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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, March 23, 2012

Fun Friday - with a little help from my friends!!!






Want to adopt a dog? (Linda B.)



My daughter and I were out and about - had my camera - this is a girl car with a great attitude. See the eye lashes?


A woman was leaving a 7-11 store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a Pit Bull dog on a leash. Behind her were at least 200 women, walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well who's in the second hearse?"

"His mistress. She tried to help my husband, then, the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

She replied, "Get in line
."
Thank you Linda B.

The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go. Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again. Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good. Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again! So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance. "Nuts and Butts" - no way. "Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good. "Loons and Moons" - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends". Everyone loved it.

Thank you Sharon N.
Kind of funny - as I am having a colonoscopy today!



A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

'Mommy, the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.

'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. Why?'

'Because you got an F in sex.'


Thanks Jerry and Ann


Subject: Neat Puzzle...
http://www.brl.ntt.co.jp/people/hara/fly.swf
Sharon N.
WHEN THE GUY ON THE SCREEN STOPS RUNNING, PLACE YOUR CURSOR ABOUT 1/2 INCH ABOVE HIS HEAD....... WEIRD....

http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html



Thank you Ann.

THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

“Happiness is a how, not a what; a talent, not an object. ”

Hermann Hesse



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48 comments:

Modern Day Disciple said...

Thanks for a laugh out loud morning...one after the other!

Catherine said...

Haha ~ oh that top photo is too funny! Not so funny for the dad I suspect. LOL!

Happy Weekend!
xo Catherine

Shelly said...

So funny, and the pics are a hoot!

jack69 said...

Thanks for the laughs!!!
Hope all goes well to day. Thinking of you.
Sherry & jack
Down South

Jeanie said...

Lots of good funnies today. Good luck to you today.

Granny Annie said...

You sure know how to make a Friday fun:)

Cheri said...

Good ones today, Sandie, I don't know which ones made me laugh more.

Remington said...

Thanks for the smiles! Really....I can't stop laughing!

Sally said...

Thinking of you this morning, Sandie. I know you'll be glad to have that colonoscopy over with.

Thanks for the laughs too. :)

Nancy Claeys said...

Loved them all! Thanks for the smile this morning, Sandie. :)

Michaele said...

These were so good!! Still praying hard for you : )

SweetMarie said...

Thanks for all the giggles Sandie! Hope all goes well with your appt.. Have a wonderful weekend!

Jill said...

Great Friday laughs! I needed the laughs today...thank you!

Susan said...

Hi Sandie. Hilarious. Hope your visit with Dr. Ends went well. hee hee You are a riot. Susan

Melissa Ann Goodwin said...

LOVE the eyelashes on the headlights!

Pondside said...

The Little Toy car needs eyelashes!
Thanks for the laugh - and good luck with that test!

From the Kitchen said...

Thanks for some end-of-the week laughs!!

Have a great weekend.

Best,
Bonnie

TexWisGirl said...

hope your exam goes well...

Sandra said...

way cool eye lashes on that car... the things people think up...

Linda @ A La Carte said...

Lots of good funnies today...love the kid on the Dad's shoulders! Hugs, Linda

Inger said...

I needed a laugh this morning, thank you for so many.

andy said...

There everyone laugh for today! ! Have a great weekend

Rae said...

LOL. Loved them. Those photos are great. Can't imagine how someone got the dog to pose like that.

Anna Smith said...

Haha that poor Dad! :)

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Funny stuff! Love the lashes on the car and the pee back shot!!!
Have a super fun weekend dear friend. Hugs, Debby

Blondee said...

Have as great Friday, my friend!
A little shout out to you at my 'house'.
http://blondeesdiary.blogspot.com/2012/03/chatty-gal-and-gift.html

dr momi said...

One right after the other today!! Odds and Ends....LOL! ....hope the colonoscopy -- all good.

Eva Ason said...

Cute car with the eye lashes...and what a lazy dog - too funny =) Thank you for the laughs!

Big hugs
Eva

Arkansas Patti said...

Now that is what I call an entertaining post. Thanks for the giggles.

Coloring Outside the Lines said...

Thanks for the giggles- I needed it today!

DaCraftyLady Debb said...

thanks for a big laugh and I do so love those eye lashes.. :)

Thisisme. said...

Such funny ones for us today, Sandie. Loved the photo of the car with the eyelashes and the dog to be adopted! LOL!!. Do hope that all went well with your procedure today my friend. You will be glad to have got that out of the way!

Clint said...

You made me laugh. Thank you. Oh, and BTW---I'd like to hang out with that drinkin' dog.

laurie said...

thinking of you today, hope you are happy and contented and that you are all over your medical procedure, have a lovely supper tonight, enjoyed your post today.

Sarah (Nikki) said...

Always love your hooked. My face is the funeral. I already told it to my sister who cracked up. Thanks chatty for always making me smile

Debbie said...

I am literally laughing out loud right now!! These were so funny. I thought I love the funeral one best but then they just got better and better.

(But now... my driver's license weight has no bearing in reality. They just put a number because "flexible" wouldn't fit in the space.

Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybe said...

You had me with the dog picture.
Very funny stuff.

Ann said...

oh that poor dad in the first picture...lol
Loved the story about the 2 doctors.
Have a great weekend

Ann said...

oh that poor dad in the first picture...lol
Loved the story about the 2 doctors.
Have a great weekend

Cranberry Morning said...

You definitely gave us all a good laugh! And I love that dog picture. lol

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

Thanks for the chuckles, have a great weekend:@)

Angela said...

My niece wants those eye lashes for her old VW Beetle. We almost bought them for her for Christmas! lol

Grandma Bonnie said...

Thank you for the wonderful laughs tonight. I really enjoyed. I shared all the jokes with my kids tonight they needed a lift.

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

Thank you for another very honorable mention!

Lynn said...

Funny stuff. :)

Jane said...

Love the guy running! For a moment there, I didn't think I was going to get my cursor back!

J

Sharon said...

Such good laughs - as always. Hope your "procedure" went well today!

How about this? Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Treating you from Stem to Stern

xo

TARYTERRE said...

Had to chuckle when you posted your comment to me on Scooter Lady Rides Again about the eyelashes. I thought the orange VW I snapped with them was unique. Must be a kit you can buy???? They're cute, nonetheless. take care.