Chatty Crone

In Indiana today. Wewent to the Lincoln Park Zoo yesterday in the cold and snow! Then we drove down Michigan Avenue and Lake Shore Drive. Took the grandson to Rain Forest Cafe.Today we are driving to Rock City - in Tennessee and wilol see the caves tomorrow and then home tomorrow night. Sunday will be busy with unpacking, church, and mail.

TGIF

Subject: SPAGHETTI.....

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread...

Love,

Chatty