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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, January 06, 2012

Fun Friday with a little help from my friends . . .


Thanks Sharon





IMPORTANT - HEALTH MESSAGE


As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a darn. It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.< 4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise??
I don't think so. I'm retired. Go around me.

A lady says to her doctor "My husband has a bad habit of talking in his sleep, what should I do?"

The doctor replies "Give him a chance to speak when he's awake."

Thanks Kelly

Thanks Joe



Thanks Sharon. These are short and funny - that's all.


Thanks Monica - very funny.
Thought for the day:

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

- William Allen White

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And yes - I am late in answering emails and commenting - sorry - hang in there with me. sandie

48 comments:

Catherine said...

Have a happy weekend Sandie!
xo Catherine

Melanie said...

Funny health message, Sandie. :)
That poor girl falling through the ice...brrrr!!
Have a great weekend!

Kathy ... better known as Nana said...

Thanks for getting my day off to a good start with a laugh (even if I'm a day late in reading this). {{hug}}

Jill said...

Happy Friday! Happy Weekend!

Modern Day Disciple said...

Do you think if you exercised you'd be less "behind". giggle. Couldn't resist! Sorry! You started it with your laughable post! Have a lovely, laugh out loud weekend!

Maple Lane said...

Hope you have a wonderful weekend.

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Your new header is so pretty Chatty :-)

LOL on the med exams at the airport.

Shelly said...

How funny! I really love the quote at the end. Perfect!

Debbie said...

How in the world do they come up with this stuff? This is my last stop in Blog Land before I head out to be productive for a while. What a way to head out with a smile!

I love the tortoise thing. I read it aloud to my daughter.

Oh dear... I'm becoming a blog reader-alouder person.

Sandra said...

hope your week end ROCKS

Cheri said...

Each one of these is good, thanks for making my Friday, Sandie. Have a great weekend.

Daughter of the King said...

Haha - if you can't afford a doctor go to the airport. Love your friday funnies!

Sarah (Nikki) said...

cracked up especially loved those health tips....thanks Sandie for starting my day with a smile.

Walking on Sunshine... said...

Hysterical! I need to share these with my hubby! Thanks for making me laugh this morning! Enjoy your weekend!

SweetMarie said...

Thanks for the giggles!
Have a great weekend Sandie!

TexWisGirl said...

as always, thanks for the laughs!

silverthoughts2 said...

That first video was very aptly named!

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

I just love the one about the husband speaking!

Linda @ A La Carte said...

Love funny Fridays! The videos were a hoot! Hugs, Linda

Wanda's Wings said...

Very funny.

Helen said...

Wonderful!!!!

Just Stuff From a Boomer said...

I always have fun when I come to visit. You have a geat weekend too.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Loved the 3 short "Oh Shit" videos!
Have a great weekend.

Eva Ason said...

Love the oh Shit movies [haha] And the jog strip how hilarious is that?! Not that I would like to run around with something "dingling" so funny!
Have a great weekend my friend!

Eva

Marti said...

Sandie, you are always a bright spot in my day. Maxine should have been a doctor. What great insight. Have a good weekend.

Rae said...

Funny stuff. I agree with the first one whole-heartedly. I'm retired too - I've earned the right to be a little lazy:)

Dragonfly Treasure said...

I'm still laughing!! Thanks I needed theat!
*hugs*deb

DaCraftyLady said...

OMG that is too funny the Oh Sh-- video put me in "stitches" I also liked the health message...great post as usual...Debb

Cheryl @ The Farmer's Daughter said...

OMG, Sandie, I've been laughing until tears ran down my cheeks! I have just got to share the videos with my son, so I'll be snagging those and emailing if you don't mind. He loves to joke around and is quite funny himself, he'll love these! Thanks for sharing.
Have a wonderful weekend!

^..^Corgidogmama said...

OH MAN! What a hoot! Thanks for the first laugh of the day in my world. You're a nut!

Sweet Tea said...

*smiles*
I loved the thought for day!!

Holly said...

Love that jog strap!

gloW said...

Your post gave me a few laughs for the day.... Too funny!!!

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Michaele said...

Oh s**t is right! Great job Chatty.

Gloria said...

Great videos! I'm sure laughing about the jog strap though!

My Journey With Candida said...

I am late visiting blogs today, I hope you had a happy Friday and Wish You A Wonderful Weekend. Enjoy!

Belle said...

Love everything on here. The videos were so funny!

Grandma Bonnie said...

Oh my you did it again. I laughed my self silly. Thank you for the great laughs.

Susan said...

ha ha ha ha ha H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S. Oh man. The jog strap was something else plus the other video. You are a screaming riot, Sandie girl. Susan

Whosyergurl said...

Sandie,
Love the quote and love the picture. I keep saying that I'm ready to get snowed in. Remind me I said that when it happnens! YOU are late with comments? No way! You are always the first to comment. You amaze me sometimes how fast you comment. I'm like "WHAT?...how did she do that so fast?" xo, Cheryl

Marsha @Spots and Wrinkles said...

I chuckled out loud - I'm retired - go around me. :) too funny.

Have a great weekend. ...Marsha

BlueShell said...

Oh...that is so amusing!!!LOL...I'll show these to my husband later!!!

Thank you for reading my poem: it is sad indeed:
It is about birth and dead…a lonely, poor woman gives birth all alone surrounded with misery and hunger, after a day’s work in the farm…During the night she has her baby but she is too weak, fragile…so she dies…
The sound of the church bells spread the news of her death…and people say” She’s in Peace, now…let that be so.”!

Hugs..
BShell

Changes in the wind said...

Love those oh shit videos....I mean what else could you say?

Thisisme. said...

WoW! Look at all those comments, Sandie! Loved the quote right at the end, and the funnies did make me laugh. Hope you have a lovely weekend.

Sandy said...

Fun post - loved it all and especially the jog strap..ha.

I liked the reasons not to exercise too - hey they make sense to me.

Ann said...

Now I don't feel bad about not doing any exercises. I have a perfectly legitimate excuse :)

Sharon said...

This was great fun, Sandie. That poor ice skater! I hope she didn't get hypothermia!

I would love to stay and talk some more, but I'm heading out to buy my hubby a Jog Strap. I'm not sure who's going to enjoy it more - me or him!!

xo

BECKY said...

Hey Sandie, loved the Health Tip from the airport! :D

Sorry I haven't been around much, too. It's okay...we've all been a little busy with something called....The Holidays!!

Love ya!