"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage
Friday, January 06, 2012
Fun Friday with a little help from my friends . . .
IMPORTANT - HEALTH MESSAGE
As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a darn. It's the tortoise life for me! 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat. 3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.< 4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. I'm retired. Go around me.
A lady says to her doctor "My husband has a bad habit of talking in his sleep, what should I do?"
The doctor replies "Give him a chance to speak when he's awake."
Thanks Sharon. These are short and funny - that's all.