"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage
Friday, January 06, 2012
Fun Friday with a little help from my friends . . .
Thanks Sharon
IMPORTANT - HEALTH MESSAGE
As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a darn. It's the tortoise life for me! 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat. 3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.< 4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. I'm retired. Go around me.
A lady says to her doctor "My husband has a bad habit of talking in his sleep, what should I do?"
The doctor replies "Give him a chance to speak when he's awake."
Thanks Kelly
Thanks Joe
Thanks Sharon. These are short and funny - that's all.
Do you think if you exercised you'd be less "behind". giggle. Couldn't resist! Sorry! You started it with your laughable post! Have a lovely, laugh out loud weekend!
How in the world do they come up with this stuff? This is my last stop in Blog Land before I head out to be productive for a while. What a way to head out with a smile!
I love the tortoise thing. I read it aloud to my daughter.
Oh dear... I'm becoming a blog reader-alouder person.
Love the oh Shit movies [haha] And the jog strip how hilarious is that?! Not that I would like to run around with something "dingling" so funny! Have a great weekend my friend!
OMG, Sandie, I've been laughing until tears ran down my cheeks! I have just got to share the videos with my son, so I'll be snagging those and emailing if you don't mind. He loves to joke around and is quite funny himself, he'll love these! Thanks for sharing. Have a wonderful weekend!
Your post gave me a few laughs for the day.... Too funny!!!
I wanted to share with you an award that was given to me by Rhonda. I was instructed to give it to seven others, and you are one of them that I wanted to express my appreciation. Head out to my blog and receive your award: http://sunnyglo.blogspot.com gloW ಌღ
Sandie, Love the quote and love the picture. I keep saying that I'm ready to get snowed in. Remind me I said that when it happnens! YOU are late with comments? No way! You are always the first to comment. You amaze me sometimes how fast you comment. I'm like "WHAT?...how did she do that so fast?" xo, Cheryl
Oh...that is so amusing!!!LOL...I'll show these to my husband later!!!
Thank you for reading my poem: it is sad indeed: It is about birth and dead…a lonely, poor woman gives birth all alone surrounded with misery and hunger, after a day’s work in the farm…During the night she has her baby but she is too weak, fragile…so she dies… The sound of the church bells spread the news of her death…and people say” She’s in Peace, now…let that be so.”!
Thanks Sharon
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Have a happy weekend Sandie!
xo Catherine
Funny health message, Sandie. :)
That poor girl falling through the ice...brrrr!!
Have a great weekend!
Thanks for getting my day off to a good start with a laugh (even if I'm a day late in reading this). {{hug}}
Happy Friday! Happy Weekend!
Do you think if you exercised you'd be less "behind". giggle. Couldn't resist! Sorry! You started it with your laughable post! Have a lovely, laugh out loud weekend!
Hope you have a wonderful weekend.
Your new header is so pretty Chatty :-)
LOL on the med exams at the airport.
How funny! I really love the quote at the end. Perfect!
How in the world do they come up with this stuff? This is my last stop in Blog Land before I head out to be productive for a while. What a way to head out with a smile!
I love the tortoise thing. I read it aloud to my daughter.
Oh dear... I'm becoming a blog reader-alouder person.
hope your week end ROCKS
Each one of these is good, thanks for making my Friday, Sandie. Have a great weekend.
Haha - if you can't afford a doctor go to the airport. Love your friday funnies!
cracked up especially loved those health tips....thanks Sandie for starting my day with a smile.
Hysterical! I need to share these with my hubby! Thanks for making me laugh this morning! Enjoy your weekend!
Thanks for the giggles!
Have a great weekend Sandie!
as always, thanks for the laughs!
That first video was very aptly named!
I just love the one about the husband speaking!
Love funny Fridays! The videos were a hoot! Hugs, Linda
Wonderful!!!!
I always have fun when I come to visit. You have a geat weekend too.
Loved the 3 short "Oh Shit" videos!
Have a great weekend.
Love the oh Shit movies [haha] And the jog strip how hilarious is that?! Not that I would like to run around with something "dingling" so funny!
Have a great weekend my friend!
Eva
Sandie, you are always a bright spot in my day. Maxine should have been a doctor. What great insight. Have a good weekend.
Funny stuff. I agree with the first one whole-heartedly. I'm retired too - I've earned the right to be a little lazy:)
I'm still laughing!! Thanks I needed theat!
*hugs*deb
OMG that is too funny the Oh Sh-- video put me in "stitches" I also liked the health message...great post as usual...Debb
OMG, Sandie, I've been laughing until tears ran down my cheeks! I have just got to share the videos with my son, so I'll be snagging those and emailing if you don't mind. He loves to joke around and is quite funny himself, he'll love these! Thanks for sharing.
Have a wonderful weekend!
OH MAN! What a hoot! Thanks for the first laugh of the day in my world. You're a nut!
*smiles*
I loved the thought for day!!
Love that jog strap!
Your post gave me a few laughs for the day.... Too funny!!!
I wanted to share with you an award that was given to me by Rhonda. I was instructed to give it to seven others, and you are one of them that I wanted to express my appreciation.
Head out to my blog and receive your award: http://sunnyglo.blogspot.com
gloW ಌღ
Oh s**t is right! Great job Chatty.
Great videos! I'm sure laughing about the jog strap though!
I am late visiting blogs today, I hope you had a happy Friday and Wish You A Wonderful Weekend. Enjoy!
Love everything on here. The videos were so funny!
Oh my you did it again. I laughed my self silly. Thank you for the great laughs.
ha ha ha ha ha H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S. Oh man. The jog strap was something else plus the other video. You are a screaming riot, Sandie girl. Susan
Sandie,
Love the quote and love the picture. I keep saying that I'm ready to get snowed in. Remind me I said that when it happnens! YOU are late with comments? No way! You are always the first to comment. You amaze me sometimes how fast you comment. I'm like "WHAT?...how did she do that so fast?" xo, Cheryl
I chuckled out loud - I'm retired - go around me. :) too funny.
Have a great weekend. ...Marsha
Oh...that is so amusing!!!LOL...I'll show these to my husband later!!!
Thank you for reading my poem: it is sad indeed:
It is about birth and dead…a lonely, poor woman gives birth all alone surrounded with misery and hunger, after a day’s work in the farm…During the night she has her baby but she is too weak, fragile…so she dies…
The sound of the church bells spread the news of her death…and people say” She’s in Peace, now…let that be so.”!
Hugs..
BShell
Love those oh shit videos....I mean what else could you say?
WoW! Look at all those comments, Sandie! Loved the quote right at the end, and the funnies did make me laugh. Hope you have a lovely weekend.
Fun post - loved it all and especially the jog strap..ha.
I liked the reasons not to exercise too - hey they make sense to me.
Now I don't feel bad about not doing any exercises. I have a perfectly legitimate excuse :)
This was great fun, Sandie. That poor ice skater! I hope she didn't get hypothermia!
I would love to stay and talk some more, but I'm heading out to buy my hubby a Jog Strap. I'm not sure who's going to enjoy it more - me or him!!
xo
Hey Sandie, loved the Health Tip from the airport! :D
Sorry I haven't been around much, too. It's okay...we've all been a little busy with something called....The Holidays!!
Love ya!
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