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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, December 21, 2012

Fun Friday with the help of my friends.

“Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.”
Josh Billings (1818-1885)

A new sled?












A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little Sweet potato, which they called 'Yam'.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam and when it was time, they  told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!  But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring Cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the Hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.

And when Yam went out West, they told her to watch out for the  Indians so she wouldn't get Scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.
But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw! they exclaimed. Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw --
because he's just.......

Are you ready for this?

Are you sure?
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Here it is!
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A  COMMONTATER

Thank you
Calamity Jane!


Click on Santa



Thank you Sharon and Debby at Just Breathe.





                   A  man in Scotland calls his son in    London the day before  Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day  but I have to tell you that your mother  and I  are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is  enough.

                   'Dad,  what are you talking about?' the son  screams.

                   We  can't stand the sight of each other any longer,  the father says.   We're  sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this,  so you call your sister in Leeds and  tell her.

                   Franticly,  the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.  No way  they're  getting divorced!  she shouts, we'll take care of  this!

                   She  calls Scotland  immediately, and screams at her father You are  NOT getting  divorced.  Don't do a single thing until I get  there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,  don't do a thing,  DO  YOU HEAR ME? and hangs up.

                   The old man  hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
                   'Sorted!  They're coming  for Christmas - and they're paying their own  way.'

Thank you Jerry at As The Cracker Head Crumbles




Scroll down and you'll see Santa's willy!

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For goodness sake.........act your age........ there is no Santa


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CHATTY



Thought for the day:
Don't be afraid to take a new path.



35 comments:

Laurie said...

what a great post!!!! Merry Merry Christmas to you!!!!

Betty Manousos said...

have a merry xmas, wising you the best this holiday season!

xx

Betty Manousos said...

and i loved your delightful post!!

Pondside said...

You did it again - got me laughing, alone at my desk on a Friday morning!

I'm mostly known as 'MA' said...

I always love the story of the potatoes. Still smiling here this morning. It's snowing and getting whiter by the minute here at my house. Those that want a white Christmas will be happy. Me, I just hope I don't have to shovel the stuff. Hope you have a fantastic Friday!

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

I like the cartoon with all the lights :-)

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Too much fun going on here today!!
Have a great day Sandie. I am caught up in my reader today. Now it's time to finish the floors and start dusting! Then I will be wrapping presents. Saving my baking for Sunday and Monday.
Merry Christmas...........

Gloria Hood said...

BOL! WHOOPS, that's really suppose to be LOL! Thank you!!!

Jeanie said...

Merry Christmas to you and thanks for the Christmas cheer today.

TexWisGirl said...

cuteness.

Cranberry Morning said...

Always fun, Sandie! And I like the Tom Brokaw story. I wonder if he realizes he is a commontater. lol

Tricia said...

Sandie - thank you, as always, for the smiles the laughs, the blessings and the reminders :) You are a blessing to all of us to get to read your posts! Love the potato story - way too funny. I hope you have a very Merry Christmas!

Optimistic Existentialist said...

COMMONTATER LOL. That truly made me laugh :)

Sandra said...

HO HO HO from Sandra Clause, just another wanna be commontater

Inger said...

Thanks for reminding me that laughter is good for the soul. Merry Christmas to you, dear Chatty.

Auntie sezzzzzz... said...

-gigggles-

Oh yes, don't be afraid to take a new path! I love that!

Hope the little guy is feeling better!

Charlotte Wilson said...

Loved your tater story! Very cute post!

charlotte

Betsy Adams said...

Fun Fun fun.... Thanks, Sandie... We all need smiles --and you provide them for us.

My fav today was the 'tater' story.... CUTE.

Hugs,
Betsy

Daisy said...

Haha! Thanks for the Friday smiles!

~Lavender Dreamer~ said...

OH My! The first thing I said to hubby...you've got to read Chatty's post! Very very funny! And I promise...I didn't tell the 'big man' that I had been good! I was laughing to hard to say anything! I could have told him what I wanted...I blew it! heeheehee! Sweet holiday hugs!

Ginny said...

So funny today!!

Jo May said...

"NO" Santa????...what????

thanks for the funnies.

Merry CHRISTmas!

hugs to you..it's been fun blogging with ya this year.

~Jo @ LoblollyLane

Beth @ E. lizard Breath Speaks said...

hilarious today ... great funnies ... thanks, for that!! funny how you think you are on schedule & suddenly you are falling behind i am late visiting today. here now. ha. ha!! you find the greatest ones to share. i've been baking today. another day tomorrow. lots to do... fun, fun, fun! big hugs friend. ( :

nancygrayce said...

I loved the, all, but the potato story was too cute! I'm never going to get caught up with reading posts, much less finish up Christmas!

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

Love the job evaluation! Merry Christmas Sandie-enjoy:@)

Dolores said...

Oh my gosh, how does anyone think of these cute jokes...... they are wonderful, and so are you for sharing!!
Merry Christmas!!
Hugs,

Ann said...

I've heard the one about the potatoes and it always makes me laugh. I like the one with the lights, if one goes out they all go out....lol

Louvregirl said...

CC, Check out my new blog (free for a time again) on Wordpress. There is a link on the last post of my blog :-)

Bless you this Christmas Season Sandie!!!!

Still trying to figure out how to list the blogs I follow; it is difficult!

lg!

(It didn't matter if I deleted any portion of my blog here; I had reached my Picasa limit and that was that!) So...I moved!

Angela said...

Great Friday Funnies as always Sandie! Love the lights! And the Santa shaking his thing! hohoho

Merry Christmas!
Angela

My Journey With Candida said...

Ho Ho Ho!! Look at all those Santas. Merry Christmas!!

Susan said...

Oh Sandie, that was a screaming riot. Santa go-go dancing took the cake. You are hilarious. Susan

Ms. A said...

I've seen them, but there's nothing wrong with smiling at them again! Thank you!

Cheryl @ TFD said...

Love the tater story! thanks for the chuckles. Hope you have a wonderful weekend. I've been so busy that I haven't had much time for blogging or commenting.
I wish you the very best Christmas ever!
Hugs,
Cheryl

Changes in the wind said...

What a hoot that Santa movie...

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

Thank you for another very honorable mention!