My Space by Brad Paisley
This is so funny and I bet so much of it is true!
I work down at the pizza pit
and I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3" and overweight
I'm a Sci-fi fanatic
mild asthmatic
never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole other me
that you need to see
Go check out My space
Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5" and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
and I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day
I can have a three way-chat
with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
I get home, I kiss my mom
and she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
and fire up the Mac
In real life, the only time
I've ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance
with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.
Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Klein,
I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
and I got a set of six pack abs
that'll blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day
I can have a three way-chat
with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
When you got my kinda stats,
it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow a third
and I lose a bunch of weight
every time I log in online
I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6'5"
and I look damn good
Even on a slow day,
I can have a three way chat
with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Are we who we say we are or not?
Love,
Chatty
1 comment:
Yeah! I'm cooler online too!
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