Jerry As the Cracker Crumbles.
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally....
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang
Angela at West Virginia Treasures.
Look at the spinning woman and if she is turning right your right side of your brain is working. If she is turning left your left side of your brain is working ....
If she turns both ways for you then you have a 160 or better IQ (And I do not know if this is true - the reason I believe it is true - she turns both ways for me - lol - seriously!)
Now something I am grateful for - I won a blog giveaway - over at Anne at Annesphamily - she and I have been friends for a long time. Any way the box was filled with goodies.
A coffee mug
A silver tray - she put five lovely women having fun on it.
Pot Holder - oven mitt - Kitchen towel - all matching. Desert sticks with chocolate and hazelnuts.
And kitchen magnets.
THANK YOU ANNE - loved everything!
THANK YOU ANNE - loved everything!
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
"Focus on remedies, not faults." ~ Jack Nicklaus
If I could ask some prayers for my grandson and us - I pray he gets into this next Christian school called Fellowship - if you said a quick little prayer I'd appreciate it - of course - if God says no - prayers for understanding. Thanks.
40 comments:
These were too funny! And, on a more serious note, I am praying for your grandson to get into the right school.
i am glad the frog bit him, he deserved it and wish i could have seen that mouse.
If the dancer is standing still, would that mean I had a brain freeze?
Enjoyed the smiles. Your grandson is on my list as well as you for the patience to wait on God's timing.
If I watched her long enough she spun both ways, but I think it is in your perception of how you see her spinning. Anyway, 5 minutes spent watching a woman's silouhette spinning...I can't be very smart.
I think the frog has an IQ of 160, he knew enough to bite the hand that feeds him fake ants...
Thoughts and prayers for GS and the school. Have a RELAXING weekend.
Ann
Oh, the silhouette def turned both ways for me -- yeah!
You are so funny. Love your posts. Wishing you a relaxing weekend. :)
Congrats on the gifts...what a nice surprise. I love these funnies today...made me laugh.
Congrats on the giveaway - cute stuff!
I had to laugh over your mergeisms :-)
Fun post. I laughed at the Company name mergers - cute and clever. Congrats on the being the blog giveaway winner.
The frog biting that guy is hilarious! Funny post Sandie!
I sure hope your Grandson gets in the Christian school. It's made a big difference in my son's school days. :)
Have a Great weekend Sandie!! That little kitten is too cute!!
Great post and a prayer has been said....
Hello Dear Sandie...
Got a kick out of both videos. Hilarious.
The dancing girl went in both directions for me, too. All I kept thinking is how I wish I had her figure. ha ha ha ha ha
And Sandie, I'm praying that God's will be done for you and GS. That way, the BEST will happen.
Take care and have a wonderful Friday. Susan
the frog was great. yes, prayers for your grandson. it will work out as it is meant to.
Always fun on Fridays! Love your gifts from Anne! You know I have GS in my prayers always and some special one's for school. Love you! Linda
Ok! The frog was my belly-laugh of the day!! Too funny!! The other stuff was great too. Congrats on your very cool winnings!
Have a super blessed weekend (and praying that the Lord will work in a mighty way regarding your grandson's school and that His will would be done)!!
Hi Sandie,
Very cute post! The silhouette turns both ways. :-)
Beautiful gifts you won!
You know I'm praying for your sweet grandson. He is one smart boy!
xo,
Dee
I've always enjoyed the spinning girl. She turns both ways for me --but I do NOT have a high IQ.... ha
Love Angela's list: Fed Ex merges with UPS --and it's called FED UP..... Love it...
Have a great weekend.
Hugs,
Betsy
The spinning woman was going both ways for me, too, but I have no idea what my IQ is. :) Fun post.
These were funny! I said a prayer for your grandson! Hope you have a nice weekend!
Loved these funnies to end the week with! Prayers certainly being said for your grandson, in the hope that he will get into the Christian school. I do believe in the power of prayer. Keep us posted!! Hugs.
Until your last post, I didn`t know it was hard to get into a church school. I think more should be started if that is the case. I am definitely praying and hoping.
Love the frog, I don`t blame him for becoming frustrated. That game can`t taste too good!
Fun and interesting things. It can't be true about the 160 because I saw her moving both ways!
Love the items you won. Have a wonderful weekend.
The kitten's cute and I LOVE the thought for the day! Happy Weekend Sandie:@)
That frog was amazing...LOLOL
The girl...is turning right....and left... sometimes...
That cat is cute...
I'm still laughing!
Bshell
Still praying for the next school!
*hugs*deb
the secretary video cracked me up, I love it.
The girl turned both ways for me too so I guess we are both pretty darn smart...lol
I just bought oven mitts with that exact same print. Congrats on the win, you got a great package
Thanks for the smiles.
I'll be praying for your grandson.
Blessings to you this weekend.
I am praying for the GS! I request prayer for Nick too so that all is well to get into the Kansas Wesleyan college. A good school is a tremendous boast of confidence for young people today.
I am glad you liked your giveaway win! It was a long time coming to you!
Enjoy the weekend!
Hugs Anne
enjoyed the list of mergers....especially. FedUp.
Thanks for the laughs--I can always find one on your blog! The turning girl is so interesting--I just find it amazing that she reverses at any old time. Have a great weekend. Mickie :)
Thank you for another very honorable mention!
The silhouette turned right, right, right. I tried to picture it turning left and could not. Can't believe it would turn any other way.
These are all great. I love your Fun Fridays. My gal is turning right, which is absolutely no surprise for me. There's never been a lot of action on the left side of this random brain.
And I hadn't forgotten your grandson and the school. I was hoping there was an update. Will keep on praying and believing that God has something perfect planned.
you did it again Chatty...you made me smile with your fun blog. And praying for Andy.....when will you know? Have a great weekend. Hope it's lots of fun.
your post are always worth the read!
what a delightful post! i really enjoyed it! and thanks for putting a smile on my face, sandie!
beautiful gifts you won!!
xo
I'm watching the spinning women and she is spinning both ways and I'm thinking just goes to show how different I am I can't even make her spin one way. Glad to know I'm not the only one. I have been praying for the right place for your grandson and also for peace and knowledge for you that he has a plan he will reveal in his own time. Have faith all will be well.
Prayers that your grandson gets accepted into a good christian school, and hopefully the one y'all have chosen for him.
I'm praying for your GS ^_^ that he will be accepted!
I've given up long time ago to be normal [lol]. I like that frog movie - ouchie though go get bitten [hehe].
Congratulations to the give away ^_^
Big hugs
Eva
I TOTALLY jumped at the frog video! Scared me to death!
The spinning woman was quite interesting. I saw her spinning right at first - and was finally able to make her turn left for awhile.
I guess that means that I'm in my right mind most of the time. (Or an IQ of 159...)
Prayers for school coming your way.
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