An ITALIAN and an Irishman entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the Irishman stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, the Irishman said to the ITALIAN, "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that."
ITALIAN replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."
So they went to the counter and the ITALIAN said to the shopkeeper , "Do you want to see magic?"
The shopkeeper replied , "Yes."
The ITALIAN said , "Give me one chocolate bar."
The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.
The ITALIAN asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"
The ITALIAN replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."
You just CAN'T beat an ITALIAN........... Thanks Kelly