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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
http://home.att.net/~hideaway_fun/_halloween/_purple/purple.htm
Purple People Eater Song
http://home.att.net/~hideaway_fun/_halloween/_mrs/happy.htm
Monster Mash Song
Didn't we say that dogs hate Halloween? (Except one).
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' And you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...' And can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
Love,
Chatty
Juliett Low - How do you say girl scouts? Happy Birthday
When she was about 25 years old, Juliette suffered an ear infection that was treated with silver nitrate. This treatment damaged her ear, causing her to lose a great deal of her hearing in that ear.
At the age of 26, she married William Mackay Low,the son of a wealthy cotton merchant in Savannah and England. His mother was a native of Savannah, Georgia. Their wedding took place on December 21, 1886, which happened to be her parents' 29th wedding anniversary. A grain of rice thrown at the wedding became lodged in Juliette's good ear. When it was removed, her ear drum was punctured and became infected, causing her to become completely deaf in that ear. Her hearing was limited for the rest of her life.
Her marriage to Mr. Low proved to be childless.
As early as 1901, due to her husband's drinking and philandering Juliette intended to get a divorce. However, her husband died from stroke in 1905 before the divorce proceedings could be finalized. When his will was read Juliette discovered that her husband had left his money to his mistress. She was left with a small widow's pension.
Now here is a woman - who suffered adversity - and made it to the other side.
5 comments:
You cram so much information into your posts...I am very impressed...When I do a post next week about our lunch I have to include a link to your blog so more people can stop by and enjoy all the work you put into it....the women you wrote about sounds like me....with getting the grain of rice in her ear...sounds like something that would happen to me.
Happy Halloween Chatty! That poor dog looks sooo uncomfortable....
A Lil Enchanted,
~LaShan~
Yep - sure was a lot to read in your post today! I posted twice - it's been an amazing day, and I'm ready to wind down! Have a great TRICK OR TREAT tonite!
OK girl, that video of your family was fabulous! How fun; I'll have to try to figure out how to do that.
Take care; have a good week.
I think you're the only one who checked it out! Thanks. It's easy.
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