(Thanks Sandra for the idea!)
Isn't this scene beautiful?
What a dream come true!
Must of been a teenager.
TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT
A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER,"
WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER
EVENING?
THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED, "INDEED IT WOULD, SISTER, BUT I WOULD NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE BUYING BEER, SINCE I AM CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A SCENE AT THE CHECKOUT STAND."
"I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM" THE OTHER NUN REPLIED, AND SHE PICKED UP A SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE CHECK-OUT.
THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED, "INDEED IT WOULD, SISTER, BUT I WOULD NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE BUYING BEER, SINCE I AM CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A SCENE AT THE CHECKOUT STAND."
"I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM" THE OTHER NUN REPLIED, AND SHE PICKED UP A SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE CHECK-OUT.
THE CASHIER HAD A
SURPRISED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TWO NUNS ARRIVED WITH A SIX-PACK OF
BEER.
"WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR" THE NUN SAID, "BACK AT OUR NUNNERY, WE CALL IT CATHOLIC SHAMPOO.
WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE COUNTER, PULLED OUT A PACKAGE OF PRETZEL STICKS, AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE BEER. HE THEN LOOKED THE NUN STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED, AND SAID: "THE CURLERS ARE ON THE HOUSE."
"WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR" THE NUN SAID, "BACK AT OUR NUNNERY, WE CALL IT CATHOLIC SHAMPOO.
WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE COUNTER, PULLED OUT A PACKAGE OF PRETZEL STICKS, AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE BEER. HE THEN LOOKED THE NUN STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED, AND SAID: "THE CURLERS ARE ON THE HOUSE."
Wish I could move like that again.
Girls if you want the shoes - buy the shoes - life is too short - but you don't need ten pairs.
True or what?
Older people are always able to say the truth and get away with it!
Poor Disco - Where are his steps?
He's so confused with all the movement going on in the house.
lol
It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls.
-Unknown
PS I had to go to the doctor today and get drained!!!!!!!!!!!! I go back next week and if I am still retaining fluid I get to have my drains put back in!
I will not complain as this is not really a big deal in the whole scheme of things.
BUT I AM OFF READING AND WRITING FOR TWO WEEKS!
SORRY!
LOVE Y"ALL
COMMENTS OFF :(
He's so confused with all the movement going on in the house.
lol
THE LAUGH:
Remember having to worry about this?
THE LIFT:
It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls.
-Unknown
PS I had to go to the doctor today and get drained!!!!!!!!!!!! I go back next week and if I am still retaining fluid I get to have my drains put back in!
I will not complain as this is not really a big deal in the whole scheme of things.
BUT I AM OFF READING AND WRITING FOR TWO WEEKS!
SORRY!
LOVE Y"ALL
COMMENTS OFF :(
