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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, January 18, 2013

Fun Friday with some help from my friends.









 
 Time to stop playing with the computer.
It's Coffee time !!!!!!

Click on the cup.... 

                                                       



Absolutely Priceless!

A first-grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, six-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1.
Don't change horses
until they stop running.
2.
Strike while the
bug is close.
3.
It's always darkest before
Daylight Saving Time.
4.
Never underestimate the power of
termites.
5.
You can lead a horse to water but
how?
6.
Don't bite the hand that
looks dirty.
7.
No news is
impossible.
8.
A miss is as good as a
Mr.
9.
You can't teach an old dog new
math.
10.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll
stink in the morning.
11.
Love all, trust
me.
12.
The pen is mightier than the
pigs.
13.
An idle mind is
The best way to relax.
14.
Where there's smoke there's
pollution.
15.
Happy the bride who
gets all the presents.
16.
A penny saved is
not much.
17.
Two's company, three's
the Musketeers.
18.
Don't put off till tomorrow what
you put on to go to bed.
19.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
you have to blow your nose.
20.
There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.
21.
Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded.
22.
If at first you don't succeed
get new batteries.
23.
You get out of something only what you
see in the picture on the box.
24.
When the blind lead the blind
get out of the way.
25.
A bird in the hand
is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26.
Better late than
pregnant.



Any one like these shoes?








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Thank you Sharon, Debbie@Just Breathe, and Jerry at As the Cracker Head Crumbles.

56 comments:

Denise said...

Cathy I should make it a point to visit you at least once a week.Your blog is like the frosting on top of the cake.You make Me laugh and what better medicine is there, as the old sayings go.Thank you Cathy

Pondside said...

That first one is going to make the rounds!

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Ha, I like if you lie down with dogs you'll stink in the morning.

Sandra said...

i could finish every single one of those old quotes except for one about happy is the bride,

Sweet Posy Dreams said...

Cry and you have to blow your nose -- how true.

thisisme said...

What great endings to those Proverbs by the children!! I guess they just don't learn Proverbs any more, unlike when we were young. I used to know loads of them. There is always brightness to be found here on your Blog my friend.;

Gloria Hood said...

So that's why machine coffee is always nasty! lol Love what the children wrote!!!

That corgi :) said...

LOL with the coffee machine. I was hoping for a good cup of cappucino :)

I love those sayings from the young kids; some were so priceless!!

and those Christmas shoes, too funny!!

thanks for starting my morning off with a laugh!

betty

From Tracie said...

Don't change horses until they stop running. Sounds like good advice to me!

Shelly said...

Great Friday pick-me-ups! Loved the one by the kids~

Jeanie said...

I love the way kids tell it like it is....or at least are very honest about how they see it.

Alexis AKA MOM said...

LOL please suck out the fat ... lol!

Love them all! Thanks for following I'm following back :)

I'm mostly known as 'MA' said...

I know I should sing more. I love that list of benefits!
Hope your Friday is a fantastic one!

Blondee said...

Hilarious coffee machine!!

Ms. A said...

Obviously the person that said there are health benefits to singing, has never heard me sing!

Bev said...

Fun!! You do such a great job!!

Linda @ A La Carte said...

The quotes were a hoot! You know I love Friday's!! Stay warm! Hugs, Linda

Nonnie said...

Thanks for the smiles. Where do these kids come up with this stuff? Too much TV?

And I love to sing. I couldn't get the coffee cup to work. :-(

Theresa said...

Love that list:) SOOOOO cute! Have a blessed day, HUGS!

TexWisGirl said...

loved the kids' adages. :)

Beth @ E. lizard Breath Speaks said...

i'm seriously trying to pick a favorite one - but i just can't. today was good!!

you know they sell elephant & some other type of dung made into coffee ... i can not imagine even trying to drink that after hearing what is in it??! gross. yuck. ( :

Renae at simple sequins said...

Awh Sandie, THANK YOU FOR THE GREAT LAUGHTER from those 1st graders. I was laughing so hard my husband came in and we read them together laughing more and more.

Sharon said...

Fridays just aren't the same without my Chatty Chuckle.

Thanks for always giving me a reason to smile!

Laurie said...

your blog is the icing on the cake and the cherry on top! thankyou sweet lady!!!Always a smile maker!!!

barbara woods said...

have you got your machine yet? i had a brother for 30 years and it was good but you never know what you get when they make them in other countrys

Sr. Ann Marie Slavin said...

Love these fun things--and sorry I didn't get my cup of hot chocolate!

Beth said...

I loved that cup of coffee thing. lol

peggy said...

That was so much fun!!!! You are a hoot!!!

Renae at simple sequins said...

seriously, I look tall? hmmmm. It is the sexy heels. trust me.

Jim said...

Liked your Friday stuff, Sandie. The six-year-olds were precious. One told about daylight savings time in a new way, that was my favorit. The coffee machine worked good too except that my cup was still empty.

Have a nice weekend,
..

Cindy Mcgough said...

Love what the kiddos had to say!!

Wanda's Wings said...

Funny.

Jill said...

Oh girl! You know I love that first one!

Stinker! You got me on the coffee one!

jack69 said...

What a fun read today. I ain't drinking NONE of that coffee! Loved the list and the rest of the blog, it is always fun, Thanks.

LOve and (((HUGS)))
Sherry & Jack

Betty Manousos said...

haha! i am so glad when this showed up i was not drinking anything because the result would have been...splattering!

the first one is so hilarious!

happy weekend~

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

I'm all over that first one at work-I should be Twiggy by now! Happy Weekend:@)

Marsha @Spots and Wrinkles said...

Another great LOL post!Hats off to you, Chatty, except that it is too darned cold to take my hat off, even for you, my friend.
Hugs and thanks for the chuckles - Marsha

Susan said...

That was funny, Sandie. The monkey inside the coffee machine cracked me up. You sure find some doozies. Susan

Ann said...

You have some really good ones today, that first one was hysterical.
I think the kids did a good job of finishing some of those sayings :)
The shoes? Might be kind of fun but I would kill myself wearing them....lol

Renae at simple sequins said...

hahahaha, Nope my dear. My daughters are 5'9" so next time I should take a pic with them standing next to me. Ya see, I look up to my daughters [literally].

Daisy said...

Remind me to not ever go out for coffee with you! haha! Cute post as always, Sandie. Thanks for the smiles. Have a great weekend! :-)

Dolores said...

I soooooo agree with Denise who said that you blog was like frosting on top of the cake. It is!!!
You're the best!!!

Dee said...

Friends, you out did your self with funniness this Friday. Thanks for the coffee LOL. The kids answers are amazing....have a happy weekend. Dee

Paula said...

Your blog entries are always great but this one outdid it's self. I especially liked the monkey cartoon and the coffee machine. Thank you for the fun.

Maggie Ann said...

Those 26 proverbs are a delight. Children are so much fun! I enjoyed your post..you are a great smile-maker.

Sweet Tea said...

"An idle mind - is the way to relax" - I got that one covered! Happy New Year, Sandie!

Betsy Adams said...

HI Sandie, So that's why I always loved to sing.....

That coffee??? Machine one is PRICELESS... Too cute... Yuk!

Loved the 6 yr old answers to those quotes.... Smart kids!!!

Happy Weekend...
Hugs,
Betsy

Susannah said...

Hey Miss Chatty......BETTER THAN EVER!

Susannah

Granny Annie said...

Has Daffy Duck ever been wrong?

Tanna at The Brick Street Bungalow said...

Okay, I'm worried if a first grader gave pregnant as the last one!! These are hilarious though!! blessings ~ tanna

Knitty said...

Once again, I can't pick a favorite from your Friday funnies. I am off to share them with some friends now.

Thanks!

Mary said...

Great wisdom. Thanks for your cheerful sharing.

EM Illustrator said...

Hahaha! The coffee was funny :) Thanks for the laughs again :D

Mevely317 said...

That coffee exercise is priceless! ... Here, my taste buds were all set to enjoy a nice cappuccino! (Now, not so much!)

Have to show the benefits of singing to my hubby. He can't understand why I always feel compelled to join in singing the commercial jingles on TV or radio!

Debbie said...

I should have made an effort to get to a computer sooner, at least on Friday. Your fun friday posts are my very favorites.

I love the last part about singing. I have found that to be true by my own experimentation.

And I loved the new endings to the popular quotes. I think my favorite was the "you can lead a horse to water" one.

Grandma Bonnie said...

I sure do like that first cartoon. It made my day and those first graders sure are older than we think.