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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Sunday - my gift to you a joke!

If God were small enough to be understood, He would not be big enough to be worshiped.
- Evelyn Underhill

This one bears thinking about, but it is funny!

A 54-year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing

God she asked "Is my time up?"

God replied, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to

live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a

face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had

someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since

she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make

the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While

crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance!

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had

another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the

ambulance?"

(You'll love this.)

God replied: "I didn't recognize you."

We have to be careful - don't we - lol.

sandie

18 comments:

^..^Corgidogmama said...

Ohhhhhh brother!!!!!
Hee hee! If I ever begin to play the lottery, and win.....
I'd get a boob job, and get rid of my turkey neck!

Doris Sturm said...

Hope you are doing well this fine Sunday! You are probably inside because of the snow. I wish I were there playing in it with the Gizzy...take care and I'll call you soon.

Love,
Me :-)

Journeyin' Lady... said...

Funny jokes that makes me laugh and groan "oh no" at the same time!
Happy Sunday

Sandra said...

thanks for the warning, i will cancel my surgey. ha ha

Ginny said...

Great, Sandie!! That first quote is one I loved , because I have just been studying that people shouldn't mind the mystery and non-understandable (is that even a WOED-geez!) things about God. Because if we could figure out everything about him, then that wouldn't make him that much smarter than us. But this quote really nails the whole thought!!!

Susan said...

ha ha ha ha ha "fun-nee" one. Hope your Sunday is going well, Sandie. Susan

JeanMac said...

guess I'll stay as I am!

Buttercup said...

I'm with Corgidogmama on the turkey neck, but until I win the lottery I may have to stay just the way I am. Take good care and hope you're having a good Sunday.

Sharon Kirby said...

You better tell him you got a new knee - just sayin'

:)

Chatty Crone said...

Gosh I'm with you guys on the turkey neck - teehee. sandie

Linda O'Connell said...

That was agood one, Sandie.

Linda @ A La Carte said...

Funny! I love that joke!

The Quintessential Magpie said...

Oh, that is too, too funny! HA!

XO,

Sheila :-)

Donna B said...

LOL...good one! Food for thought, definitely!

Tanna at The Brick Street Bungalow said...

LOL! I love that one,Sandie! LOL!

And, the quote about God, perfect.

Gaston Studio said...

Now THAT was funny!!!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I love this
"Each day comes bearing its own gifts so untie the ribbons . . ."

love
tweedles

Anonymous said...

One is innocent until proven guilty.