The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?"
And last 'butt' not least . . .
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of frozen crabs.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the galley refrigerator, which she did.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them herself. Men never learn.
I love Fridays. Remember all these just are just for fun. Maybe I should make everyday a Friday. Guess I just might this coming week as my summer official starts for 8 weeks!
PS My grandson has a joke he wants me to add and I think it is so funny -
Why did the horse go to the other side of the street?
(To visit his neighhhhhhhhhhhbor). LOL