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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, April 10, 2009

Love is definitely having fun and laughing . . .

Geeze, I just don't think love is possible at all if you can't laugh. At yourself, at others, and at funny things. This is critical to me. You got to be able to let go, relax, have fun, feel safe, let go, and not be bitter or rigid - that's not tooooooooooooo much to ask is it?

You must have a sense of humor - it's the only way to get to the end of your life!
Secretary's Ass (It will say adult content - but it's not)

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party.

Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.

He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.

As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.

Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

'Honey,breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.

His 16 year old son is also at the table eating.

Jack asks, 'Son, what happened last night?'

'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind you fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door'.

Confused,he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean?
I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT.... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'

Broken coffee Table $239.99

Hot breakfast $4.20

Two aspirins $.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time:


The PUG head tilt - adorable!!!!!!!!!

Oh To Be 6 Again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing His wife, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was Not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags Theme Park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, The Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.


Hope you enjoy,
Funny Chatty

Don't let love slip away from you either . . . by Heart


ClassyChassy said...

Thanks for the nice little stories - it helps to laugh some days, doesn't it? or at least crack a smile?

Olde Dame Penniwig said...

Chatty, I'm always willing to laugh at you.

Ha ha ha ha ha


Liked your stories!!!

^..^Corgidogmama said...

Fridays funnies, good as always.
This is a tough week for you, and you can still post funnies? Good for you!

Chatty Crone said...

You gals are such good friends to me already. Thank you.

I figure laughter is good medicine. Wasn't there a guy out there that took Vitamin C and watched comedy shows like I Love Lucy to heal his self from cancer?

How to Heal Yourself
by Dr. Bernie Siegel, author of Love, Medicine and Miracles

I just HAVE to have some laughter.

Will write more next week - guess maybe I should write on what is love is not.

My daughter's wedding has been called off - due to a freaked (?) out groom.

Rough week on top of a couple of medical tests.