Life is all about asses
you're either covering it,
laughing it off,
kicking it,
kissing it,
busting it,
trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one .
That's right, you've been " elfed " . He who elfs last, elfs loudest!!!!
A Romantic Sleigh Ride
Blonde Antelope
“What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable.”
Joseph Addison (1672-1719)
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“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories.. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.
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”Okay here is a Christmas game for you - have fun:
http://www.brownielocks.com/Quiz.html
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A note taken by my husband:
Love you, Chatty
A late entry from Monica and it is great so I hope you can read it!
18 comments:
Love the birds. And the Pabst beer. I can so see that really happening, lol!
Laughed all the way through. The blonde antelope was so funny. Too familiar, um.... ya know... but funny.
And the pabst beer one was my favorite.
The 'guy' handing from the roof cracked me up...I can see how people would think it was real...you know I lov funny fridays.
Hope you're having a good day today - and I am with you in thoughts - I know about your big day and am sending all my best wishes and prayers your way. You will be fine! Better times are ahead!
Love you,
Doris and Gizzy :-)
ha ha ha ha ha Sandie. Funny funny funny. You are a RIOT. Thanks for the chuckles on this Friday morning. Susan P.S. By the way, thanks for always visiting my blog and commenting. Love having you!
Another wonderful Friday post! Hope today and your weekend is wonderful too!
Happy Holidays, Sandie! :)
Funny - love the note left by the husband!
Jane
that man does look real hanging off the house. i have seen one here, but not in the past couple of years so maybe they asked them not to do it.
Love the Bud video...lol...that was so funny...and the poor blonde antelope...I always love to read your posts.. Debb
I know when I need a laugh break I can count on you.
I've seen several houses with the hanging man but none so real that I would run and grab the ladder.
Hope things are getting better for you.
I love the birds getting wireless! And the quiz is really cute. But are you kidding me about the hanging dummy? This really happened to you? O.K. you are worse tham me, you will do anything for a laugh!!
LOL with the husband's note; I could see a man doing that, LOL.
too funny about that Christmas decoration with the guy hanging from the roof; it does look real life indeed!!
praying for you for Monday....
betty
Are you sure my husband didn't take that call? It sure looks like his hand writing! And to think, I wanted to go on a sleigh ride sometime before I die!...:)JP
Didn't do so good on the quiz - guess I'm just not much of a "ho."
Loved the guy on the roof - my kind of sick humor.
I recently found out that my Pabst beer was OK. Now hopefully the Gyna Colleges will call and tell me that my Mom and Gram are normal, too!
Praying for you. Don't be nervous - and I'll email you this weekend. (Just so you'll have a last "chat" with me before you become the Bionic Woman!!)
GOD BLESS!
More good laughs than I could handle, had to run to the bathroom. Thanks for the funnies.
Love the Psbst Beer!! LOL! Have a great weekend, Sandie!
Hey Sandie!
Great funnies for Fun Friday! I'm not sure if anyone would stop by my house if I did the man hanging off the house like that or not! Not many drive by my house living where I live!
Merry Christmas!
Angela
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