Don't mess with old people:
I am a sick old man.
I was sick and in the hospital.
There was one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
'And how are we doing this morning',
Or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry ?'
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.
Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went !
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.
'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'
The nurse fainted..........
I just smiled.
I TOLD YOU - DON'T MESS WITH 'OLD' PEOPLE . . .
At least mine does.
I love my nutty friends.
This'll drive you crazy – trying to follow the different legs. Enjoy!
Black and White Tights Dance –Click on the link below…
A group of young girls in black and white tights perform a trippy dance to the popular tune of German folk-rock polka band Hiss . Thank you Fran.
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty good at it!