Thank you Jerry
Okay - where does the middle column end?
The Husband (thanks Jerry - notice I changed it to the feminine and I have to admit it isn't as funny) -
This gal was sitting at home alone when she heard a knock on the front door. There were two sheriffs there. She asked them if there was a problem. One of the sheriffs asked if she was married and if she could see a picture of her husband. The gal says "sure " and shows him a picture of her husband.
The sheriff says, "I sorry, but it looks like your husband's been hit by a truck."
The gal says, " I know, but he has a great personality, and he's good at fixing things too."
Has the following happened to you as well?
You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
Well, read on. This is so sad-
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.
And then the thieves struck again..
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched.
One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.What could they do to Me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee!
Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from
you and Me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX - This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed
and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
I thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day -
with a joy filled heart. Always remember to Laugh!!
Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!
P.P.S. Those same thieves just came into my closet and shrank my clothes!
"No man was ever wise by chance."-Seneca
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