Fun Friday with a little help from my friends . . .

He who laughs, lasts.- Mary Poole



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NO WONDER MEN NEVER GET DEPRESSED: (Thanks Cheri)

Men Are Just Happier People.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $5.00 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are always happy and never depressed!

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FOR Better Or Worse



The older you are and the longer you have been married,the funnier this is.

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some obnoxious jerk using my stuff."

She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another obnoxious jerk?"
(Thanks Jerry)

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With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!

(Thanks Cheri)

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The Farmer's Almanac is predicting a very cold winter.

It must be true because the squirrels are gathering NUTS .

Three of my neighbors have disappeared..

Are you O.K.?
(Thanks Jerry)

Chatty is missing - some squirrels took her! (my own joke!)

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(Thanks again Jerry)

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HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE RIDE TODAY!

CHATTY

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight.
- Arthur Ashe