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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, May 29, 2009

Fun Friday

This really works...!

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour or so.

When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?

Who is your real friend?



New uses for Windex:

I haven't checked ' ' to see if this actually works or not . . . But they say,

If you ever get the sudden Urge to run around naked, You should sniff some Windex first.

It'll keep you from streaking!

Why can't life's problems hit us when we're seventeen and know everything?-A.C. Jolly

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her
an e-mail just to be sure.

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.


Several days later, Brian received an email back
from his mother that read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.




ClassyChassy said...

Cute - and Maxine is absolutely right - every one DOES seem normal - until you get to know them! Isn't it fun to be ABNORMAL???

Olde Dame Penniwig said...

The gravy ladle story has me laughing!!!

Chatty Crone said...

Abnormal - the only way to fly!

^..^Corgidogmama said...

You have come a long way since I've known you Chatty. This year has been one of growth for you in so many ways.'re tackling the computer by storm!