Don't mess with old people:
I am a sick old man.
I was sick and in the hospital.
There was one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
'And how are we doing this morning',
Or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry ?'
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.
Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went !
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.
'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'
The nurse fainted..........
I just smiled.
I TOLD YOU - DON'T MESS WITH 'OLD' PEOPLE . . .
At least mine does.
I love my nutty friends.
This'll drive you crazy – trying to follow the different legs. Enjoy!
Black and White Tights Dance –Click on the link below…
A group of young girls in black and white tights perform a trippy dance to the popular tune of German folk-rock polka band Hiss . Thank you Fran.
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty good at it!
  LOVE, CHATTY
 We were so dumb when we were little. THE LIFT:  |
72 comments:
I really loved the Don't Mess with Old People...I'll have to remember that. Ha ha
Have a great weekend.
love the new seatbelt and will be showing that to bob when he gets home and also show him the black and white dancers, that is amazing and fun to watch.
The spray tanning one is hilarious, as are they all! Happy Friday to you~
You hit the nail on the head today. Great post and I can relate to most all of it. You made this senior's day.
I'm not really into toilet humour but that video tracked me up!! Thanks for all the laughs!
Love fun Friday ! Thanks for putting a Smile on our face every Friday !
The spray tan is too funny! My days and nights are backwards as well.:)
Happy Friday! Thanks for the giggles!
hugs,
Marie
i love the tanning funny. too hilarious!! love it!! remind me of a silly visual from my childhood. ha. ha!! enough said. ha. ha!!!!!! ( :
If we don't have a good week-end it isn't because you didn't start us off right:)
I'm going to get thrown out of this hotel for making so much noise in the morning! Between laughing out loud and the music from the Black and White tights I'm sure I've wakened the entire floor!
Thanks for the Friday laughs!
Oh yes how I wish I could cash in on all those naps I didn't want to take when I was younger.
Thanks for making my day. Great cartoons, I especially love the one of the 2 women having a spray tan - in fact if you don't mind I think I'll share it on my FB page.
Sandie!!
O.K. between Maxine-and the spray tan I am a laughing mess!!
Happy Friday!!
Love,
jemma
LOL... Loved the Laugh, cough, sneeze and pee one. Thank goodness I don't do that any longer but at one point... I did.
LOL @ the spray tan! Reba's quote is perfect. Thanks for my Friday laughs. Have a good one!
I loved the apple juice and the tiny bubbles the very best. Bwahahahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day. ☺
i love me a good nap!
Always fun on Fridays! I love my naps for sure!
hugs,
linda
Funny indeed.
Hahahahaahhahahhahahhahahahha and more hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I don't even feel like cleaning the kitchen. Your post is a HOOT today.
hahahahahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Susan
Sandie...I laughed from the beginning of your Friday Fun post all through until the end.
Happy WEEK end to you!!!!!!
Hahaha. I can identify with some of these! - and no, it's not the fartin' bubbles one. :-)
Happy weekend, Sandie. :-)
Loved and needed them All!Hahaaaa
Happy weekend friend!
hughugs
Oh how I love your Friday posts, Sandie... Awesome!!!!
I sent the seatbelt one to George --and he laughed outloud LOUDLY.... ha ha
I had seen the white/black tights one --and the one about the old man drinking the 'urine'... ha ha
Have a great weekend.
Hugs,
Betsy
Always, always a joy to visit here on Fridays!
Loved the apple juice...the seat belt rule...and the two pictures about waking tired, and taking naps!
But, my favorite was the quote from Reba McIntire. So right on!
GOD BLESS!
OHHH the black and white tights drive me up a wall tryig to watche and know what is going on.
Loved the read. Always a fun time coming by Chatty's.
((HUGS)) (I think we have SPRING!)
I didn't click on the fartin' baby video (yet)....but I will.
LOVE this blog!!!!
You bring smiles to me, my friend...
Love,
J.
Loved the old man! I am gonna go now and try to reclaim some of those childhood naps. Zzzzzzzzzzzz
hahaha ...i saw a floater!
that video cracked me up!
thank you for the laughs.
happy weekend~
Oh Sandie, you are a hoot!
Too funny!! Have a great weekend!
I am an excellent multi-tasker. lol
I love the video of the girls in black and white. That is so cool.
I plan to catch up on all those missed childhood naps, as soon as possible!
I know I can always count on you to make me laugh out loud and smile. Happy Friday to you Sandie.
I worried about those girls in black and white tights. How in the world did they every manage to keep that straight? Pretty good.
My spouse thinks I need one of those seat-belts and I think he needs one:)
Happy Friday Sandie!
The farting bubbles was bloody funny, love the seat belt I could do with one of them for hubby at times............lol
Messing with old people is just not on they have plenty of time to think up things to mess with the mind of the younger generation
My day starts backwards too. I would much rather stay up late and sleep in, but I have cats and they like to be fed at daybreak. They will not wait!
Fun post as always...Have a great weekend!
Wake up tired, go to bed wide awake. How did you get to know so much about me?
Blessings and Bear hugs!
Bears Noting
I second that about the naps! Loved the spray tan one too. Funny stuff! Have a wonderful weekend!
I second that about the naps! Loved the spray tan one too. Funny stuff! Have a wonderful weekend!
You were a busy lady with all of this. LOL
Love that line dance with the black and white legs. What a hoot!
XO,
Sheila
The spray tan is hilarious! These all gave me a smile, but also feeling a little bit of a twinge due to a quickly approaching birthday that I still find hard to believe.
Love the sun tanning booth!
Have a fun weekend.
Debby
Well I will try again, as always you make me smile then laugh out loud.
Merle.....
I like the nap one and Reba's quote best! Happy weekend!
xo Catherine
How delightful. Your blog makes me smile. Thank you for sharing so much fun.
Have a great weekend. Hugs, Lura
Here I am to say hi,,, and happy weekend!
love
tweedles
I like the one about childhood naps. My youngest daughter was so hard to get down for a nap and now she is like me, she can take one anytime.
the spray tanning one is great, great ones today (eumm yesterday since I'm reading this on Saturday) Life would be very boring without some good laughs - thanks for sharing these. Enjoy your weekend! hugs x
Dear Sandie,
I just love your friday posts.
once again, i am laughing my head off.
My ex hubby was in hospital a few times.. and when i visited, he used to say to me.. gosh the nurses are patronizing ...we this and we that.. one day he told one of them to...... off.. I have a name he replied.
Great post ... thanks for sharing all with
wishing you a happy blessed weekend.
val xx
Loved them all! I think my favorite is the old guy in the hospital, but that spray tan one is a strong contender.
Signed,
Debbie the Multitasker
Love the apple juice trick! "We" laughed at that one. Love Reba! Ann
That was a great old people story!! have to save that one LOL Thanks for the smiles today!!
Diana
Totally sharing the link! That's good stuff. :)
Thanks for the smiles and giggles once again.
Awesome laughs today. I love the apple juice one.
Hello ...... I'm popping over from Merle's Blog...../ LOVE your funnies..... I had a good laugh...Thanks...
Barb xx
Yes I loved how that man drank his apple juice from the urinal...
Soooo Funny, all of it!! xx
I love the rollover plan...now there's an idea.
Happy weekend Sandie!
Thanks for the Sunday morning giggle:) Tiny bubbles was too cute, I think I will be singing that all day! Have a blessed day sweet Sandie, HUGS!
A perfect Silly Sunday post. Thanks for joining in.
Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺
Loved them especially the seatbelt one LMAO
Have a fantabulosa week ahead :-)
LOL Don't mess with old people sounds like something my dad would do... Thanks for all the laughs :D
The spray tan one gets my vote. :)
I'm just catching up on all I missed by being away all weekend! Lots of chuckles here! Thanks for the laughs - especially the spray tan cartoon! LOL
Dear Sandie,
These were lots of fun.
That black and white dance was confusing. I can't figure it out at all!
I hope that you had a good weekend.
Blessings dearest. Catherine xo
LOL!! You make me smile. :) Following you now from Smile with Us Mondays! :) Would you be willing to join in on this project with us? Check it out... http://modernhippiemomma.blogspot.com/2013/04/may-is-for-all-women-project-post-1.html
<3 Amanda*
And a perfect Smile with us on Mondays blog hop post too.
Have a terrific day. ☺
I love the Don't Mess with Old People. lol
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