For 2018

"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, April 11, 2008

Remember When?
Okay ready for some jokes and humor today? I SURE AM !!!!!!!!!!!!!
To start - is Elvis in the building? Can you believe he'd be a middle-ager now too!

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.

Grandmas Don't Know Everything:

Little Tony had been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house
and asked, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling'

Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'

Chatty (oops)


Anonymous said...

Why is it that an adult
would be hard pressed to
trap you while an innocent
little soul does it with
disarming ease?

Changes in the wind said...

Great post today...hit the spot!