty  Dollar bill all crumpled up?"
 
"No,"    said her husband
 
She    gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3  buttons of    her   blouse, 
and    slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft,    silky   push-up    bra, 
and    pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill
 
He    took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled    approvingly.
She    then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled    up?"
 
"Uh...    no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his    voice.
 
She    gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and    seductively  
reached    into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty    Dollar bill.
 
He    took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little    quicker  
with  anticipation.
 
"Now,"    she said, "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled    up?"
"No    way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused    and   excited, 
to    which she replied....
"Go    look in the garage!".

   
(DID YOU GET WHAT IS CRUMPLED UP IN THE GARAGE? HER CAR!)
Thank you Monica




I didn't do it!



Betcha didn't know this;

How yodeling began

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland.
Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.
As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?" "That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn."
The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate of food for him and then took it out to the barn.
About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.
The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn,! and she too did not return for an hour.
Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly.
She also headed straight to bed.
The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.
When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke into tears. "How could he leave without even saying goodbye," she cried. "We made such passionate love last night!"
"What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain. The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had sex with my daughter!"
The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next to his mouth , and yelled out..... "LAIDTHEOLADEETOO"


Thank you Sharon.




Always keep your eyes and ears open!



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THE LAUGH:


This is what I look like today - and how the week has gone.   


THE LIFT:




68 comments:

Shelly said...

Ha!!! Loved these! That crumpled $50,000 one is hilarious!

jack69 said...

Great entry as usual, Been missing a lot of this.
I ain't yodeling.

Love from North Carolina.... (smile)
Enjoyed the morning read.

Sandra said...

the little guy in Life, could be Disco's 2nd cousin... Cinderella was my most favorite fairy tail growing up.. ha ha on the new prince. but in my case i would love it since i would not want any children again

Kim said...

As usual you gave me a smile :)

Optimistic Existentialist said...

Thanks for the Friday smiles. Have a great weekend Sandie!

Denise said...

THANKS ONCE AGAIN FOR MAKING ME NEARLY PEE MY PANTS. LOL

Sr. Ann Marie said...

I don't know where you find these funny stories and photos but I sure enjoy them!

Jeanie said...

Good laughs today. I feel bad for the little Corgi in the costume...I'm not a fan of putting dogs in costumes.

Fabulous Petite said...

love love it. Crumpled $50,000, hilarious !!!! Thanks for the Friday smiles and happy Friday yourself.

xo
Sam
http://fabulouspetite.blogspot.com

Bev said...

hahaha... poor little dog... I saw one once all dressed with sun glasses!!

Susan said...

Ha ha hahahha Today's post really cracked me up. I'll never think of yodeling again without thinking of that visitor. ha hahhahaha

And the crumpled up bills? Hysterical

Oh Sandie, your blog is good for the soul. Susan

SweetMarie said...

Fun Friday here for sure! Cinderella was too cute! :)

mail4rosey said...

LOL at that last picture!!

Munir said...

I loved the Cinderella's new version.
It took me a little bit of thinking about the laying of the Old Lady.
Thanks for sharing. A fun start for Friday.

My Journey With Candida said...

Have a GREAT weekend Sandie!

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha on all this. You are in a silly mood today and I like that.

You and I both can't be near cats. Bugger.

Have a terrific day and weekend honey. Big hugs. ☺

TexWisGirl said...

oh, dear. :)

Terri said...

Funny funnies- have a fantastic weekend Sandie!

Laurie said...

good ones!!!!
The bird and the snake, ummm, the bird is on a fence post so how did the snake get up so high?Is it on the fence, mmmmm,

HOOTIN ANNI said...

Cindy and the neutered bob-cat just cracked me up.

HOOTIN ANNI said...

PS...I was once told I looked like a million dollars. I thanked them before they finished...."all green and wrinkled".

Figures!!!

Renae of Simple Sequins said...

Hi Sandie! Thank you for your nice compliments on my posts lately. You are so nice to me!!!

These stories today were a hoot especially the two stories about sexy stuff. whew. Hahahahaha

Little animals are so cute. Even when they are bigger they are cute, just can't be trusted. hahahaha That is what I love about pets, they trust you and you get to interact with an 'animal' too.

TARYTERRE said...

Can't stop smiling over Cinderella.

Betty said...

I have a soft spot in my heart for all cats, but I'm sorry you can't join in. I didn't realize you were allergic. I love my dog too!

Betsy Adams said...

Funny ones, Sandie. My favorite today was the Cinderella one... Loved it!!!

The Twenty Dollar Bill one was cute also.

Thanks.
Hugs,
Betsy

Jim said...

I'm liking your cats, Sandie. I think the second one is the nicer and cuter.

My kiddie filter went off and shut you out. I overrode it just fine and think it was worth it a bunch with you nice but naughty jokes today.
..

Ida said...

Oh my goodness you do find some fun stuff to post here. The Yodeling story...for shame, for shame but I did laugh.

Loved that dog in the lobster outfit.

Ms. A said...

Plotting my comment as I was reading along... AND THEN THE SNAKE & BIRD PHOTO! My train of thought completely derailed!!! Sure hope that was a photoshop!

Ginny said...

Hey, that looks like Disco!!!! Too bad, all of our cats are neutered! Hope you have a great weekend, Sandie!

Linda Primmer said...

Wonderful as always Sandy. Your posts always make me smile. xo

Terri D. said...

All good, Sandie. Thanks for the giggles!!

Theresa said...

Poor Cinderella, but I still have to laugh at her misfortune.

I have quite a few of those doggy costume photos where my doggies hates their life too lol

Self Sagacity said...

Very cute post. Yes, I have had those days - with a family of three + SO - I often create my own HH.

thisisme said...

Hi Sandie. What a lot of funnies today. They all made me smile but my favourites have to be the Cinderella story and the crumpled dollar bills. Hilarious!

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Ha I'm just the opposite. A dog liker and a cat lover!

Katie Clooney said...

Sandie.... LOVE the Cinderella story!! Tooo funny. Have a wonderful weekend!!

Patricia said...

The Cinderalla story was hilarious!

Lynn@Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

Poor hubby, I'll bet he didn't stay excited too long! Have a great weekend:@)

Grandma Bonnie said...

Thank you for the laughs this evening. I hope you have a great weekend.

Kathe W. said...

Sandie - you out do us all- what a lot of giggles in your fun blog! Cheers! Happy Day!

Ann said...

Too funny on the crumpled money and I'm still laughing over the yodeling story.

Catherine said...

Dear Sandie, You are wonderful and getting everyone to smile!!
I also love the lift! so true. Blessings my dear and a hug, Catherine xo

Josie Two Shoes said...

Of course I loved the kitty peering over best, I had one that loved to watch the world from upside down, I'm sure it made things much more interesting! Have a great weekend coming up, Sandee!

Josie Two Shoes said...

Oops, wrong spelling, on your name, Sandie! My brain is bed-ready I can see! :-)

Jo-Anne Meadows said...

Funny shit, not sure which one I like best the dog looked like my daughters old dog Dylan...........sorry can't pick a best joke all bloody funny

Dar said...

lol, had to laugh at these and then to read Jack's comment...LOL
great read, as always.
Life is Good as We Make it.

de simpel huisvrouw said...

haha i love this

Eva Ason said...

HaHa!! loved these funnies as usual, poor Cinderella eh ;) Thanks for the giggles and have a lovely weekend!

Debbie@Debbie-Dabble and A Debbie-Dabble Christmas said...

You always make me smile, Sandy!! Thanks for stopping by!!
I live in North east Pa.

Hugs,
Deb

Lucy said...

I thank you so much for your prayers, It was a long day but he is doing very f=good. They replaced defib, pacemaker and battery. A bit more than before and he is more sore today but doing ok. Thanks again. My bloggers are my support system.

Catherine said...

Another weekend upon us. So little time so much to do. I hope you are having a wonderful Saturday my friend!
xo Catherine

McGuffy Ann said...

Oh my...you are a character, my friend. I love the kitten! Chloe Jo is like that, and she is always into something! I also like your Dickinson quote. Hugs.

Dee said...

Great as usual...love my Friday chuckles with you even if it is Saturday :)

Nancy said...

Loved them all -- but the Cinderella story made me smile the widest. :)

Jemma said...

Sandie,
Great laugh, great pick me up and as usual I am leaving feeling a whole lot happier!!
Love the $50,000!!

Happy Hugs,
Jemma

Inger said...

Poor Cinderella, sometimes,we may just wish for too much. thanks for the laughs.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Love the Cinderella story! Enjoy your weekend. Debby

Micupoftea said...

Love the bottom quote and graphic...enjoy the end of August :)

barbara woods said...

I liked the crumbled car

nancygrayce said...

Awwwww...poor Cinderella! 😅

These made me laugh so thanks! Sorry if your day was bad!

Jackie said...

Made me smile!
Yes, you did!!!

Betty Manousos said...

i really liked the first quote. so true.

...and thanks for the laugh!
hope you're having a great weekend~
:))

Marydon Ford said...

Love your uplifting laughs ... have a fabulous week, sweet friend
TTFN ~
Hugs, Marydon

Donna said...

"LAIDTHEOLADEETOO"

OMGFUNNY.....they all are but that one was a Hoot!
hughugs

LL Cool Joe said...

That dog in that outfit made me laugh! Poor thing.

And no I didn't get the joke until you explained it was the car. Sigh.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi my friend - I stopped in to see you.
I love the quote on your blog.
I love it so much.
love
tweedles

Susan Flett Swiderski said...

Thanks for the chuckles. The yodel one especially cracked me up.

Yes, I survived the weekend with four of our grandchildren. (And it WAS grand!)

There's an "email me" badge on my sidebar. That might be the simplest way. Or I can give it to you. I'm at AOL. The address is my amateur radio call sign af4fo (AT) aol (dot) com.

Debbie said...

I don't know if you'll even see this since I'm so late, but I laughed SO HARD at both the Cinderella one and the crumpled money one!!

I giggled that this was Feline Friday. I guess I could have posted my last post there. Cat. Cat. Cat.

LOL.