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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, February 05, 2010

Fun Friday - Take a laugh break . . .

Success Doesn't Happen Overnight!
The answer to yesterdays question is a million now or over 2 million in one month by doubling it each day for a month - waiting and doing something every day. (I hadn't thought about a bird in the hand theory) I was listening to a CD called The Slight Edge and he talked about how if you do something each day to improve yourself that in time - good changes occur!



Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So,God asked him, "What's wrong with you?
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,and always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg.
"Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"Of course the rest is history......................

To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again,' she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. ' I meant my dress size!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.


HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER-

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking,
but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to
dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
___________________________________________________________
Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian
___________________________________________________________

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
___________________________________________________________

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER










Red Bottons - Happy Birthday-
Red Buttons was born Aaron Chwatt on February 5, 1919 in New York City to Jewish immigrants. At sixteen years old, Chwatt got a job as an entertaining bellhop at Ryan's Tavern in City Island, Bronx. The combination of his red hair and the shiny buttoned bellhop uniform inspired orchestra leader Charles "Dinty" Moore to call him Red Buttons, the name under which he would later perform.

Do you remember 'Overboard' with Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell, and Red Buttons?

16 comments:

Linda said...

Just what I needed this rainy morning was a good laugh! Thanks Sandie!!

Joycee said...

Ahh...I needed that post! Nothing but good stuff...all set and in a good mood for the weekend. Have a great one too!

Cheri said...

Sandie,

That was a great post and I LOVE the mom over to dinner story, clever mom. LOL

The Quintessential Magpie said...

Funny! LOL!

And look at those otters! Aren't they adorable?

XO,

Sheila :-)

Together We Save said...

Thanks for the laugh... just what I needed on a rainy friday.

Susan Wicker said...

Oh Sandie. That was a GREAT post. How oh how do you ever find such a variety of terrific material? The silver ladle story was a hoot and a half. I cracked up laughing. And the little otters holding hands...precious. You are a riot. Love your post. Sincerely, Susan from writingstraightfromtheheart.blogspot.com

jeanmac said...

Oh my gosh, this is so cute - and we have a son Brian!Thanks for the laughs and good post, as usual.

Knitty said...

Great stories, and each with a bit of truth about wives and husbands, mothers and sons!

Stella said...

Hooray for gravy ladles.

Nezzy said...

Oh yes dear girl, I remember them all and then some. I can always count on a good laugh over her and girl, ya sure didn't dissapoint!

Ya'll have a fabulously blessed weekend!!!

Judi said...

Sandie, the website I posted on my blog is

http://www.icanhazcheezburger.com

try pasting that into the address bar. I clicked on both links in my blog, and they took me to the site, so I can't figure out what was wrong.

If the URL above doesn't work, you can try Googling I can haz cheezburger, and you'll come up with it, too.

Thanks for checking out my site!

^..^Corgidogmama said...

Sandie, you crazy nut! It's always fun to come here on Fridays for our weekly snorts and giggles!!!
Have a great weekend...we're having a blizzard, but Jim made it home until Sun. morning!!

Judi said...

Sandie, I live in the Sierra Nevada foothills, about 30 miles south of the south entrance to Yosemite. God's country, for sure.

Jojo said...

Sandie, It was so good to meet you today! I just wish that I hadn't had to dash and miss out on more visiting. Thank you for stopping over on my blog. I am adding you to my favorites so that we can keep in touch.

A great Friday funny posting!

Confessions of a Plate Addict said...

Hi Sandie! I enjoyed meeting yu today! and I loved this post...especially the one about th egravy ladle! lol Happy weekend...hugs...Debbie

ocmist said...

These were truly great today! Funny and uplifting... They are keeping me from SMACKING the pup that keeps climbing on Mike's chair and tapping me on the shoulder to beg!!! Not really, just wanted to tell someone how cute he is being, the little pest! Anyway... I loved Red Buttons and my favorite show with him in it was Hatari with John Wayne.