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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, February 27, 2009

Fun Friday


Our new puppy kind of looks like this.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BYSNGISVLw&feature=email (Water park prank).

http://games.aarp.org/games/dspword-search/dspword-search.aspx (Driver Safety Program Word Search)



Mary was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Mary tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman.

The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Mary.

"What in bag?" asked the old woman.

Mary looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.

Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:

"Good trade....."
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A local priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.

A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.

However, he was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had also stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his best friend's wife, and taken illicit drugs. I was appalled.

"But as the days went on I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies for being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and said: "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived. In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession."

Moral: Never, never, NEVER-EVER be late
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Second Chances...
A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.

Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck. She even has someone come in and change her hair colour. She figures that since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it.

She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.

She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"

God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."

Love, Chatty



5 comments:

Olde Dame Penniwig said...

B I R T H D A Y ! ! !

Eat a piece of cake fer me!!! *blush* Actually I always have TWO pieces...so eat TWO...LOL

LOL -- enjoyed yer post...my fave is the "good trade" line...

Chatty Crone said...

That's funny, that's my favorite too - the good trade story!

^..^Corgidogmama said...

Happy Birthday ol' Girl! And...many more as the song goes....
I don't know where you got the idea for Fun Fridays, but I love 'em. It's great to have a good snicker at the end of the week.
I stole that picture of the hot chick for my blog...it's a self portrait! lol.
My fav was the good trade story as well....what does that mean when we 'all' like that one??

Chatty Crone said...

Thank you too!

Hey, that's a picture of me but we can share it (lol)!

I bet every woman can relate to the 'good trade'. Can't live with them - you can't live without them.

Glad you enjoy Fun Fridays.

JeanMac said...

Thanks for the laughs! Have a good weekend.