Chatty Crone

Printing Problems? Maybe I have your answer . . .

Husband Problems, I may have an answer for that too! (This is a joke!)

The Chain Letter We've Been Waiting For, by Nora Ephron

Dear Friends,

This letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to tired and discouraged women. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your female friends who are equally tired and discontented.

Then bundle up the man in your life, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men.

One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.

At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men, all of whom were better than the sad example she started out with.

An unmarried woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose between a Chippendale dancer and an Olympic swimmer.

You can be lucky, too, but DO NOT BREAK THIS! One woman who broke it got her own husband back!

So let's keep it going, ladies! Just add your name and address to the list below:

Chatty Crone

5555 Main Street

Southern, USA