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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, May 20, 2011

Fun Friday with a little help from my friends . . .

Thank you Jerry

Okay - where does the middle column end?

The Husband (thanks Jerry - notice I changed it to the feminine and I have to admit it isn't as funny) -

This gal was sitting at home alone when she heard a knock on the front door. There were two sheriffs there. She asked them if there was a problem. One of the sheriffs asked if she was married and if she could see a picture of her husband. The gal says "sure " and shows him a picture of her husband.

The sheriff says, "I sorry, but it looks like your husband's been hit by a truck."

The gal says, " I know, but he has a great personality, and he's good at fixing things too."

Has the following happened to you as well?

You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

Well, read on. This is so sad-

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.

And then the thieves struck again..

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched.

One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.What could they do to Me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee!
Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from
you and Me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX - This is happening to women everywhere every night.


P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed
and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

I thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day -
with a joy filled heart. Always remember to Laugh!!
Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!

P.P.S. Those same thieves just came into my closet and shrank my clothes!

"No man was ever wise by chance."-Seneca

Crazy SquaresObject of the game: Move the red block around without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls.

To start the game - Click and hold the red squa

To begin - Click Here

If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomonal



Sandra said...

with me it's not the kids that wait for me to get comfortable, its the canine kids. if i sit down with the laptop in my lap they immediately want to go out side.
the column picture is pretty and amazing to stare at.

Debbie said...

I survived 0.455 seconds on the square thing.

And I laughed until I had tears at the body parts one. Still chuckling.

Good to be a Queen said...

Friday Fun was awesome!!! Still laughing!

Kim said...

OMG - the same thief has visiting me lately. Bahahahahahaha That was the best!

Changes in the wind said...

How amazing how the Royal wedding and Cinderella matched! Love the dogs and many of the others as well...great post today.

Pat MacKenzie said...

I sooo identify with the organ/body thieves. They've been at work on me for years now.

Loved the crazy blocks game - almost became obsessed with it. My highest score was 11.838.

Susan said...

Hilarious, hilarious, HILARIOUS. You are a kick and a half, Sandie. Where DO you come up with such funnies? The body parts one is a hoot. Have a great day, Girlfriend. You sure can make people laugh. Susan

Betty (picture circa 1951) said...

I remember when that E-mail went around the Internet about the kidneys being switched. Someone has a good sense of humor with all the woman's body parts being switched. That had me chuckling this morning.

Furry Bottoms said...

Goodness, I was startled with the similarity of this recent royal wedding and those animation pictures! Seems that it was foretold!

That corgi :) said...

I saw that photo with the royal wedding comparing it to Cinderella; I was amazed with the similarities!!

thanks for always putting these together, Sandie, I know it takes work but they are always fun and a good way to start the weekend!


Ann said...

OK crazy square or whatever it's called really did drive me crazy. I got up to 11 seconds though.
I recognized the joke from Jerry, I think I sent that one to him. That one cracked me up

EvaMarie Sa said...

Thank you very much for lifting my spirit today, I was laughing so hard while reading about the body parts, I have tears in my eyes...

Um...I only survived 0.405 seconds...

Lovely post

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Isn't that first quote the truth?!

Thanks for your response about my teachers' gifts. We're on a very tight budget, and I'm trying to be creative but I'm worried they would rather have gift cards. I got some beautiful mugs and some gourmet teas, and then I'm going to include a mini honey cake with each and a card that says "Thanks for being my TEA-cher". I hope that they will like them (he has 4 teachers)

Thisisme. said...

Oh my Chatty - that whole post today was just SO funny! Really made me smile. Liked the bit about the boobs!! Where did that little fairy come on your signature. I didn't see her when I went into the web site!!! Have a super weekend and thanks for the laughs dear friend.

BECKY said...

Oh Sandie...Funny, funny stuff! I particularly liked the "ugly" husband story and the "books in the armpits" one! ROTFL

Linda @ A La Carte said...

Oh how true...the get comfortable and the kids interrupt. Well like Sandra said now it's the furkids! Happy Friday Sandie!!

The Boston Lady said...

Would you stop it! I can't laugh and go crazy all at the same time!! After six attempts I made it to 3.75 seconds. I refuse to try again. Well, maybe later. And yes! I have had those very same theives come in during the night, besides my thighs, boobs, and behind, they now seem to be concentrating on my brain cells. Ann

Crystal Mary said...

Oh you make me laugh!!...and I needed it so much.. just getting over a gastic virus and have actually lost some weight.. much needed also...hey, its amazing how that weight piles on and you wake up to find it there..STILLLLLL YOU are beautiful just as you are, every pound... God loves you and so do I..(and many other people also) xxx

Cindy Caudle said...

Ok I made it 10 seconds. I love the jokes. Always makes my day,

Susan J. Reinhardt said...

So THAT's where everything went!

Betsy from Tennessee said...

6.9 was my best score after a few tries... That is HARD--or maybe I am just SLOW... ha

Great post. I laughed and laughed at the last bunch about women's bodies... I SO relate!!!!

Angela said...

Great Friday Funnies Sandie! The column one really got me! That was wild! The dresses from the wedding is crazy too! I wonder what they think about that! lol I know my wedding dress looks nothing like any cartoon character!

Have a Wonderful Weekend!

DaCraftyLady said...

ok I tried and tried I only make it 10 seconds. :( Well that to me is loved the story about women, made me laugh,,,,I am sure someone has come in and taken my arms and thighs???? I have to ask, where oh where do I find out how to get my fancy signatures like yours????Great post...Debb

Tweedles -- that's me said...

i love your little tinkerbelle.
And I love the penguin and baby bird.

FishHawk said...

Nope, that joke is just not as funny the way you have it. (LOL?)

Granny Annie said...

Guess it was a Cinderella Wedding! LOL

Sharon said...

The Disney thing was too funny!

The body parts story was great! Funny - but a little too true for comfort. Do you think the same gang could have snuck into my house and snatched my memory, too?

I liked the picture of the two dogs - one of them was a beagle. I'm guessing in the next shot, he's the one who went after the ball - beagles and those noses of theirs!!